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Morning Glory trailer, you guys:
Liar! J’ACCUSE!
First of all, some woman living with her parents on Staten Island who’s having trouble finding a job doesn’t just BECOME A TV PRODUCER. And if she does just BECOME A TV PRODUCER, there is no sympathy for her being “overworked” and “underpaid” because SHE IS A TV PRODUCER. “I’m so frazzled by this highly competitive job definitely fell into my lap and that I probably saw an ad for on Craigslist because Hollywood gets it.” But more importantly, this trailer (and also probably movie) is a liar because a morning talk show in which Harrison Ford and Diane Keaton have snipey arguments about pap smears on the air is a morning show that EVERYONE would watch. Hoda and Kathie Lee would quit the ninth hour of the Today Show because they would want to be home in time to watch Daybreak. FACT.
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i would pour all the oil in the world into the ocean (lies) if it meant i could watch harrison ford having snipey arguments with diane keaton (or anyone really) on a morning talk show and have that be the entire show right there.
that said, this movie looks terrible. come on harrison ford. you can’t be this desperate for work.
Yes he can.
DSL FTW AMIRITE
*shows self out
Indiana Jones and the Curse of the dysfunctioning erection.
I know when I was looking for a job it was really tough, with the economy and all. But then I saw an ad in the back of the Village Voice for a CEO position, and now I run Time Warner. This movie looks very good.
I’m go to a University for Radio and Television Arts, but I never realized how much time I was wasting! Wow! Thanks Rachel McAdams!
*I’m going
I CAN’T EVEN SPELL! MUST MOVE BACK HOME THIS MOMENT!
Buh buh buh buh but Jeff Goldblum is in it.
Videogum: It’s all fun and Bachelor video games until it hits too close to home.
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One day we will all have turkey neck, Gabe knows, he hasn’t stepped out of the house without a scarf since the Berlin wall came down.
It’s so true. And what’s weird is that I find it endearing half the time and insufferable the other half. Why is that?
That’s Diane Keaton altogether, really.
Guys, why the Diane Keaton hate? Okay the Family Stone was awful, but she’s wonderful. Annie Hall! Love and Death! Manhattan Murder Mystery! The other Woody Allen films she was in! I even liked Something’s Gotta Give!
That said, I thought, though not believable at all, this movie looks fun, and I will probably (definitely) see it. (I guess I’m living up to my name here.)
That’s why she wears gloves in interviews. You can get plastic surgery everywhere but your aging lady hands.
Harrison Ford’s wife and family are conspicuously missing from this.
This is a sequel to an unmade movie where he actually failed to get them back.
Reality Bites?
WHERE’S MY TV PRODUCER?! I’M NOT LEAVING WITHOUT MY TV PRODUCER!!
Well JJ Abrams produced this, so hopefully there’s a twist where Harrison Ford is actually the Cloverfield monster and the TV show is his purgatory, what his life would’ve been like if he’d been born a successful human instead of a murderous giant alien.
The title has a DICK JOKE!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHA I GET IT I GET THE JOKE
No, they’re just really into Oasis
They could also be referring to LSD, hinting that the movie should only be viewed while tripping.
Rachel McAdams has this uncanny and creepy ability to be unrecognizable to me when she changes her hair (that made perfect sense, good job me). Stop it Rachel McAdams!
That was Rachel McAdams!? I kept on trying to figure out why Jennifer Garner looked so different…
I know! Who are you actress I somewhat remember!?
Jennifer Garner totally looks like Elizabeth Banks in this movie.
Elizabeth Banks totally looks like Katherine Heigl in this movie
The network is called IBS? How appropriate.
this movie may have Irritable Bowel Syndrome, but Rachel McAdams has Incredible Butt Syndrome
I was trying to think of a non-creepy way of saying that, but(t) you hit the nail on the head, Terrorbull!
HEY GUYS! I did some digging and found an excerpt of the Morning Glory script where Rachel McAdams’ character has a heart-to-heart with Patrick Wilson’s character after her job causes friction between the two because she’s never around and he’s finally fed up with it all! It looks like it may be really good!
“Hell, I need you. I’m a mess without you. I miss you so damn much. I miss being with you, I miss being near you. I miss your laugh. I miss your scent; I miss your musk. When this all gets sorted out, I think you and me should get an apartment together.“
he was just mad because she missed their weekly pancake breakfast.
Pros: Harrison Ford, Rachel McAdams, Jeff Goldblum
Con: Diane Keaton
Guess I won’t be seeing this.
A + B + C < D apparently…
Pro: Ty Burrell from Modern Family
I noticed that too…so close. But Diane Keaton presence is a major buzzkill for me.
Rachel, yo fanny is DEVINE! Back it UP, please. (pause, rewind, pause, rewind)
In England a “fanny” actually means the “lorrie”. Excuse me for being so vulgar.
Coming Soon, is not soon enough in my book.
GOTDAM I miss you Monsters. For every reason. Yes, I’m drunk, and yes, I’ve been taken away by work for far too long to comment regularly. So what, you’re the best. See you tomorrow, suckas.
Hateful co-anchors who will fight bc they lust & will prob fall in love? This is pretty much “Back to You” with Keaton & Ford instead of Patrica Heaton & Kelsy Grammer. It even has (the great) Ty Burrell (Modern Family) just like the show did.
So just to be clear: this premise is made into a movie, yet we’re still waiting for Arrested Development & I’m left pretending to be a fictional grandma to dull the pain? #OverDramaticGum
We need to know this, god help us, for better or worser… Does Old Man Ford fuck Rachel McAdams? My finger is poised down my throat, awaiting your response(s).