Posted on May 20th, 2010 by Gabe
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The Insane Clown Posse’s on-line news program (THE INSANE CLOWN POSSE’S ON-LINE NEWS PROGRAM!) keeps getting longer, but is no less awkward and hilarious. 19 minutes? 19 MINUTES! There is just so much news to report, I’m sure.
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The Necro-Bestiality walk for the cure (benefiting the children’s hospital of Lansing) will be held June 1st at 8am at Juggalo HQ. Faygo and beef jerky will be provided.
don’t forget

In the woods when you scream nobody can hear you
-Mike E Clark arises the suspicions of Elliot Stabler
This just in; Bitches be crazy, ninja!
“It sounds like music to get murdered by” – best way to sell music ever.
“The song is called ‘We All Fall’ It’s deep.”
Fucking Gravity – How does it work?
Great ninja minds think alike.
In economic news, grease paint shoots to a 5-year high, while the Faygo market remains flat. Fucking economy, how does it work?
Extra! Extra! Read all about it! Adults who sometimes dress in clown makeup wax philosophical about horrorcore rap and things science can’t (can) explain.
What’s on his chin..?
OH CRAP, DID I MISS ASH WEDNESDAY AGAIN?
Boondox can also be funny as hell:
“Love me tender, love me sweet
Cuts right down to the white meat
Flesh and steel she’ll take your life
All because the love of my life is a knife”
I have to say, that is pretty hilarious.
hilarious, and you can definitely hear the influence of just like bein’ out in the woods
inspired by nature. a modern-day Thoreau
Hey Pittsburgh Monsters (crickets)…May 23, 2010 Trib Amp Theatre- Insane Clow Posse’s – Happy Daze Tour! Yes I am serious, and no I am not going. Although, Coolio and the Juggalo Championship Wrestling (SOOOOO Rust Belt) made me strongly consider attending. To go through with this concert, I would need to be the victim of some sort of tragic kismet. Like finding free tickets…in the soda aisle at a gas station (lets make it a Sheetz)… right where the Faygo is sold. At that point I would have no choice, but to boldly follow the path it front of me. I would now be a man not a boy, and there are things I wouldn’t be able to avoid, I would have to face them…even if I wasn’t ready to face them.
Dick for dinner, again? Awww
om nom nom
That made my brain want to mosh pit with itself .. IN MY HEAD!
fyi – when your boss interrupts you at about minute 14 of this thing, the excuse: “Hatchet Happenings ain’t gonna watch itself,” does not fly.
You should have told them to get DIPPED FOR DINNER!
You Tube Commenter Time:
From one Mr. TheBoyBlue91982: “it’s a new day and age, or era if you will, if you don’t like it the stop reppin psy or stop talkin shit. have a nice day.”
Boy Blue Runs Deep as a Mu’fucka.
Sugar Slam is very pretty
sugar slam is pretty (scary)
did anyone else have to take a break halfway through? i had to come up for air after sugar slam saw that ufo.
The Green Gazoo action figure was pretty frightening
“fuck fun shit, like jumping up and down, and riding on bikes. you know, stuff 6 year olds like, so buy them ICP albums and shit.”
i swear, i could be the ‘don draper’ of psychopathic records.
is this real life?
I love the riveting tale of how Boondox recorded his album on some guy’s 4 track in his house in the woods. It’s just like Marilyn Manson recording in the house of the Tate/Labianca murders only somehow more depressing.