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Eventually we will reach a point where the Internet makes its response joke so quickly that it happens before the original event actually occurs, at which point time will fold over on itself and we will all meet again in a church in LA.
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'Sup, pogs!
Let's all go to the movies, and let's all see the same movie, and let's discuss it here.
Gabe loves fan fiction. You Can Make It Up features his own personal alternate adventures starring some of our favorite characters.
After watching Death Sentence, a terrible movie starring Kevin Bacon as a father in search of vigilante justice directed by Saw's James Wan, Gabe embarked on The Hunt For The Worst Movie of All Time. This is his sad journey.
He’s reportedly making a film in which he plays an 18th century Samurai, slated for release in 2012… It should probably be cheer up everyone else day.
Down 7% in popularity this week??? C’mon, IMDB — you’re not helping the cause.
they’re doing a modern 47 samurai movie? that’s a classic!
Cheer up, Keanu they are never going to make a forth Matrix.
HA HA HA HA! You wrote “forth” when you meant “fourth” you insane idiot. LOL!
Thanks Steve. Good to know you are back to your old self.
You would think in my years I would have heard someone get called an “insane idiot” before, but I can’t think of a single time this has happened. So, upvoted? Yeah. Sorry, paperstreetsoap!
It’s like that episode of the Office where Dwight gets a concussion and is nice to everyone and then once he gets treated he is the same old Dwight.
No, it’s not. He never changed, nor bumped his head nor was he treated.
Has anybody seen a Doctor Who episode from a couple of years ago called “Midnight”?
In it, an unseen alien overtakes a woman’s body, and causes her to repeat anything that is said after a delay of a couple of seconds. After some time, which is spent, freaking everybody out, this time delay eventually drops to zero, she says everything at the exact time the people surrounding her say something. Then, she begins to say things before the original person says them, so that in fact she dictates what is said.
The woman represents current Internet users, the unseen alien is the Internet, and the people who are being affected by the woman can be called the “paper” media.
Eventually, the whim of the Internet will dictate reality. We have seen the start of this with Internet campaigns, with the proposed “Betty White to host everything ever until the end of time”-style groups, and no doubt it will end up with all major political decisions being decided via Internet campaigning.
So as to jump the gun on this trend, I propose Videogum makes itself Lord High Ruler of the Internet, thus placing our community perfectly in line to be the successors to modern national governents in terms of actual world power.
When control of the world’s populace and resources is finally handed over to us, with Topher Grace as our figurehead, we can initiate our final and ultimate plan, a complete overhaul of all visual entertainment.
Videogum Forever!
Videogum Forever!
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Wait, did I have another one of my Messiah Complex episodes? Sorry… please continue
You had a Messiah Complex episode for breakfast.
Sorry I was tardy to the party but this needs all the upvotes. ALL. OF. THEM.
Sounds better than Clear up Keanu day… I prefer my Canadians house trained.
I’m all about cheering up Keanu, but if he actually is clinically depressed, this day is the equivalent to 12,000 people waving beer bottles in an alcoholic’s face, saying, “It’s okay, just don’t drink it. It’s easy not to!”
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I don’t get it becuase I don’t have a Facebook account. But these comments are good.
LOL Someone in that group took it WAAAY Too Serial
I knew this because my Betty White Facebook something something something told me.
How perfect is this, then: