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Have a seat. Do you know who I am?
Would you like a glass of water? Now, mind explaining to me what you’re doing here? I see, and what, exactly, is “the Big Nothing”? You can’t defeat it without the help of a child? Of course you can’t. And the six-pack of beer? Oh, that was just for you? Right. Now, is being completely naked also part of defeating “the Big Nothing”? Excuse me, sir, don’t insult me. Sir, you absolutely can wear clothes. Just imagine some clothes on your body. That’s what I thought. Would you like a tissue? How many times have you done this? Oh please, I have a hard time believing this is your first time. And what exactly is that supposed to mean, “the book has been waiting for Bastian to find it?” Were the dirty instant messages you sent to our hired actor pretending to be Bastian_98, and I quote, “I want to die in your swamp of sadness,” also waiting for him to find them? You disgust me sir. You and Verne disgust me. (Thanks for the tip, Benjamin.)
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Up until this point, ‘wanna see my luck dragon?’ was the go-to line for many a pedophile.
More like “Neverending Glory Hole”!
So that’s why he needed a shot mid-way through the movie.
Fake. Also gay.
Well there go my innocent childhood memories of Falkor and dreamy Atreyu (Wait, let me explain, Chris Hansen. I was a child then; its totally Ok to have a crush on a 12 year old when you’re about that same age. No I dont want a glass of water. This is all just a big mistake…….)
Also, creepy youtube clip aside, being a kid in the 80′s kind of awesome? Kids today don’t have amazingballs crap like the Neverending Story or Labyrinth with David Bowe. Thats some fine quality kitsch right there
Being a kid in the 90′s was pretty cool too.
To be honest, I was a kid in the 90′s & more of a baby in the 80′s but Neverending Story or Labyrinth on VHS were favorites growing up
YES! My friends and I watched Monster Squad this weekend and it was every bit as awesome as I remembered it to be.
Yes! “Wolfman’s got nards!” became sort of a victory cry around here last year when we found a copy on DVD.
True story, my cat is named Bastian after the lead in Neverending Story. My other cat? Mr. Miyagi.
Your cat must be really good at catching houseflies.
It was an awesomer, more innocent time. Our parents would take us to movies where one of the biggest rock stars in the world would seduce a teenage girl with a visible hard-on, and no one would think better of it. Classic!
Good people of Brooklyn! Labyrinth is being screened outside at McCarren Park this July 14th.
http://summerscreen.org/home.html
I expect to see you all there. Attendance will be taken.
So cool. We should do our own meet up. Who’s interested?
BYOC = Bring Your Own Codpiece
I recently rewatched this movie with my wife as a goof. Wife + David Bowie in codpiece = Bad idea.
I knew books were nothing but trouble
Doesn’t Falkor ask Atreyu to “ride him” at some point too?
Last week we got towel horn. This week we get Falkor’s itchy bottom. I think Websense is going to block Videogum from my computer soon…
Come on guys, Falkor isn’t a molester. I mean child molesters hang around kids too often and get them to touch them inappropriately. Also they typically they have creepy mustaches……….Oh. Damn
aww look at that little tongue, he’s like a puppy, puppies can’t molest you now can they
dammit
He also has the characteristic Pedo-Smile
Supposed to be a reply to Gangy. Hurr Durr
There it goes! There goes my childhood! Goodbye, childhood, it was nice knowing you!
Eeeww. I forgot how much I hated Falcor’s gross, albino tick eaten back.
I always thought he looked like salmon
Well, I feel just a little weird about myself now.
I’d like to submit exhibit B, where the defendant refers to himself as a “F–kdragon”.
Dirty Falkor
My childhood was not marred by sexual predators, I WOULD LIKE IT LEFT THAT WAY!!
*Interaction among members of same age group strongly and inexplicably discouraged.