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There is a new trailer on-line for Showgirls 2. I think? It doesn’t really look like any trailer I’ve ever seen. And it makes no sense. Also there is a meteor in it? This movie is gonna win!
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'Sup, pogs!
Let's all go to the movies, and let's all see the same movie, and let's discuss it here.
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Zapp! No Jessie Spano. No Showgirls. Sorry, fellas.
I think I just watched a snuff film and will be going to jail now
Move over, Showgirls; now there’s something meteor.
I refuse to believe that was a trailer for a movie.
WOW
At first I was all, ok all of the quotes and sayings here are synonyms for this movie is going to suck.
But then, they got all illuminati with it and started having black rites in the woods and shit, and I began to realize that I was in for a treat.
On the first watch, I LOLD so hard at all of the ridiculousness, and yeah, boobz, but meh, they were being abused – not so nice. And the car at the end, at like 3:30ish, it pulls up to go somewhere and GOES NOWHERE. Like This Trailer. And Also This Movie.
But then, I re-watched it to attempt to catalogue some of the LOLs. And it was at this point I realized that I was watching a half-assed non-commentary on the MKULTRA Culture and it’s impact on society writ large. This trailer seemingly attempts to mock and use techniques common to the programming and the experiences of MK victims. The disorientation and gratuitous sex and violence with the creepy masks and skull and bones stuff is a way to drum up buzz by capitalizing on the Moment at hand.
But then again, the sound is broken on my computer at work, so wtf do I know ))(( hi five – o/ \o
OHHHHH o/ \o
I made it 1:49 in. Can anyone top me?
Hmm, its framed like art, but it sure doesn’t look like art…
Why so blurry? Perhaps one of the themes is: showing the world how people with astigmatism see the world, especially light sources?
One ticket for the Rifftrax of this, please!
fake.
Showgirls 2: This Time It’s Literal.