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Famous people do not stumble home to their dorm rooms the morning after, they take cabs to their dorm rooms. Incidentally, this is still less embarrassing than when January Jones hosted Saturday Night Live.
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The pap who took this picture doesn’t EVEN want to get an arm’s length from JJ.
RE-PROD. RE-PROD. RE-PROD.
I don’t appreciate the subliminal messaging, werttrew.
Hahaha! She had sex with somebody!
Guh. Hi Videogum, I’m Mr. Farenheit, and APPARENTLY I’m the new sheriff of the laugh police? Careful what you laugh at, I may just point out your hypocrisy or insensitivity!
this is probably why i’m still single…..
Can I be your cautious and mostly silent deputy who crosses his arms a lot and nods (upvotes)? Because I was about to post and ask at what point are you laughing at celebrities/celebrity gossip and at what point are you fully, joyfully participating.
Can I be Bo and Luke Duke driving circles around your police car in my Confederate flag mobile and soaring through the air in southern defiance of your uptight political correctness and corruption?
Steve, you do whatever makes you happy and lets you be great.
I don’t know, I mean, I get it you know? For some reason, catching people having had sex is funny to me? Maybe because it is such a private thing between two people made public, or something. Like, sex scandals of public figures are hilarious to me. And yet, I mean, it’s something we all do. I don’t know. I’m just trying to be funny.
If you’re trying to be funny then I guess it’s time to change your name to Mr. FAILheit. Ahhh?
Now I’m thinking I should change my name to Mr. Ilovestevewinwoodheit. But that would be ridiculous.
It’s funny because people reading Dlisted probably didn’t!
In related news, looks like Zach Galifinakis can add another entry to his death-by-high-fiving archives.
She’s pretty.
(YEAH! I DID IT!)
AWWWWWWWW YEAH THAT’S WHAT I’M TALKIN’ ABOUT!!!!!
Celebs, they’re just like us
Ew, that’s Henry Francis’ house.
You are the raddest.
However it’s a bit of a joke fail in so much as her cab ride of shame would be FROM Henry Francis’ house and returning to the Draper residence, no? Am I wrong?
Maybe Jonah Hill knocked her up, and they will have babies with completely average faces.
And completely average comedy proficiency.
Jonah Hill knocking January Jones up is definitely the plot of a Jonah Hill movie Jonah Hill wrote.
Ashton Kutcher once told her she would never take a cab home from a one night stand.
WRONG AGAIN, ASHTON!
Yeah, Ashton would marry Demi Moore but kick January Jones away? Ashton = the Wrongest of Wrongage
So did these paparazzi stake out her house, or recognize her in the cab somewhere along the way, or did the cab driver tip someone off, or WHAT? Every scenario is creepy and horrible. Bleah.
Was she leaving Adrien Brody’s house? Please tell me she wasn’t leaving Adrien Brody’s house.
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“She is very funny.”
-Steve Winwood
(now taking bets on how long it takes me to run this joke into the ground.)
At least she won’t have to sneak into bed with Don. He’s “staying in the city” because he was “working late” again.
You guys! We almost killed Betty Draper! http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2010/06/11/mad-men-star-january-jones-car-accident/