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Listen up, dudez who truly believe they will see a female President of the United States in their lifetime and are ready for that day to come, and gurrrrls who dream of being that President and won’t let a history of institutional sexism keep them from striving for that dream: I know that it’s tough to be a teenager these days, and that your bodies are going through a lot of TRANSFORMATIONS. Coke Zero! That’s why it’s important to explore the world of self-identity on your own terms, and take some chances while you’re young to really discover who you are.
Maybe you’re a real life werewolf! Schwing! I mean, you’re not. Werewolves don’t exist. You are a young adult, and it’s time for people to start treating you like one. You can handle it. But maybe you are a real life person who wears a wolf tail out the back of their jeans and a lot of eye makeup and tells everyone in school that you are a werewolf and has friends who do the same thing and you call yourselves a pack.
And maybe you live in San Antonio. And maybe you are in this news report:
Awwww yeah, teenagers are taking MAD INSPIRATION from the hit film VAN HELSING! That is definitely where a lot of this trend comes from. VAN HELSING IN DA HOUSE! High five, Wolfie Blackheart. I mean, HIGH PAW! Jelly bracelets. (Via TheDailyWhat.)
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San Antonio must have some awesome high school basketball games.
One more story and its officially a trend!
Douglas Adams would approve
Sadly there are no roaming herds of Stileses at today’s high schools. #whatareyoulookingatdicknose
Team Teenwolf J. Fox. These nerds can’t even slam dunk.
You the wolf now dog.
Furries are invading our schools!!!!!!!!
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk (slow motion panic)
Kids are so extreme these days, whatever happened to just being a regular asshole.
Jerkz Represent!
We’re here, We’re obnoxious, Go fuck yourself.
Upcoming monsters-as-metaphors-for-teen-angst trends once werewolves are deemed “so last year”:
-Zombies (we’re all a little dead inside)
-Gremlins (we all transform from well-behaved domesticated pets to fun-loving chaotic creatures of the night)
-Cthulhu (we’re all great priests of The Great Old Ones who wait dreaming in our house at R’lyeh)
Oh man, I really, really hope the Cthulhu one holds off a good twenty years so that I might have teenaged who get into it.
It has begun:
Notsewfast, what are you doing?!
Cute-thulu.
Boooooo (I upvoted you (Okay, I know I’ve gone to this well repeatedly when people pun, but it’s seriously my reaction in real life (except I don’t actually tell human beings to their face, “I upvoted you,” I just mean that I love puns, so much, but I hate myself joyfully for laughing at them or for making them myself))).
He yours? I hope so…
No, the Mrs. and I only have a cat. And some dust. The dust is cute.
Do you send family newsletters with the dust dressed up in adorable costumes, struggling mightily against your attempt to pose it long enough for the photo to be taken?
That’s Your JanSport Backpack Name Stitching: D’Kitten Wolfram Lupus.
But it’s never lupus.
Why’s Fox news throwing the wolf pack under the bus?
Y’all miss emo kids now, don’t you? Don’t you.
No.
What about the important questions? For instance, do they eat rabbits?
I was wondering why they started selling flea medicine at Hot Topic.
I love how the Mom at the end is proclaiming how proud she is of her son while standing 10 feet away from him. Rawkwardz.
Also, “I make him take out all the freaky wolf shit so he looks normal when he’s in the house, away from the public eye. But out in public? Go for it, kid!” – That Mom
I love that mother at the end. At first it seems like she is awkwardly trying to defend her child and make what he’s doing some sort of not stupid, but then she just goes straight to the chase, to paraphrase: So many kids are total fuckups and genuine assholes, if this kid just wants to pointlessly embarass us and have good friends to do it with, fuck it, I’ll take it.
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Shit! I don’t know how to post. RUINED.
I did that for you by removing your image tags. Though upon seeing what I have done for you I am left wondering why.
just post the link. no need for fancy html shenanigans.
also, well played.
Also, someone needs to explain to that first girl that creating a family, and a sense of belonging and people to turn to when you are in trouble is pretty much the sociological definition of a gang.
There is nothing better than teens explaining how other teens are posers.
Or how pretending to be a werewolf isn’t something you do for attention
These guys know what you’re talking about:
In the morning, when I look out of my bedroom window, this is what I see. Every morning. I am a poser.
Do they spend all night there or do they just know what time you wake up and look out the window? If it’s the latter, you should wake up early one morning, just to throw them off.
I think this is as good a time as any to talk about my Halloween costume this year. I’m getting clown shoes, a big red nose, and a colorful wig, but I’m painting my face juggalo style and wearing wicked baggy black clothing.
#1: I used to live in San Antonio (and I’m visiting next month, so I’ll keep my eyes peeled for these wolfgangs)
#2: this does not surprise me.
I am coming to visit you in San Antonio. I will bring my eyes.
http://twitpic.com/1gqk7j
what is this i don’t even
Disaster strikes at the Friday night kegger:
ugh this is so good, I want to multi-upvote it, or, like, add it to Favorites
This explains why there are no Werewolf teenagers in Northeastern Connecticut.
Seriously, I was going to post a comment, but forget about it after this gem. You nailed it, then pulled it out with the back part and nailed it back in again.
Everyone’s saying the Twilight made them want a wolf pack but I think it was
he made it sound so appealing
the mom at the end needs to attach her son’s leash to a sense of realism, i mean, what happens at graduation, does he really expect to attend with a tail stuck to the back of his robe….honestly?
He should wear it and after receiving the diploma make a big display of moving it from the right side to the left.
I would give him all the kibble.
Maybe he could create some sort of mechanical tail that receives the diploma, instead of receiving it by hand. If he’s really commited to the cause that is…..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZ4RXCumwI8&feature=related
nota bene, the description is “just an animatronic tail i built” like it isn’t some big hairy (lollasaurus) deal to the whole weirdly deviant community.
When Ryan Van Dyke was in high school, he and his friends were Roman Legionnaires. (Get it? Sic transit gloria, people.)
I love how they briefly mention the “werewolf” teen that killed a neighbor’s dog and kept it’s skull. (Uh, what?!?) “Perfectly normal, these teens with raccoon tails sticking out of their jeans…(except for that dog skull kid)…But never-mind that! Look over here at shots of the pack walking the halls together. Oh, what will kids think of next?”
Way to gloss over that, KENS. I guess that’s what you can expect when you name your news station after a popular salad dressing. Also, I’m pretty sure werewolves have been around longer than the 1930s. This guy knows what I’m talking about:
Metamorphosis II: Howl at the Moon (1987): Starring Elisabeth Shue, Clu Galager, Martha Plimpton and Jim Varney.
I have to give you a huge bultaco-style(look it up!) thumbs up for johnny-5 avitard. The dude I normaly work for did all the mechanical design on jonni-5, my other buddy operated them, and I have met the puppeteer that did the facial expressions too.
When they were making jonni-5, they drove around in trucks with ten or fiveteen robots in it. Go past an automatic door, or any RF signal, and sometimes one of the robots would decide to go 35mph out the back of the truck. heh.
Andy Rooney would have a field day with this.
In my day people didn’t dress up like wolves, but being as this was before the agricultural revolution wild dogs were a major problem
The Teen Korner Game:
“Oh snap! Jelly bracelets.”
This makes me glad to have been a plain old slut.
this makes me glad to have been king of the hypno worms or whatever.
“gangs are poseurs” – i’ll be sure to let the gangs in my neighborhood know that after the next shooting. thanks, teen wolf! (i’m sure she meant kids that act/dress a certain way. but come on.)
no. she meant actual gangs getting served by Alpha-Dog-Skull-Wolf-Boy and his Two-Handed-Great-Sword
honestly, these guys probably have a wide array of ridiculous i mean high quality cold steel products. like the blow gun. blow gun is the best. especially against gangs.
The worst part of being a teenage werewolf?Getting locked in the school library by Giles for 3 nights every month.
I feel like that would actually be the best part of being a teenage werewolf.
…You’ll have to excuse me for a moment.
They are sitting at the mall with tail in their jeans with other like-minded folks instead of sitting on their computers making fun of youtube videos with other like-minded folks…weird
Downvotes for you? Looks like some monsters are a little sensitive.
I am a werewolf not a monster duh
teenagers are idiots
I’d like them better if they all wore ripped flannel and tried to grow mangy beards.
When these kids grow up, they are going to have kids that say:
DAD, MOM, I’M NOT LIKE YOU! I’m a vampire, you just don’t understand anything!”
(cue; runnnns to room, slam door)
More like lolycanthropy, amirite?
No…I’m not.
Time will not be kind to these kids’ yearbooks.
My favorite part was when the news lady belittled the teen werewolves by saying that they are transforming…into adults.
Sorry I meant to upvote you!