You know what they say: history repeats itself.
You know what they say; history repeats itself.
“You know what they say; history repeats itself”
~ Nick Madson
“‘You know what they say; history repeats itself’ ~ Nick Madson”
I am so down for this. It’s got all the things I look for in a movie: historical fiction, sequel, and written, directed, and staring someone I have never heard of.
“Sequels involving nobody from the original” is my favorite non-genre of movies. Cruel Intentions 2 and The Skulls 2 are both quality entries. Still Waiting almost doesn’t count because it involves more than three members of the original cast, but it does a very nice job with the scenes that are basically from the original movie, but with slight variations. I have high hopes for Titanic 2.
100 years later huh? Well the Titanic disaster was in 1912, which would mean this takes place in 2012
This is how the world ends
Not with a bang but a C-list cast and some middling CGI.
Written and directed by Shane Van Dyke! The man behind such hits as Transmorphers: Fall of Man*, Street Racer**, The Day the Earth Stopped*** , and Paranormal Entity****!
*Not kidding. This is an actual movie he wrote.
**Not kidding. This is an actual movie he wrote.
***Not kidding. This is an actual movie he wrote.
****Not kidding. This is an actual movie he wrote. And directed.
Earth stopped…. doing what?
Based on these movies…being awesome.
I was in Portland last weekend and we made a stop at Movie Madness to rent some movies for the nights we weren’t going out. They had an entire shelf of Asylum films, including all of these, I was so excited! Sadly, try as I may, I could not convince our hosts that Transmorphers: The Fall of Man or a Sherlock Holmes where he investigates velicoraptors was worth our collective time.
I have actually seen “Transmorphers”, and let me tell you, its “transmorphing” robot content was far too low to be satisfying. Also, no Megan Fox (she’s pretty).
If you liked the special effects in Transmorphers, you will LOVE the CGI in Cleavagefield.
But who wrote “Snakes on a Train” where an innocent woman has a fetus full of deadly snakes?
The sequel to this: Titanic 2 2: The Hindenburg 2
Titanic II: 2 Big 2 Fail
soundtrack to be provided by Drowning Pool
I’m sorry, you’re right and you’re funny, but you reminded me that Drowning Pool existed, so I downvoted you.
good for you brother
Let the downvotes hit the….
* that was me vomiting at the thought of that song
2 Big 2 BARF
With a special reinterpretation of their “hit” song “Let the Bodies Hit the Floor,” now titled “Let the Bodies Get to Shore.”
Also, having the word “drowning” in their name is highly appropriate.
Titanic 3: Continental Tokyo Drift
The ‘stormy weather’ production still is by far the best. It’s just dusk! You can see the friggin’ moon!
It was a million to one shot, I tell ya’, a million to one.
The important question here is why has it taken 12 years for this to happen? Also, where’s the porn version of the original? Come on Hollywood, you’re letting me down!
I was going to say “apparently lightening CAN strike twice” but those clever bastards beat me to it!
I mean, it could be lightening as well,
I don’t understand why they felt it was important to make it that a tsunami “pushed” the iceberg in to the ship’s path. Why not just have there be an iceberg… in the ships path?
because who would believe that two icebergs hit two boats named Titanic. This isn’t Jaws: the Revenge, for God’s sake.
Aww, they should have set it in space, like in Futurama.
For the cool kidz to watch it, shouldn’t the title be “T1TAN1C 2″ ?
You. Are. Correct, sir.
I’m just gonna put this out there. I am in love with The Asylum. They’re pretty much the last bastion of relatively big production B-movies out there, and they rarely miss the mark in producing amazingly hilarious and awful films to get drunk to and yell at. You just can’t argue with Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus. And the original Transmorphers? Dumb brilliance.
So needless to say, I’m Fandango’ing this in my mind right now.
Titanic 2: Tsunami Boogaloo
Titanic 2: Port of Call: Southampton
Titanic 2 The Streets
Titanic 2: Antarctic Nights
Titanic 2 Fast 2 Furious
“I live my life one quarter knot at a time”
I was sure this would be related to http://bit.ly/9xz9Lc, from http://bit.ly/bVjF6p
Megamonolith Pictures is holding an open casting call for TITANIC 2: MERMAID SAVIORS, a sequel to the Academy Award-winning 1997 blockbuster TITANIC, on July 1st and 2nd. The film begins moments after the sinking of the Titanic. All who have drowned are brought back to life by a futuristic race of mermaids, called the Mantocks, who welcome the humans to their underwater paradise. Soon after, JACK DAWSON is elected king of the underwater humans. DAWSON requests that all humans be returned above water, a request that is denied by KING MANTROCK. The humans are slowly brainwashed into worshiping their mermaid saviors. Meanwhile, the sunken TITANIC has become a haunted underwater wasteland inhabited by RAGGARO and his band of mermaid pirates. Will the humans ever free themselves from their mermaid slavery? Will the mermaid pirates wage war on Mantock?
All actors seeking consideration must reply to this post with:
1.) A headshot
2.) A few short paragraphs on why they’re qualified for MERMAID SAVIORS.
Actors with mermaid and under water acting experience are highly desirable.
You had me at “mermaid pirates.”
james cameron, now you’re just getting greedy.
Titanic 2: Cruise Control: Back in the Habit
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