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“Life’s but a walking shadow, a poor player That struts and frets his hour upon the stage. And then is heard no more. It is a tale Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury. Signifying nothing.”
– William Shakespeare, Macbeth
“Hey man, this is my car, and I’m going to die in it.”
– You
TWO ONE SIDES OF A COIN. (Via Epicponyz.)
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Hey, get’s me from A to A.
I feel like I should make half a joke, because
Half an upvote.
UPV!
It’s only 50% of a car, but it has stolen 100% of my heart.
We each honor the late Gary Coleman in our own way.
Show me the CARFAX.
**FOR SALE**
Custom 2 seat roadster! Must See!
Recently Reduced, Now Half-Off!!
Guys, I think we should all buy a few more Smashing Pumpkins t-shirts. Poor Billy Corgan had to sell half his car!
In this economy, some people take the term “cut backs” a little too literally.
Is it bad that all I could think while watching this was, “And he’s not even wearing a seat belt?” This guy is your boyfriend, but I think I’m definitely your mom.
He figured since he’ll never get laid why not just get rid of the back seat?
I use my half car to compensate for my huge dick.
So what does that tell us about Hugh Jackman…
O_o
“Always finish what you.”
– My boyfriend
When asked why he would do this to his car, the man replied “I enjoy the feel of the wind on my back, and the force of gravity on my butt.”
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Way Better mod.
First!
Or whatever.
I’d be wicked excited if Gabe posted some Chaplin films.
First to what? First to go three months with no avatar?
It’s adorable that you’ve noticed.
Guys, we have our own Sam & Diane!
Awwww. I wouldn’t want to take away from DS3M and Steve’s thing though. I find that relationship way more endearing. I’m just half-assing it because I find any and all Internet-based bickering to be really, really amusing.
You can deny it all you want PT, but we all know better
Anyways, Winwood is more like the guy who owns Melville’s to DS3M’s Sam.
Upvote for John Hill reference!
[No, no, silly! You are doing it wrong. You're supposed to type "upvote", then insert the image, then type "this guy knows what I'm talking about." Sheesh.]
Well this is definitely a step up from the half-dog I got last christmas…
Glad to see he’s shaved his head. Don’t want any hair cushioning the (inevitable) collision between his (no doubt, thick) skull and the … oh. No pavement there. Carry on.
Somewhere, in the matching backend to that sedan, two children sit wondering when dad is going to take them to Six Flags.
Oh man, so many early morning laughs. I could tell this morning, when momma cooked a breakfast with no hog, that it was gonna be a good day. Upvotes, all around.
You’ve got a half car, I’ve gotta plan to get us out of here
“I appreciate this gentleman’s sense of adventure”
- Keyboard Cathy
“It’s like a car, without the trunk”
- also Keyboard Cathy
I figured since most of the world’s oil supply is in the ocean, i might aswell cut my car in half and get my dad’s goat to pull it around, ya get me.
We should set this guy loose in Jay Leno’s car hangar! Hey-oh!
This is the new short film by Harmony Korine, are you guys even aware of that?
That’s your boyfriend: guy who is eight years older than you.