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So good! It barely even reminded me of the time that he peed on a child. (Via Vulture.)
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I need that diamond hoodie pronto.
Why is he wearing chainmail? I didn’t realize that world cup soccer involved LARP-ing.
soccer! yeah! woo!
Look at the lorry calling it soccer. Clever girl, trying to fool us with his North American slang words.
Kelly describes himself as a “method writer” so maybe he was just writing a song about urinating on 14 year old girls, and could not write it without living it
I thought urinating on 14-year-olds WAS his method.
I guess Die Antwoord were busy
Actually I think they legitimately are. I swear I got an email about them playing a free show this weekend, something affiliated with Vice maybe? I remember being envious, then it occurring to me that, as I don’t go out, it was moot envy.
They’ll need to wash out the cup afterward.
Shooting out some serious yellow on a minor is a sign of victory.
Also, yuck.
you’ve been chewing too much orbit
He does alright for a smelly illiterate dude who can’t read nor write music.
The sign of his victory! over charges!
So the United States’ contribution to the opening ceremony is R. Kelly and Klansmen? Hmmmm… Sounds about right.
GOOOOOOooooo USA!
Hey world cup fans, can we talk about how annoying the sounds of those vuvuzelas are? Because I love to hear all that buzzing when I’m watching the World Cup.
I wonder if (or how much) it distracts the players?
Is that what that was? Oh man, I assumed they built that stadium around the worlds biggest bee hive which you would assumed might have come up in the planning stages. That is crazy though, ninety minutes of that sound really bores into your brain, if that happens every match people are going to go insane.
The offending object times 1,000,000:
Did they let him into the country on an artist’s peesa? I’ll go home now (because it’s FRIDAY!!).
You Caption it:
“A 40 year old man with an affinity for peeing on underage girls is universally accepted on a continent that propogates homophobia by making unsubstantiated claims that gays love ‘the poo poo’”
They should have had Aldus Snow sing “African Child”.
I just don’t understand! Who are the people who can so easily ignore the whole “he peed on an underage girl on camera thing”?!?! Why is it that – in OUR social circles – peeing on a teenage girl in front of a videocamera and going to jail for it would EASILY ruin any bastard dumb enough’s entire life, yet inside the world’s social circle (the equator?) this guy still gets to sing in front of a jabillion people and make a zabillion dollars??? What the fuck is wrong with you, Earth!!! What does it take these days?!
(And don’t say he gets away with it because he makes good music because goddammit he doesn’t!)
(Well, Earth WTF?!)
it wasn’t him. he was framed by someone who used the same technology that made the Wayans Brothers’ “Little Man” such a rousing comic success.
Look it up!
http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/05/22/omfg-rkellys-lawyer-uses-little-man-defense-in-court/
It really is one of the best defenses.
Love the Yellow Font!
It’s pronounced “Earf”.