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…is this press junket interview in which Salma Hayek freaks THE F out about a snake. Easily. Hands down. Sight unseen.
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Salma Hayek freaking out about a “snake” is actually one of my favorite fantasies, friend.
dream no more, steve winwood. now it is a reality.
oh wait. penis jokes. fear is not the reaction i am typically going for, but i am not everyone.
Fear leads to the dark side. Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate … leads to suffering….
you are into some kinky stuff, steve winwood.
steve you have some serious f’ed up sex fantasies if that how you want her to react
Gaftra, if by “f’ed” up you mean “FANCIED” up then yes you are correct, friend.
If instead you meant “fucked” then I thank you for sparing my eyes from the obscenity of the word fuck. You are a decent man.
Not unlike my reaction when I saw the trailer advertising a movie starring Adam Sandler, Chris Rock, David Spade, Kevin James, and Rob Schneider.
that poor lady on the left. still, if you are going to be strompled by a lady it might as well be selma hayek.
“she’s pretty” – steve winwood.
Wait, didn’t she writhe about with some huge snake (TWSS) in From Dusk Till Dawn?
THAT’S EXACTLY RIGHT!
Grabbed from the Jezebel comments:
…and my long-lasting memories of seeing this movie at an impressionable age.
Yeah, but she says it took hypo-therapy and meds to do this so..
you can get ludes in mexico
she’s pretty
If she’d have cooly said, “Snakes. Why does it always have to be snakes?” then mega-props.
Haha those pasted on “Grown Ups” signs on the railing win this edition of Why Don’t You Caption It.
Based on the ads for this movie I would expect the snakes to fart while a black eyed peas song plays in the background
I would see a movie of snakes farting along to the Black Eyed Peas.
Snakes don’t need to fart along to the black eyed peas because snakes farting is exactly what the black eyed peas sound like.
What makes it all better was the little signs saying, “Grown Ups” in the background, reminding us that yes, these two screaming defenseless creatures are meant to be grownups.
Also, I now have this vision of a snake being loose at the Emmys or something, and hundres of actors (because, really, I bet people like Shia would be running away while shouting, Nonononononono!) and actresses dying in mass, trampling panic.
To me, Shia LaBoeuf seems like the kind of person who would try charming the snake or speaking to it in parseltongue while everything around him was in a state of chaos
To me, Shia LaBoeuf is a spoiled hollywood douche with no talent who has enjoyed rewards in this life that are far beyond that which his skill set should necessitate, friend.
I never got all the Shia hate. I can understand being put off by his general smarminess, but to say the guy’s untalented is just flat-out disingenuous.
You’re right, he can screech pretty loudly, should no incredibly quickly and often, and induce nausea in the viewer quicker than Sartre.
@ That One: well then allow me to explain the hate then for you, friend. To wit: Shia LeBoeuf has this sloppy milk mouth face like if John Cusack had cerebral palsy of the mouth and just acted douchey and spoiled all the time and sucked really really bad. Case closed.
i loved him in even stevens. when i was ten. now i feel like he is just spending all his time making mediocre movies less tolerable.
“i loved him in even stevens. when i was ten. now i feel like he is just spending all his time making mediocre movies less tolerable.”
could there be a better analogy for life?
Lets try that again:
that picture would be better if it were Salma Hayek
Salma Hayek = Cartoon Elephant seeing a mouse.
Poor Maya Rudolph! Aside from Salma Hayek on face, Maria Bello totally stepped on her thigh. What a pro.
Andy Dick really stepped up his game by carrying Selma to safety. In your face, Ving Rhames.
Did they mean to put a 4′ woman in a movie titled Grown Ups? Was that part of the joke?
i only wish i were that nimble in platform highheels, eesh i can barely get across the office!
Hayek was born in Coatzacoalcos, Veracruz, Mexico. Coatzacoalcos comes from an indigenous word meaning “Site of the Snake” or “Where the snake hides”.
COINCIDENCE? I don’t even think I know WHAT coincidence IS anymore.
If only one of them had had a bazooka. Rare miss?