Photos
“The ’90s was the decade for God.” Indeed!
 |
 |
This week's five highest rated comments as voted on by you, the lowest rated comment as voted on by you, and the editor's choice.
'Sup, pogs!
Let's all go to the movies, and let's all see the same movie, and let's discuss it here.
Gabe loves fan fiction. You Can Make It Up features his own personal alternate adventures starring some of our favorite characters.
After watching Death Sentence, a terrible movie starring Kevin Bacon as a father in search of vigilante justice directed by Saw's James Wan, Gabe embarked on The Hunt For The Worst Movie of All Time. This is his sad journey.
You know what the two inner letters of Jehovah spell. HO.
I think I might be onto something.
For real though, how DOES a brown cow eating green grass produce white milk?! That shit is crazy. Nice one, God.
Look, I mixed “Saddle Brown” (b/c God makes saddles from leather, which is the hide of a brown cow) with “Lawn Green” (God makes lawns from grass) and there is no white in any of those 10 steps!!
Can we all agree that white milk is most certainly one of God’s greatest feats?
I might not understand this guy’s incendiary religious beliefs, but it doesn’t stop me from hating him.
God creates dinosaurs.God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Mandestroysloves God. Man creates dinosaurs. God Destroys Hollywood.Hollywood fixes Gulf of Mexico. Hollywood IS God.
Jason Bateman and Dustin Hoffman Kiss. God loves gays.
Hold onto your
buttsbibles.Clever
GirlJesusYou do have… Jehovah’s witnesses … in your … Jehovah Park?
CAN’T YOU SEE!!?? IT’S STILL JUST A FLEA CIRCUS DAMNIT!!!!!!!!
I could do Jurassic Park favorite quotes all day, friends.
I
threw upprayed.It´s a[n]
UNIX systemnew testament verse, I know this!is this pastor jesus-erotica?
They DO move in herds!
God’s flocking this way.
got to give it to this guy, he was becking it before glen becked it.
This has been at http://www.operationrestorestephenbaldwinaswellasvelociraptors.com for YEARS.
Bill Cosby called. He said complimentary things about your sweater.
Is it wrong that I upvoted every post because I like dinosaurs so much?
factually, but not morally or emotionally.
But…I was taught that dinosaur bones were put here to confuse us. So either god or the devil could laugh at us. That church was never great with the important details.
Watched this earlier this morning (OLD NEWS, GABE! Just kidding). Love everything those EIT guys put up. Loved the part where the dude talks about giving the devil hemorrhoids and starts jumping around with that dumb look on his face. In the voice of Bill Hicks, “There is a God, he loves us all so much…”
i thought he was going to jump out of my compy and devour my soul right there.
wtf is dis real
Fuckin’ internal combustion engines. How do they work?
After careful consideration, I’ve decided not to endorse this park.
- Haemorrhoid doctors everywhere.
I thought in England they call hemorrhoids “lorries”, not haemorrhoids.
“This has nothing, and we mean NOTHING (everything), to do with Spielberg being a top general in Jew-run Hollywood. Nothing. (Everything.)”
- Rockrageous Ministries
LIFE FINDS A WAY!!!11!!!1
“Jehova Park” (1990), 143 min.
A team of scientists discover the DNA of God in a mosquito embedded in a peice of amber. Using science, they genetically recreate God and let him roam free on an island park with a monorail. A storm causes the power on the electric fence to go out and God escapes; everyone dies.
Starring Sam Neill, Laura Dern, Jeff Goldblum, Wayne Knight and Paul Reiser as “God.”
Lord have mercy, I can’t believe I misspelled Jehovah! I should have stuck with YHWH–fewer letters.
YHWH ? is that the title of Jehovah’s new web-conscious album title? #///Y/ or however you spell that.
Just seeing that man’s Cosby-inspired TJ Maxx sweater threw me into a fit of righteously indignant rage. He didn’t even need to open his painstakingly manscaped mouth.
Oh great! I was hoping you would see this Gabe. Also, I want that t shirt depicting Kurt Cobain as Jesus dying about something.
More like Geriatric Park, amiright?
He need to be a bit more carefull about those jehovahs he’s tossing out,
Matthias, Son of Deuteronomy of Gath knows what I’m talkin bout.
“Hey Peggy, remember that one time at Church Camp when we gave the devil hemmorhoids? That was awesome.”
there are so many gems in here, but i feel like two got left out.
1. they are named rockrageous ministries. literally, and without irony. oh my goodness.
2. that whole thing about doing things the white way and not the black way? maybe the naacp should stop scrutinizing the low quality playback on greeting cards and look at, i don’t know, literally anything else. this guy, for example.
Religious people in general tend to be just awful, especially in the United States.
Doesn’t he look a little too much like Stephen Baldwin?
Please, let me assure you Jehovah’s Witnesses have nothing to do with this “Jehovah Park” Jehovah just happens to be God’s name. The similarities end there. That video was pretty much the WORST.