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After the jump, you are invited to watch two rather graphic gay sex scenes starring Jim Carrey from his movie I Love You, Phillip Morris, based on the true story of a former-cop turned con-man who abandons his family after he gets in a car crash that turns him gay (LOOK IT UP!) and then falls in love in prison and keeps escaping to be with his lover. It is these same rather graphic sex scenes that are probably keeping the movie from finding American distribution (since it showed at Sundance in 2009 and has basically been stuck IN A CLOSET [oooof] ever since). Personally, I think the problem with these scenes is not that they depict man-on-man sex, because it is 2010, and it is time for us to grow up. The problem with these scenes it that they depict Jim Carrey-on-anyone sex. Who wants that? No one wants that.
Or do you want that? Here is the test before you: if you do NOT click through to see the two rather graphic gay sex scenes starring Jim Carrey from his movie I Love You, Phillip Morris, then you don’t want that, which makes sense, because like I said, who does? But if you do click through to watch these scenes, you totally want that! We are all laughing at you! You want to have sex with Ace Ventura, Pet Detective!
“SMOOOOOOOOOKIN’!”
–You
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Well, that was a tease. Not that I wanted to watch…
Not that there’s anything WRONG with that…
I don’t get it, did I just get punked?
I will definitely watch it if Jim Carrey lets out a hearty “aaaaaaaalrighty, then!” while receiving a reach-around. Who wouldn’t?!
“Somebody, stop me!”
We just have to hope they stop before he decides to “ass a few questions”.
Yeah, but what about the people who want to have sex with Ewan McGregor?
-a straight guy
‘I want to see Ewan McGregor have gay sex so much.’ – all the single ladies
Seriously, I think a lot of females have the same thing with hot gay guy sex as men have with lesbian sex.
It’s twice the amount of [opposite sex] sex!
ew, no.
You and Louis CK, right?
I don’t want to click since I don’t want to spoil the movie, not joking for once, I really hope this movie leaves development limbo and is in theaters at some point
I agree, Ian. And I actually really liked the book, for the most part. Even if it did make me want to get arrested so I could try and break out of prison.
I agree too. This is one of his best movies. I hope more people see it.
Ass Ventura, Butt Detective.
Sorry.
Fun with Dick
(sorrier than you)
Massk.
Steve Winwood is never sorry
The Twomen Show
Man In the Moon
Bum and Bummer
(Does that even make sense?)
the truMAN SHOW
Once Bitten (On my ****)
Batman Forever
Me, Myself, and this guy named Bruce
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Internal Cumshot in the Spotless Behind
I am SO sorry.
The Number 69
I have already seen those sex scenes, legally, at a cinema in the UK at age 17. America, you are backwards.
Anyway, this movie is hilarious. You should think about… importing it on DVD.
I totally agree Niamh. I saw it back in Feb in a test screening at a local art house theatre and it was really funny and had some really touching parts.
After the movie the studio came in and asked us if we thought they should tone down the sex scenes. But honestly those were some of the funnier scenes so I don’t think anyone told the studio to remove them.
Although I don’t know how much the studio listened since the screening was mainly filled with gay men.
“had some really touching parts”
TWHS
Do you mean Jim Carrey, the star of “Earth Girls are Easy”??
“Jim Carey gay sex scene? Oh re-he-he-eally? ALRIGHTY THEN!” – Your weird uncle
Con-men deserve to be in jail, obvs no doyoyoy, but they also deserve high fives.
Coloring your jail clothes with magic marker to impersonate a doctor and walk out of jail?
UP HIGH!
Well, he does appear to have a nice chest. Put a bag on his head and I’d watch that clip. CGI Denzel Washington’s head over Jim Carrey’s and I think you’d have a hit in America. They should get George Lucas in on this.
I know where you can get some great vitiligo porn actually, and coincidentally, it does involve George Lucas!
If the Christian right figures out that this whole car crash thing works both ways, those “gay cure” treatments are gonna get a whole lot more dangerous
2 fast 2 fabulicious
2 Fast 2 Fierce: Tokyo Hot Mess
better
actually somehow worse.
I saw the movie and this scene is nothing. When Jim Carrey gets to prison they show him eating da poo poo with Ewan McGregor.
this video needs a stupid accents warning!! triggering!! i’ve relapsed into talking like urkel’s cousin myrtel, y’all.
Seriously though, it’s a really good movie! It’s interesting and funny and sad, and both Carrey and McGregor are great in it.
I concur, it is a really good film
I liked it a lot less than you guys. I thought the 2nd half when they get out of prison was better than the first half but I understand why it has the distribution problems. It’s not that good.
Has everyone seen the Human Centipede tattoo?
God, the middle one always gets screwed
ATGSTTS
I didn’t watch this because Jim Carrey is always making faces that look like he’s having sex, so I have a pretty good idea what that looks like. As for the rest of him, who would want to see Jim Carrey’s naked body? No, seriously, who? Reply to this comment if you want to see Jim Carrey’s naked body.
Maybe I do want to see Jim Carrey in a sweaty sex scene, but is that really so wrong? I believe the great Gabe once said’ “We should all be so lucky as to find something in this world that makes us happy.” I’ve said my piece, so good day to you sir.
…I SAID GOOD DAY SIR!
note to self: i think it would have been better with the Mickey D’s logo on the other side of the frame.
Go away!
I saw this movie a few weeks ago. It’s actually really surprisingly good. Unless you totally can’t handle the concept of gayness.