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If this is what you see right before you die (and that is definitely what you see right before you die) then I like to think that this is what you see right before you are born. Your tiny, stupid, baby brain may not remember it, but you definitely saw it.
Welcome to the Banana Mango High School of life! (Via BuzzFeed.)
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Those girls are pretty.
Oh, Steve.
Some monsters I am able to imagine what they are like in real life. Others, I just don’t think about much. Real life Steve, however, is a puzzle I will never solve.
he is a consummate gentleman, i’d wager.
Why do you people care what commentators are like IRL?
Only you Steve, only you. And it’s only because I care. And because some of the things you utter reguarly, and they way you utter them, I can’t imagine being said outside of the Internet.
HA HA HA you meant to write “the way” not “THEY way” ha ha ha ha idiot
PSYCHE! Just kiddin’.
See! I can’t imagine someone yelling, PSYCH! Just kiddin’, and I love it.
I think this is closer to what you see just before something that never leads to pregnancy.
Huh, and here I thought asian fetishes started with internet porn/anime stuff. I was so wrong. Nature not nurture.
also: *insecure white girl hate*
As a straight, white male who appreciates confident and intelligent women of all races, creeds, and colors; the fact that these women are Asian has nothing to do with the masturbation joke above. Mostly it has to do with the “ideal” standards of beauty that these women exhibit. Namely, their thin waists , large busts, and their well-toned legs. Obvs, this triggers some very primal feelings within most straight males. Thus, the masturbation joke. However, as a progressive individual who went to a private university, eats mostly locally sourced food, and voted for Barack Obama I am very much aware that this video objectifies these women (albeit in a somewhat comically bizarre fashion) and that knowledge inhibits any actual boner that may try inhabit my trousers.
So, relax techo white girls.
YES. YES to your avatar.
Giggle giggle “masturbation” snicker snort.
Is it wrong that I am secure with my whiteness?
Is this why I’m gay?
So my mom had this going on inside her birth canal? That explains a lot, actually.
They named a high school after the SNL character??
Cute teenage girls in skimpy outfits bouncing around? Baby me is a total perv.
I think this week we learned what Japan is all about
A little Youtube research reveals that the cast is comprised entirely of porn “stars,” which leads me to wonder what we talk about when we talk about Banana Mango Highschool. And why I was born there.
This explains all the boob and crotch shots.
In other news: This song will be stuck in my head forever. Too catchy.
Oh, sure. “Youtube research.”
These ladies are all in pornos. Or so my friend says.
It turns out this was just clever viral marketing for California’s Prop 420 push!
These girls made Banana Mango Highschool a living hell for me.
“Those girls are very pretty.”
-Steve Gotwood
PLAGIARIST COMMENTATOR!!!!!!!!!!
You forgot the part where you a) link to the original occasion of “Gotwood” and b) fail to understand the distinction between coincidence and plagiarism.
That wacky Winwood!
Well haven’t been able to check the ol vgum this week and this is what I walk into. good to be back
I knew I wasn’t missing much in the Glee finale.
Talk about not dancing alone to “Pony”
Man, the girls at Banana Mango Highschool did not look like this when I attended.
If you are referring to their over-developed bodies, its’ the drinking water (http://pubs.acs.org/doi/abs/10.1021/es010034m).
If you are referring to their ethnicity, its the economic crisis (http://seekingalpha.com/article/139505-china-is-now-in-firm-control-of-u-s-debt-markets)
I think it’s a given that this song will be playing in my head for the rest of my life.
There doesn’t seem to be a lot of angst at the Banana Mango High School of Life, so it’s got that going for it.
I remember now. I remember everything.
Nice try, but I know the trickery used to fake cleavage when I see it. I was in high school once too.
Was my tiny, stupid, baby brain only able to tolerate 48 seconds of it too?
You came out screaming for a reason.
It’s a very good thing that island didn’t just tip over there. The unequal distribution of breasts created by this photo shoot would have felled many islands, but Japan seems particularly at risk.
Position your browser just right, and John C. Reily will watch the video and look disgruntled.
And Jonah Hill will look up adoringly.
And I will look down and whisper “No.”
john c. reily does not approve. jonah hill, on the other hand, approves a bit more than i am perfectly comfortable with.
I did see this before I was born. That’s why I was CRYING. Hey-oooo. #commentwrittenbeforewatchingclipgum
Of all the Japanese girl groups out there, my loyalty will always remain with Morning Musume. Dah, I mean, Japan is hilarious! Look at how ridiculous this is!
exactly. don’t mean to get all professor j-pop over here, but THIS is the video you guys decide to make viral?
plus everyone knows kpop > jpop anyway!! marshmalloooowww.
true that. 2NE1 4 life!
This is what I see when I wake up every morning.
- Pedophilic, Asianphile, chauvinistic billionare we all wish we could hang out with sometimes, but not actually be friends with.
This is my new favorite video ever, and completely independent of that sentiment, I’m surprised no one has asked where all the tentacles are at.
This was one of my all-time favorite Vgum video finds. I’m having trouble finding it in the archives now.
But, at least now it’s stuck in your head.
i wonder how many of them are really dudes!!!
Maybe for dudes, but this is closer to what us chicks see.
http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/snl-digital-short-the-curse/1198000/
biggest girl group ever?
This guy I met at a party introduced himself as such: “Hi, my name’s Matt. I like Asian women and dark beer.”
The dark beer explains itself. This video explains the rest. Maybe.