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Date: October 31, 2009
Time: Unknown
Location: Unknown
Source: whatevs.net (thanks, Edith)
Description: Young child provides on-line demonstration of how to create costume “horn” from ordinary household towel for Halloween. Young child does not realize that costume horn bears striking resemblance to male genitalia. FILE UNDER: Visual TWSS, Holiday TWSS. Perhaps most surprising in this instance is that entire construction process of visual TWSS is filmed by young boy’s father (assumed) and yet adult makes no attempt to intervene in natural TWSS event. Perhaps due to overwhelming need to find small, secret moments of private amusement in parenthood so as to maintain human sanity. File Under: UNKNOWN.
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well I guess this helps explain why everyone made fun of my white Gumby costume last Halloween.
ooh, too hot for tinypic!
Sometimes it is the little things that can brighten my day. Like watching a kid make a towel dong and put it on his head.
Someone call 911 on the father… What a creep.
someone call jail on the father.
he obviously thinks that turning his son into an automatic shithead is a funny thing. no, it is not. stop making your son a worse person than you are . try to do the opposite.
Egyptian Towel: for her pleasure.
I am naturally a 700 threadcount.
Ladies.
The progression of my face at about 0:37
:I -> :O
I don’t know if you also noticed at this point, but the “tip” oddly “grew” into what kinda looked like a “vajayjay”, thus making the towel horn unisex.
A his AND hers towel horn, if you will.
I don’t know if its the oblivious nature of the kid, or the the Sean Kingston soundtrack, but I LOL’d hard at this.
Also, I’m gonna check Urban Dictionary all day to see when “towel horn” officially becomes a new slang word for penis.
Ohhh that shouldn’t be so funny. I think I’m gonna cry.
No one is tackling the important question, like why does he need to make a horn out of towels in the first place? Too artsy for my primitive tastes
Early footage of a young Matthew Barney?
“Squeeze and twist, squeeze and twist”
This kid will be inspiring many a Halloween costume this year.
YouTube commentator RobTheBernardinosaur said it best:
“LOL omgg hhahahahahaha”
LOL indeed, Mr. Bernardinosaur. LOL indeed.
This video makes me feel dirty. It also makes me laugh which is most important.
Well, we’re all going to jail now for having kiddie porn on our computers. Thanks a lot Gabe.
Seriously, though. You can LOL all you want, but this thing creeps me the fuck out. The kid’s innocent, but his dad/uncle/brother/whatever should be put on a watch list.
“You shouldn’t do that, Bobby. Your towel horn looks like an erect penis. Oh, what’s an erect penis? Uhhh… it’s when you get really happy and excited and your wee-wee… uhh… never mind.”
(Bobby spends the next few confusing hours in his bedroom, silently staring at his towel horn, and then his penis, and then the horn. He spends the rest of his life feeling dirty and bad every time he does something creative.)
Later, he begins commenting on Videogum under the username “Moist Towlette”.
Do we know for sure that this is his dad filming this? I have a bad feeling this could be some “dirty old man” from the neighborhood. Actually, please let it be some dirty old man from the neighborhood and not a parental unit.
Shades inside? Three takes of a head-towel-dong video for YouTube? Little dude, your dad is leading you down an inevitably turbulent path.
That being said, the biggest bummer about this is that the towel-horn provides you no real means of head attachment. It’s just kind of a towel dong that you have to alternately carry around and hold up to your head to show that it’s a horn.
I had a whole series of jokes about this kid using the pun “horny” but I don’t want to go to jail, so.
All this, AND the username is “Hambone”??!
It’s a confusing world guys. I mean, this reminded me of the time when I was 12 and stepped out of the shower and accidentally dried myself off with a gigantic penis that I thought for sure was a towel. Mixups happen.
Um so years ago I watch a film on Skinamax and I saw this exact demonstration but then the lady did something very naughty with it.
I don’t know if this is my natural distrust of children who wear sunglasses but I’m pretty sure that kid isn’t oblivious, especially when he quips that other children should try it at home and see how their parents like it..
What a wily prankster.
I know what I’m handing out at my next pool party….PENIS TOWELS FOR EVERYONE!
My guess. Filmed by big brother figure. This is a towel fold party trick and meant to look like an erect penis…Would be a hit with ‘hen parties’ etc.
Big brother figure has taught little bro the trick with an innocent cover story.
This is all funny by the way and anyone talking about child services need to chill the christ out.
What if yout turned A DICK TOWEL into a TOWEL HORN???
nothing (probably)
The video has been removed because the person who uploaded it is in jail now?