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Let's all go to the movies, and let's all see the same movie, and let's discuss it here.
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After watching Death Sentence, a terrible movie starring Kevin Bacon as a father in search of vigilante justice directed by Saw's James Wan, Gabe embarked on The Hunt For The Worst Movie of All Time. This is his sad journey.
Pity the glass door that messes with the Bieb’s hair.
He’s just like us!!!
The last (and only!) time I walked into a glass door, I was nine. So if by “us” you mean “small children trying to negotiate life in an adult-sized world,” then, you’re right!
What a Justin Goober.
in other Justin Goober news… he’s not doing much to help his popularity in Germany…
“Perfect,” thought Bieber. “I couldn’t be handling this trip to Germany any better.”
shoulda unleashed the katana
normally, i’m all “celebrities doing dumb stuff isn’t news,” but today i finally realize how wrong i really was. my life would be so much less rich if i had never seen this.
Fucking revolving doors, how do they work?
Dr. Alan Grant – You’re sure the other raptor is contained?
Ellie – Yes. Unless they figure out how to open doors…
We don’t have revolving doors in America.
The Hair Helmet was much more effective circa 1979.
please refrain from laughing, this could be serious. bieber may have injured his mirthfulness.
Alert! The Coordination Circuits on Pop Idolbot V 25.3 seem to be malfunctioning! Dispatch repair crew!
I love him.
I seen it Biebs, I seen it.
Andy Sandberg over there, in the cool guy backpack, sure thought that was a riot.
let’s not bury the lede: Justin Bieber must push full-force with his entire body at a 45 degree angle to make a revolving door operate.
Shut up, Justin Bieber!
You know the downfall of doing something embarrassing when you’re a huge celebrity?
I can’t hear what his friends (posse? is it a posse?) are saying, but I’m sure one of them said: That shit’s going on YouTube.
I’ve watched this about 20 times in a row.
Ah, the musical laughter of Germans.
Wait. What’s Bieber doing at a Radisson?
FAKE!
BONK goes my heart!
SLAM goes the door to your jail cell!
Touché.
i’m gunna down vote this under the pretense that it is most likely a reference to one of his songs, which means you have listened to his music, which makes it impossible for you to stab him in the chest once you come across him – the only way to actually kill him.
You thought about this way more than I did.
Actually, after a few more views, my favorite thing about the video is that before he knocks his head, he’s trying so hard to push the door, such determination, then, BOOM. So good.
The elevator needs this:
Hey guys! I’m back from Europe!
Welcome back! I see you spent some quality time at all the discotheques.
Welcome Back Werttrew
<3 <3 <3
And this is what you brought back?! Go back and at least bring me some decent cheese. I’m serious go get me some cheese.
ha! I was thinking to myself today (ugh, seriously, I was thinking about this – might need to cut back on my gum consumption) anyways, I was thinking to myself: “I haven’t seen werttrew around lately. I bet he’s laying low and isn’t going to post anything until WMOAT comes back. That post, from out of nowhere, he’ll throw Amelia back into the mix and the crowd will go wild.” A European vacation is nice too though.
“I maybe giving Kotter an HJ under the desk, but I’m totally not gay”
– John Travolta’s face in that picture
Kotter: “Now, you’re just mashin’ it!”
“You damn right he is!” – Washington
Hilary Swank sure is clumsy.
Someday he’ll write a great song about this.
And I was like,
baby, baby, baby, oh
like baby, baby, baby, no
like baby, baby, baby oww
stupid revolvin’ door
Well, he’ll probably write some song about this. Let’s not give him to much credit with the great part. Or the writing part.
bieber is method acting the shit out of that revolving door exit scene.
In all fairness to Da Biebs, that’s a weird door.
“We don’t have revolving doors in America”
- Justin Bieber
Bieber slamming into a German revolving door: proof karma is real
“I fell into a door, that’s all.” Sure you did, son. It’s OK, you can tell me what really happened.
“i dunno if u seen it but i have a mangina”
-Justin Bieber
Good one.
That one.
Good one, that one was funtastik!
Good one That one won that one that time.That one that is.
“Bieber is proof that good loves us and wants us to be happy”
– Benjamin Franklin
I wouldn’t be surprised if he was drunk. See how he had to explain to us what happened? “You see, what happened was…” Uh huh Biebs. We saw. We don’t need you to explain it to us. Unless you’re trying to control our perceptions of what we saw.
Bieber just got through reading McLuhan.
A ha! So his adorable (jail?) bowl cut isn’t meant to win over the hearts of young girls, it’s meant to cover up the various head injuries he has succumb over the years from revolving doors. Knew it!
Aw this is his life now, having to do video interviews with everyone all the time because now they know about his problem with doors.
My favourite part is how fatherly that tall fellow pats his head. I bet when they stop suddenly at a red light he puts his hand out to protect Beiber too. I bet he does.
At least he didn’t pull a “LeBron James” and try to confiscate the tape to stave off embarrassment. Or something.
I’ll see myself out…OUCH, my hair!
isn’t pulling a “lebron james” letting that aforementioned andy samberg-type have sex with his mom?
Revolving doors? We don’t have that in America.
“Guys, I’d better go explain to that camera guy what I was thinking when I walked into that door. Otherwise I’m going to look stupid on the Internet!”
-Justin Bieber
Will someone please make a GIF of this?
I second this request.
Here is a shitty one.
Is it worth pointing out how much effort he’s putting into moving something that looks entirely automated?
“VROOOOM!”
Thank you!
That’s a weird hat he’s wearing.
I know I shouldn’t laugh at a tiny, twelve-year-old lesbian boychild, but that was really funny.
Oh, lords, I can only imadge what kinda awkwardness would be captured if cameras were constantly following me around at 16.
When I was 13ish I ran full-force into a sliding-glass door (with window clings, even!) on the day my friend got a trampoline.
When I was two weeks ago I walked THROUGH a screen door, sending a bent door frame, an 8 by 3 foot piece of ripped screen, and my daiquiri into and all over my friends kitchen. Obviously I did not get a cute pat on the head.
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uhhhhh….
It was a joke, dude. Relax.
Grandpa?
I was expecting him to turn those 5 “Oww” s into a song or a beat or something.
What, No One Else Does That?
No One Coughs or sneezes or says ow and makes a beat out of it?
Fine, I’m OW Ow-Ow-Ow OW Ow-Ow-Ow-Out.
Via my friend: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=id-gx9gzdMM
“Justin Bieber crash with the door (IMMUZIKATION BABY MY FOREHEAD HURTS REMIX)”
My biggest question is: What kind of revolving doors have other doors/windows attached to them? It’s terribly confusing, like LOST confusing.
Just kidding. I’m just looking for something to fill the void left by LOST. How am I supposed to go through life not confused constantly?
I left my ramen noodles in warm water for too long because of this video. damn you Justin Beiber.
Your ramen noodles totally wet the bed, didn’t they?
I’m writing a book about this. The revolving door is going to represent life and Justin Bieber will represent Justin Bieber.
Ellen Page is pretty.
With all due respect for making fun of dumb teenagers, this revolving door looks kind of confusing.