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NSFW music video for Chris Brown’s song “No Bullshit,” you guys:
“Hey, Chris, in the past year and a half your career has basically imploded after you beat up your famous girlfriend in a parked Ferrari after the Grammy Awards and then fled into the night. Since then, you’ve made a series of gaffes, including waiting six months to issue an apology, treating your court-ordered community service as a joke, and then delivering a laughable mea culpa on Larry King in which you claimed to take responsibility and then proceeded to dodge responsibility through the entire interview. So here is what I’m thinking, dude. For your new video, let’s have you dressed as a cat burglar and singing about condoms, intercut with graphic images of you having sex with a woman who is not Rihanna. People definitely want the brooding, sexy, dangerous, borderline-violent, possibly criminal Chris Brown back. Even more importantly, they definitely want to see that YOU have MOVED ON, because what is important in all of this is that you are GETTING LAID. This is just going to be awesome and definitely restart your whole career for sure, no doubt.”
–Someone who has no idea what they are talking about, advising Chris Brown on this video (Via Idolator.)
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Much more tasteful then Roman Polanski’s new kid’s show: Fun-Fun.
I thought Roman Polanski’s new kid’s show was called Rape Rape.
Now take your fun-fun.
Rihanna’s pretty.
“I’d hit it.” -Chris Brown
(booooo)
Much more subtle than Steve Winwood’s comment, supra, “I thought Roman Polanski’s new kid’s show was called Rape Rape.”
Aw snap! “You’re more subtle than Steve Winwood!” That is definitely a burn. I just lost all the subtlety contests. Time to move in with Copper Cab the ginger boy.
Steve Winwood, thanks for preemptively ruining every fall lineup for the rest of time (i.e., 2012), since there is no way any reality show, drama, sitcom, or talent contest can top what my mind pictures as “The Adventures of CopperCab and Winwood!!!”
Let me flesh this out for you a little: me, CopperCab, Norm MacDonald, Lapidus and Andy Rooney, travel the country together solving crimes out of an RV.
WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG. Gabe, you’re wrong.
It was BEFORE the Grammy’s.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Gabe doesn’t know when the Grammy’s were. What a stupid idiot LOL
Dear Chris Brown
You seem to think You are Usher but you are not Usher. Stop trying to be Usher. Did I say Usher enough?
Love America
oh man, i didn’t refresh. apologize for the seriously way too close comment. also, weird.
In Chris Brown’s defense, people seemed to like him as the dinner entertainment for Duh Aficionado Magazine’s 12th Annual Marketing and Sales Meeting at the Lynchburg Best Western.
He was almost as popular as the raffle for the 24″ flat screen television and Western Sizzler gift cards.
I love it when R&B singers put up a huge front about their sexual prowess.
“Gonna make you cum over and over again.”
No you won’t, Chris Brown. You’ll blow your load in 45 seconds and punch me in the face when I can’t stop laughing.
Maybe one day I can forgive Chris Brown for punching his famous girlfriend in the face, because who among us hasn’t done that at the Grammy’s? I know Tila Tequila has forgiven him, which is the first step. But I don’t think I can forgive the line “Reach up in the dresser where them condoms is” because that’s just bad grammar. Even worse, you just rhymed “is” with “is.” You’re dead to me, Chris Brown!
I’m just happy there is a mainstream pop song that might indoctrinate kids into using condoms! Freal.
“I’m gonna use a condom because Chris Brown uses condoms and he is a cool [violent, terrible, icky] person.”
dear chris brown,
i already get my slightly porny r&b smooth jams from usher.
signed,
the women of america.
p.s.
We get our very porny r&b smooth jams from R. Kelly, so don’t think that’s going to be your niche.
- WoA
“kells” doing some promo for the single ‘sex me’, off the album 12 Play (1993)
I know this girl who says she’d totally marry chris brown because he’s pretty and something something and he didn’t really MEAN to hit rhianna. This is the same girl that asked, seriously, if planes can land on clouds and thought that Australia was part of Canada.
…And that is my story.
Can I get that girl’s number, dashing and daring?
I have several friends like this. And at times like this, when they ask me if there are other planets besides Earth or if I’ve ever noticed that you can blow air on your own face with your mouth [true stories, both], all I can do is enfold them into a warm hug and say “It’s okay. It’s okay. It’s okay.”
I think your friends win.
Give them credit for knowing that Earth is a planet.
Credit for the Commonwealth?
My main problem with this song is that Chris Brown already did this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhI9qGuNsJA
song a few months ago, and the melody is virtually the same except they changed the instrument presets from “hip-hop club banger” to “R&B slow jam.”
and it’s an entirely different producer which is even more confusing.
not to say that Chris Brown being Chris Brown isn’t Worst enough already. because it is
Women will still have sex with him?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
GREAT joke Chris Brown. VERY EXCELLENT.
Sadly he’s probably right though. No bullshi-eugh-yeah
*Lamborghini.
You know, just focusing on what’s important.
Chris Brown is great at not being great. Why can’t you let him not be great, ya’ll?
Shoddy reporting. I believe it was a Lamborghini
oh snap … Marie beat me to it
“For your new video, let’s have you dressed as a cat burglar and singing about condoms, intercut with graphic images of you having sex with a woman who is not Rihanna. ”
You say this as if it would be better for his career if the woman in the video was Rihanna.
For Chris Brown’s career it would be.
This would not be true for Rihanna’s career, however.
Such an asshole…and yet, nominated for a BET Award for best male R&B artist. No bullshit.
I’m surprised no one has mentioned this girl’s crazy nails. If TLC taught me anything, you need to be CrazySexyCool, not MetallicPainfulWeird
http://tinypic.com/r/oej4m/6
Burg!
I only beat up my girlfriends in Maseratis.