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“I’m sorry you had to see her like this. For the most part she’s actually a real sweetheart. We usually just keep to ourselves and smoke menthol cigarettes on our mold-infested porch and scream at the neighborhood children. Then we retire to the boudoir and make Michelob Ice-fueled love all night long and into the morning. But even I, her soul mate, know that when Criminal Minds is on, just get out of the way. She’s like a different person! A different person that I still love very much and am glad to be in a serious and committed relationship with.”
–You
(Via Dlisted.)
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Fuckin’ regional broadcasting, how does it work?
She pronounces “finale” in a very dignified manner.
Needs more “finollee.”
She needs to polish her other “french” words.
The funny thing is, she was actually calling from inside the tornado! She just hadn’t noticed because her TV was flying with her.
You’re right. In fact, I think the local news got an actual picture. Here she is with her twin sister:
That woman’s cold heart is going to clash with her hot head and create an internal tornado that will turn her inside out. Hopefully.
…you might break something.
You have to understand… my girlfreind was having a rough day. Her five year daughter accidentally swallowed a cadmium Myle Cyrus bracelet that I bought her for her birthday from Walmart. She is not my biological daughter, but I love her as if she is. My girlfreind doesn’t know who the father is, but can narrow it down to about five guys she drank Natti Light with on the infield of a NASCAR race. I work long hours at Waffle House to provide her the best child beauty pagent coach in Texas. I just know she is going to win Little Miss Mexia this year.
I just love the visual clip art used for this video. It really expresses the anger and overall emotional pain that my girlfriend is feeling.
My girlfriend also has this amazing cuckoo clock that sounds whenever someone makes a swear or says their name or gives their address!
My GF has a point. It’s not like you guys wouldn’t have acted the same way if they interrupted a few minutes of Lost to give people life saving information. I mean if you missed something from that show it might have not made complete sense in the end and you would’ve been left with a ton of open questions.
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Man Harry Crane really did it this time. Cooper’s gonna be pissed.
I don’t appreciate it when my girlfriend, and everyone else, uses the phrase “I don’t appreciate that” when they mean “I’m angered by that.” The world does not exist for your appreciation. Other than that, I love eveything about my girlfriend.
Let’s just say those dumb ass TV producers are lucky it wasn’t the season finale of Numb3rs. Because if there is one thing my girlfriend loves more than watching elite crime solvers catch killers through psychological profiling, it’s watching elite crime solvers catch killers through MATH. She fascinated by math, my girlfriend.
Wait. I’ve nevered checked into this show “Numb3rs” before, but is it seriously a reboot of “Math Net”?
I’m sorry to be all lategum to this party, but holy shit! MATHNET! Please accept this useless upvote as a token of my appreciation. RIP Square One.
To be seriousgum for a moment, it is a bit annoying that they never seem to break in during commercial breaks. I’m not saying in this case in particular. I’m just saying in general, regularly schedule broadcasts can be cut into for breaking news, but the people better be sold some romantic Sybaris vacations, dammit! I mean, I know why this happens, but it’s friggin’ annoying that we live in a world where this happens. Maybe this brave woman can change this for all us disenfranchised primetime watchers!
Yeah, this lady is an American hero.
Wait, the season finale isn’t until tonight, she must be confused and thought last weeks was the finale when it clearly was not…..er nevermind, whats criminal minds? Never heard of it.
And that sounds like my parents when they are watching this show, they would be very pissed if this happened. And they are pretty southern. A phone call is in order to make sure it isn’t mom.
do people really say “dush-bag” in Texas?
Let me tell you sumthing right naow. I live in Texas and it aint that odd for those of us who pronounce words like finolly and stoopid to call someone on the picture box a dushbag, ok?
Are you there God, it’s me Ian, I’m gonna need you to control when you make your tornadoes so that it won’t interrupt Las Vegas
Look, we just had the porch treated for the mold problem, and I smoke Black and Milds exclusively. Otherwise, spot on.
To be fair, Criminal Minds star Thomas Gibson is an emotional tornado, so they might have been actually airing the episode.
At least a sinkhole wasn’t interrupting her hockey game.
It could have been worse…
Well it’s obvious that no one here has lived in tornado country and experienced our sensational weather coverage. Having lived in Oklahoma all my life i can testify to how fucking annoying weather broadcasters get at even the slightest sign of severe weather. I would guess it has something to do with them wanting to make use of all the expensive weather tracking equipment they have. But until you’ve experienced an entire night of television viewing ruined (on every channel that does news/weather) because of a single suspicious looking storm cell in the middle of nowhere i think you should refrain from judging this woman too harshly.
Where exactly is Cuckoo, Texas? I can’t find it on the map.
(resisting joke)
i would pay good money to hear this woman pronounce “Joe Montegna”
i bet it would sound something like this
[IMG]http://www.joe-montana.com/joemontana.jpg[/IMG]
FAIL
just the url; no tags, no code.
so simple a CAVEMAN gould do it: