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There is nothing special about today. It’s just another step closer to the great tidal wave pouring over the mountains of our souls. (Oh jeez. Also, huh?) But for whatever reason, it does feel like we are just surrounded by bad news and/or the absence of good news. AND YET, at least from where I am sitting in the world, the sun is shining and the air is temperate and there are big, white puff clouds in the sky, like the kind that you would have been able to stare at for hours when you were a child and still had the capacity for and free time to satisfy yourself by doing something simple like stare at clouds for hours. Let’s end this day with a return to that youthful exuberance! Let’s end this day with a stupid wordplay game involving ice creaaaaaaaaaamm!
The name of this game is “Ice Cream Movies.” It takes only a few moments to learn, but a lifetime few moments to master. Here, let me just stand creepily behind you and put my hands over your hands and show you how it is done:
Ben and Jerry’s Maguire
The Bicecreamicle Thief
A Rum Raisin in the Sun
Waffle Conan The Barbarian
Scoop
SWEET GAME! Get it? You get it. (The joke is that I think I need to lie down.)
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Eat the Drumstick Slowly
Eat Praline Love
A Taste of Cherry Garcia
The Pecan Brief
Pretty in Pink Bubblegum
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough FactoryamIdoingthisright?!?!?!
Dude Where’s My Caramel Swirl?
McFlurry Vengeance
Oh, and some ice-cream terms from LorryLand:
Wall-E’s Viennetta
The Talented Mr Whippy
Wayne’s (Fudge) Swirl
Mementoffee
The Last King of Butterscotchland
Kirstie Alley Presents Logan’s RRRRRUUUUUUUUUUNNN
It’s It
(Bay Area reference alert)
The Fast and the McFlurry-ious
I’m going to have to Winwood myself here and point out that Huckabeast had this about 70 posts ago.
The Man without a Spoon
Splice Cream
Willy Wanka’s ICE CREAM factory!
Atonemint Chip
Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bombpop
Milk (and sugar, frozen)
Mini Milk – the British remake featuring litt.. yikes.
Me and You and Everyone We Snow Cone
Magic Shell We Dance?
The Rocky Road
Ice Cream: The Movie
Milkshake
Mango & Cash[ews]
Last one, I promise:
Frozen (Yogurt) River
Cat on a Hot Fudge Roof
Or, more simply: ‘Hot Fudge’
The Diving Bell and the Butterscotch
The Good, The Bad and the Fudgely
Ghost Peanut-Buster-Parfaits
A Fudge Good Mint
Spanking the Chunky Monkey
One Flew Over the Cookies and Cream Nest.
Deathbed: The Bed That Eats People’s Ice Cream (When They’re Not Looking)
Rambo Sherbert: First Blood Part II
Chasing AMY’s
(For central Texans only)
Do the older women like ice cream?
Twilight: Blue Moon
Twilight: Echocolatechlipsecookiedough
Twilight: Breaking Butter PecDawn
AM I DOING THIS RIGHT
Rocky Road(or) Picture Show
Sorbet-by Geniuses 2: Super Sorbet-bies
Superman Ice Cream Returns
super man ice cream iv: the quest for peanuts.
Terminator 2: Fudgement Day
Cookie Puss’s Fortune
Back to the Dippin’ Dots are the Ice Cream of the Future
Frost in Translation
Riding in Carvels with Boys
RushMOREICECREAM, PLEASE MOM!
Also, first post (I do not know why I feel compelled to share this, but hello!).
That’s your girlfriend.
Always not understanding the rules of the best new party games.
Field of Dreamsicle
Wild Haagen Dazs
the Wrestler ice cream bars
White Men Butter Pecan’t Jump
Bottle Rocket Popsicles
Dude Where’s my Caramel Crunch?
Sweet and Marshmallowdown. (I can’t stop!)
Mean Swirls
Boston Cream Pi
Caramel Gibson’s Passionfruit of the Christ
Ack! How did I miss this? I POSTED RIGHT UNDER IT. Sorry, Orangutan.
no worries! this reminds me of the season finale of celebrity apprentice!
passionfruit? anyone?
The Passion Fruit Sorbet of the Christ
Withdrawn, your honour!
The Blizzard of Oz
Ice Cream Shop
Ice Cream Shop 2: Snack in Business
Scooperbad with Christopher MINTz-Plasse
Daiquiri Ice Pirates
blueberries sorbet brothers.
Alvin and the Chocolate Chipmunks
The Nutty Buddy Holly Story
The Nutty Buddy Professor
Some Gotta Have It Hot
Pretty In Pinkberry
Schindler’s List of 31 Flavors
Dairy Queen of the Damned
eclair bud
eclair bud: frozen receiver
eclair bud: swirled cup
Varsity Blue Bells
WHERE MY TEXANS AT?
Rocky IV Road
Baskin Robin Hood: Men in Tights
Americone Dreamz
Nights of Rocky Rodanthe
Some Like It Hot Fudge
The never ending ice cream store.
Heat (melts ice cream)