and the main oil droplet will be a fat stupid guy, and he will have an attractive oil droplet wife, and he’ll have a dorky oil droplet kid, a female oil droplet kid, and an evil oil droplet kid
be careful about disparaging (and completely reasonable) comments about las vegas. mike huckabee will make record a special las vegas episode an get local personalities to say you’re a douchebag.
The real question is are people mad enough to stop driving their cars and use less resources? Nope. So yea the oil spill sad, the sadder part is that BP will survive, people will continue to increase their oil consumption and a spill like this will happen again.
Sorry for getting devastating-environmental-disaster-causes-self-righteous-rant-gum on you all.
Clean oceans hold no allure for the BP oil spill — it thrives on endangered marine life, real or imagined. “I kind of want to be an outsider,” said the BP oil spill, eating a truffle-flavored French fry.
This is like a genocide of an ocean. Which is way sadder and deserves far more of our focused outrage than real genocide, or sex slavery, or starvation, or general severe poverty. Because, obviously, oceans are the epitome of innocent, you guys.
After watching Death Sentence, a terrible movie starring Kevin Bacon as a father in search of vigilante justice directed by Saw's James Wan, Gabe embarked on The Hunt For The Worst Movie of All Time. This is his sad journey.
Hey, look on the bright side!
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I would gladly renew the Cleveland Show an infinite number of seasons and syndicate it on every channel if someone could make all that oil go away.
hey yeah, we could learn to do something else with out lives… Bookgum?
Hey, What’s Up With Jonathan Safran Foer?
“His words are pretty.”
-Steve Bookwood
Finding Nemo 2 is gonna be even more heartbreaking than the first one
except the only people in it will be divers… trying to find nemo… and they won’t…
Nemo is trapped under a giant concrete containment dome but then he just gets out because containment domes how do they work?
I can’t wait for the new Seth MacFarlane cartoon about a family of oil droplets adjusting to their new life in the ocean!
and the main oil droplet will be a fat stupid guy, and he will have an attractive oil droplet wife, and he’ll have a dorky oil droplet kid, a female oil droplet kid, and an evil oil droplet kid
and their best friend will be a transexual shark with a romanian accent who uses oil as makeup
and I won’t watch it
Simpsons did it.
I’d like to soak up Cleveland with a bunch of hay.
Why hasn’t anyone asked Seth MacFarlane’s advice on how to clean up the spill? He’s so smart, I’m sure he could figure out!
figure “it” out.

?“The oil spill is just more proof that there is no God.”
- Seth MacFarlane
“Your birth is proof enough.”
- God
I love you a thousand times.
Somehow I fell Seth McFarlane’s popularity somehow helped cause the oil spill! Good Job Family Guy fans!
This Goatse Sums up my Feelings.

Wow, perfect representation!
A (fake) 1990 BP ad
I know this is a disaster, but all of your funny comments just put a smile on my face.
I would expect McFarlane to be worried about the oil spill considering the script writers he employs:
months after the initial leak, the cleveland show continues to pour into the gulf of television.
Thanks Gabe. If anybody needs me, I’ll be in here:
We can all go fuck ourselves, because in situations related to world consumption of oil… we are all assholes.
Sorry. (BP sucks, too!)
Funny how the ad preceding that video was for Vegas Vacations, the symbol of excess and overconsumption.
did I say funny? I meant
be careful about disparaging (and completely reasonable) comments about las vegas. mike huckabee will make record a special las vegas episode an get local personalities to say you’re a douchebag.
I hate Las Vegas, and Mike Fuckabee.
But [i]honey[/i], they use [i]oil[/i] in condom productio[i]nnn[i].
Woof.
The real question is are people mad enough to stop driving their cars and use less resources? Nope. So yea the oil spill sad, the sadder part is that BP will survive, people will continue to increase their oil consumption and a spill like this will happen again.
Sorry for getting devastating-environmental-disaster-causes-self-righteous-rant-gum on you all.
Clean oceans hold no allure for the BP oil spill — it thrives on endangered marine life, real or imagined. “I kind of want to be an outsider,” said the BP oil spill, eating a truffle-flavored French fry.
This is like a genocide of an ocean. Which is way sadder and deserves far more of our focused outrage than real genocide, or sex slavery, or starvation, or general severe poverty. Because, obviously, oceans are the epitome of innocent, you guys.
Cool point, bro.
Well, maybe the Pacific ocean is innocent, but the Atlantic? Forget it. That ocean is a slut.