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I don’t have children, despite being well into my 60s. So I can’t imagine what the various pressures and stresses are for a modern parent. I’m sure it’s really hard, or whatever. And I know that sometimes parents need to vent and blow off steam in order to cope with the enormous responsibility of nurturing a human life. Sometimes they hire a babysitter and go out to a booze-soaked dinner with friends. Sometimes they buy a leather jacket and grow sideburns in an attempt to recapture some shred of the youth that seems to have fled them completely. Sometimes they even yell at their children, in a way that makes other people on the street think they are bad parents when they might actually be really good parents but they just happen to have been caught in a perfect storm of fatigue and frustration and despair. What I’m saying is that however a parent manages to keep their sanity while still instilling in that tiny human being that they made with their genitals a sense that he or she is loved and can look forward to a long life filled with wonder and possibilities, be it through alcohol, inappropriately youthful clothing, screaming, or hobbies, it is all fair game. I get it.
But if you buy your kid “limited edition” denim-patterned fashion diapers, you’re a fucking asshole.
Looking good, Mr. Cool Diapers. (Thanks for the tip, Gideon.)
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I don’t know how to comment on this. I mean…”I pooh in blue?” They’ve pretty much done our job for us.
Perhaps “Looks like someone went doo-doo in their blue-blues!”
I’m afraid I just blue myself.
I bet Jay Leno designed that shit.
Where the h-e-double-toothpicks is the denim shirt?
Can’t we give babbies a little dignity?
It’s not after five yet… the Canadian Tux doesn’t break till twilight.
Uhhhhhhh… so everyone is attracted to the baby?
My thoughts exactly! Dear everyone in that commercial, go to JAIL.
Paging the Poland National Ski team!
No, they are just amazed by his sense of style is why they are staring at his baby ass. Honestly, this is no more pedophiliac than those old Calvin Klein ads:
Nothing sexual about that!
This is barely worse than the teddy bear back pack leashes
This guy knows what I’m talking about
It’s adorable, yet restricting!
ummm….the leash I was forced into in the 80′s was not that classy. I think there was a lion on it…maybe where it Velcroed together? and laugh at leashes all you want but my mom says we would never have made it out the Dallas Airport without either my brother or I on one.
Yeah, mine definitely did not look like a cute animal giving me a hug. It was as rainbow colored as a Lisa Frank folder and went around my wrist. And the velcro, the itchy, scratchy, noisy Velcro…
My grandma has bought my child BOTH of these things! She also made him a “toy” that could also function as a paperweight. No offense grandma, but you are the worst!
Totally getting these for my American Girl collection.
Time for a makeover, Samantha. “Edwardian” is O-U-T.
These will look great with my huggies thongs
Bad Idea Diapers
Nothing comes between me and my Huggies.
Except pee. And poop.
More like Peevi’s.
they took all the puns.
Straight (down the) Leg, or Poop Cut?
There is nothing that I could say that would be as amusing as that advertisement was.
My grandmother bought these for me! Well, for my baby. I guess my grandmother is a fucking asshole. She gave them to me, and I just gave her the nicest “grandma has lost it” look I could muster, and asked her why my baby would need denim diapers, when he always has pants on anyway? I suppose I could let my child go out in public pantsless just so everybody can see how classy his diaper is, but I’m pretty sure that counts as abuse.
So they’ve invented jorts that you can poop in? Kevin Smith will be so excited!
With those giant headphones AND jean diaper you’ll be the coolest baby on the block.
that never stopped him before
judging from the still I think that baby let his fresh new look go to his head… looks like he is judging the other babies that are still wearing the crappy (right?) old white ones.
Where the hell are my khaki inspired Huggies?! I can’t look dignified in fucking JEANS.
George Will agrees; he will not be purchasing these for his grandchildren.
Someday that baby will be a teenager, and all of his friends will spam his GoogleTwitterFace with links to this YouTube video.
Well, given how technology evolves, is more like all of his eMates spamming his Hoverbook with this DownloadedStraightIntoYourBrainTube video
“Hey, space friends! Check out this space video on my future computer! Jonny looks so dumb! Lasers!”
Does mean that there is going to be an influx of $200 designer denim baby diapers?
Yes, to be followed by denim diapers that come out of the factory with the “pre-worn” look, i.e., already shat in.
Forget babies, I’m getting these for myself. Inflammatory bowel disease, am I right?
Gabe is ordering several pairs for birdie right now.
“Here Birdie, put these on. Less walkies, more bloggies. Amiright, Birdie? I am right.” – Gabe
These Pajama jeans people are Really Reaching on the Cross Platforming.
I fear this might lead to an entire generation of Never Nudes.
beat me to it. damn
awesome! it’s good to know that i can start wearing my jean shorts again without fear of mockery.
seriously though, those are pretty much just cut offs you can poop in and will never look cool. also, that kid looks like a giant douchebag.
Despite the quotation marks, I somehow thought that “the coolest you’ll look pooping your pants” was a sarcastic comment on this travesty, because of how that is an awful, awful way to advertise any product and no sane advertising executive would ever sanction it. My mistake, I guess.
Inspired by Tobias Funke
“Man, even I think that baby is a massive tool.” – E*Trade baby
The name of the video itself is “I’ve Got Chic In My Pants”
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Wow.
As someone who wears a suit everyday, I assure you, no one looks more professional than me when I poop my pants.
I love it when I do something embarrasing, but I’m able to think to myself, fully believing that everyone around me is thinking the same thing, “At least I’m wearing a suit.”
A suit gives me the necessary gravitas for when I sit in the movie theather bathroom shouting “Baby needs them cupcakes!”
Nice Daisy Dooks.
This comment made my day! Well done!
The ad wizards behind this one have obviously been watching too much Billy Madison.
gahh! nuts. shame on me for not reading all the comments!
If Billy Madison has taught us anything, it’s that “You ain’t COOL unless you pee [or poop] your PANTS [or diaper].”
Is the first girl the Millionaire Matchmaker or someting?
Can’t wait for the adult version. Grandma gonna have chic in her pants.
Meet Timmy.
-American Apparel
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this is so just feeding into the nevernude phenomenon
is anyone else getting a serious Baby Rammstein vibe off this?
“But if you buy your kid “limited edition” denim-patterned fashion diapers, you’re a fucking asshole.”
You have to admit these would make an excellent baby shower gift.
i am not pregnant, but i am on some kind of pregnant woman mailing list (jokes on them, i am uninsured!). today the local hospital sent me a pair of booties. i am regifting the crap out of them paired with a box of diaper jeans, which i also got a coupon for in the mail today.
I would be obsessed with this commercial if they didn’t have that lame voice-over making all kind of “crappy” (pardon the pun) jokes.
I win a personal victory in the smug knowledge that virtually every user of these diapers shits on this product every day.
that kid is definitely going to become a never nude