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Oh look, a picture of Snooki and The Situation, from Jersey Shore, hanging out with a stick of butter Paula Deen (via WarmingGlow). Good for them! Why not?! Paula Deen is exactly the type and caliber of celebrity that the cast of Jersey Shore should be hanging out with. Look, I enjoyed their television program as much as anyone, and more than many, and I look forward to watching the second season, even if it looks painfully contrived in the way that all continuations of successful reality TV shows do, where the plotline ends up eating itself in some kind of vodka-soaked ouroboros of shame and despair. But it is time that we put these discolored sacks of half-cooked meat human beings back in perspective. What I am trying to say is John McCain, United States Senator, war hero, and onetime contender for the presidency, DOES NOT NEED TO RESPOND TO SNOOKI ON TWITTER. Or at the very least, he does not need to have his great-grandson respond to Snooki on Twitter using his account. (I belong in a Zingior Zingizens Home.) And for sure the PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA does not need to say their names or make reference to them EVER, not even as a punchline during his surprisingly decent stand-up set at the annual White House Correspondents’ Dinner (2:25). To summarize:
Paula Deen: OK.
President of the United States, Barack Obama: NOT OK.
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How many STDs did Pauly D just contract?
Paula Dean carries “BLTs” not “STDs” (on and around her vagina).
I believe ohno was making the amazing observation that Paula Deen is also “Pauly D.”
I consider the Jersey Shore to be a natural disaster so it makes sense to me that the President would comment on it. Perhaps they should invite them to discuss solutions to the oil spill in the gulf.
…and it looks like there is another Situation on the rise just below the Mason-Dixon. Gross
Paula Deen should look for her missing jewelry in JWOWW’s hair extensions!!?!!
Is this thing on?
Spoiler Alert!!! Snooki = Montauk Monster
Guidos are an important voting demographic, Gabe.
The Situation wore sweat pants to an award show? That’s class right there folks
Where’s that suicide booth, again?
You’ll have to wait your turn.
That is a very reasonably priced suicide booth. Is it the same rate for slow and painful?
come on guys, let’s at least try to get a twofer.
I was so happy on New Year’s Eve 2008, because according to ‘Futurama’ that’s when suicide booths would enter the world. All year I kept thinking, “Maybe tomorrow!” and then when 2009 came around and I still didn’t see them on the streets, I was way more upset then reasonable.
It’s just kind of annoying when people exploit and exaggerate their heritage for fame and personal gain. I mean, isn’t it somewhat disrespectful to willfully paint your entire culture in a veneer of stereotypes in order to get on TV and make a few bucks?
Oh, and Snookie and The Situation are pretty annoying, too.
awwwwww. paula deen, though, really does remind me of every savannah housewife i’ve ever interacted with.
Man, your face is going to be red when Paula Deen becomes our first female president!
At least it won’t be a taco.
The Gulf shore still isn’t as oily and gross as the jersey shore. Even my poor friend Mr. Pelican thinks so.
I doubt he thinks that at all, actually.
I’ve never seen a bird express so much emotion with it’s facial expressions.. “screw you guys”
I think I am going to cry. *Sniff*
Can we talk about the “u r” part of that John McCain twitter? You’re (representing) a goddamn senator!
Look out Paula, two basted turkeys are about to smash you in the face!
I’m pretty excited for the “Jersey Shore down South!” show (http://www.partydownsouth.com/) because based on the “South will rise again” promise on the casting call, it’s going to be the worst thing ever.