He takes a minute to get into the zone, but when he gets into the zone, HE IS IN THE ZONE.

Cool. Fun party. Stay hydrated out there, you guys. (Thanks for the tip, Alex.)

Comments (106)
  1. He’s a raving lunatic.

  2. I bet this guy would be so good at carrying my luggage for me…

  3. We should all follow St. Vincent’s example and look away.

  4. This proves my long-standing theory that only crazy people like St. Vincent.

    • At first I found this offensive because I consider myself a diehard St. Vincent fan. Then I took a step back and realized: A) that I’m crazy and B) that The Evil Jell-O Monster was right around the corner so I had to stop thinking and flee Sparkleland on Alice Glass’ hovercraft powered by glow sticks and fun timez if I was to avoid being turned into Jell-O powder and if I was to make it to RaVe Or DiE 6969′s birthday party in time.

    • I have the Actor record standing up in my room, staring at me, right now. Actually, this is me. This is my video. I made it yesterday.

  5. so lady crushes watermelons with thighs is the epitome of NSFW but this is fine. got it.

    • This guy is having a personal rave but I wouldn’t say it was bizarre to do a home dance party. Crushing watermelons between your thighs is a little, I dunno, out there? I can’t think of a better way to say it.

      • No, I second paperstreetsoap. Don’t let Notsewfast’s stolen pacifier fool you – close your office door for this one.

        • Yes, a new tag is needed for material that is not outright pornographic, but would be awkward to be caught watching at work, by your wife, kids, whatever. Watermelon woman and that dude pouring food over himself in front of an audience of elderly people are even better examples than bare butt bedroom raver, but it would apply here as well. Maybe ICWATE (If Caught Watching, Awkward To Explain )?

  6. Future Primitive MGMT will be here any second.

  7. I know a teddy bear who’s getting molested later!

  8. Is that a picture of St. Vincent? If so, I’m TOTALLY there.

  9. I already know this is better than season 7 of Entourage.

  10. Should have taken the red pill.

  11. I don’t know if your grandmother’s urn is the most appropriate thing to set your speaker on.

  12. I head this is a viral marketing campaign for American Apparel’s new underwear line.

  13. I can sympathize. Half a children’s tylenol fucks me up, too.

  14. this is not me. thanks.

  15. Just out of curiosity, now that we’re all watching this dude dance in his underpants, is this guy’s body type considered attractive? I’m asking the ladies, more specifically, than the fellas.

    • hahaha. well, if this thread is going to be “am-i-normal-gum” or “tmi-gum” I’ll take a crack at satisfying your curiosity, even though I’m not a lady. yep, some ladies like skinny dudes. some ladies like penises. some ladies like the idea of a dude breathing really hard around a pacifier with a crazy look in his eyes. on a venn diagram of ladies, the overlapping regions (~60% w/out the pacifier, about 25% with it) think this dude and his body are attractive to different extents.

      Don’t know why I took that on. Thought I could help. As a zookeeper I see a lot of penises.

    • Yes.

      Preferably pacifier-less, though.

    • As backwaxer obliquely referenced, it’s all about personal preference. He’s a little skinny for my tastes, but I’m sure this body type lights someone’s glowstick out there though.

    • i felt like i was watching child porn the further along it got. so no.

    • This guy is my boyfriend. Clear emotional/mental/personality issues, spindly frame, too afraid to actually take drugs … so he just takes half a Flintstone vitamin.
      He seems very perfect.

    • No. Just no. My son wears that kind of underwear (not that I see him in it, I simply WASH it)… and just no, in so many ways no.

  16. I was really hoping his mom was going to walk in.

  17. If the video title didn’t give it away, his t-shirt is from Hipster Runoff, so i think we can be reasonably confident that this isn’t ferreal.
    I don’t think that makes this any less awesome. Maybe a little bit more?

    • If you watch his other videos, I wouldn’t be so sure.

      That being said: Don’t look at his other videos.

      • Did you watch the Twin Peaks tribute one??? Oh god. And he talks about the fact that it’s all done in his grandma’s house, and he can only make videos when she’s gone, and he places that St. Vincent record on that cage in every single video, and interacts with it in really intense, weird ways. I have now spent way too much time investigating this person, and I’m sure that this is real.

  18. Hey, upvotes for anyone who can put an image of Martin Sheen going crazy in Saigon from “Apocalypse Now”

  19. No spoilers! I just got Apocalypse Now: Redux from Netflix this afternoon!

  20. Whoa, buddy. Take it easy with those glowsticks so close to mom’s china cabinet.

  21. I like how he felt the need to close his blinds even though he’s putting it up on the internet for all the world to see.

  22. I spy Annie Clark!! Worst rave music ever….

  23. His feet are moving too fast for me to tell what kind of shoes he is wearing. But they look rad and I want a pair. Also, this is way better than the video that guy made after he took a viagra.

  24. Wow the gum is really trying to ‘go viral’ to promote their bowling party…

  25. I fully support a personal dance party. I am also a fan of no-pants time. I don’t understand why people feel this need to record their personal time and put it online for the rest of the world to see, though. Was this pants-off dance-off not fun enough without the chance that millions of strangers could watch it?

    • You, sir or madam, are someone I can see eye-to-eye with. My housemates are gone this weekend, and I need to do laundry, so there is a high probability of a personal dance party+no-pants time, however, it will not be recorded.

    • True Facts: I jog in place inside my house, in boxer shorts, while watching clips of Unsolved Mysteries on Youtube. This is my idea of fitness.

      True Facts: I am no intention of recording it for anyone to see.

      • More True Facts: A couple months ago I saw my seemingly-normal neighbor in her backyard picking up dog poop in her underwear and knee-high boots. It was about fifty degrees that day.

        She seems nice, though.

      • Okay, so I’ve appreciated your well-thought-out comments for a while, noticed the humor in others, and now I just think you’re awesome.

        My idea of fitness is more scattered: walking places all the time; running in a field near my house that my roomate and I call Hyrule; attacking trees with sticks in the nearby woods (the Lost Woods, duh); walking my landlord’s dog, getting it to chase me; climbing and walls on whims.

        I am 24, and not always stoned.

        • YOU. ARE. THE. BEST.

          • Thanks! It might sound like bragging, or a joke, but any and all of these things occasionally happen while wearing a full suit, and I don’t need to wear one for work (which, by the way, I only have fifteen minutes of left, and then dear god I can stop compulsively entertaining myself through Videogum, for the day.)

          • Can we be best friends?

        • *climbing trees and walls. Trees. Only the easy ones though.

          • Hey, That One,

            Of course we can! I just rewatched Seventh Seal cause I wasn’t sure if I liked or disliked it the first time and it turns out I really like it.

            I judge people by their taste in things, because I am shallow.

          • I wish I had a field called Hyrule.

            I’m with you on the suits. I don’t have to wear one to work, but I do anyway. If I am going to dress up and look nice, why not go all the way. Sometimes after work, my wife and I go rollerskating and I still have my suit on, so I am the 35 year old dude in a suit skating with tweens while listening to TiK ToK to my dismay. Though alot of what I see at the rollerrink is to my dismay.

            Let’s All Do Push-Ups!

            One…okay, I’m finished.

  26. I think he forgot about one glowstick in his underwear.

    • Is that a glowstick in your pocket or are dancing half-naked on E alone in your room while recording it to put on YouTube?

      (Is it obvious to everyone that today is a slow day at the office?)

  27. That was some crazy good camera work in the beginning there. He is obviously an expert. I also think he shouldn’t be using his mom’s vase as a speaker stand. She’s gonna be so pissed when she gets home.

  28. If you guys think my boyfriend looks good in THIS video, you should see him in his Dark Side of the Moon underpants.

  29. I liked his wardrobe choice up until 4:08.

  30. half an E: it’s a hell of a drug.

  31. I think this is why my company discourages telecommuting.

  32. Pressies, MEH! No longer effective.

  33. Yeah, what IF he took the full E?

  34. Something about this video is strangely attractive…Oh God, I just stated over the interwebz that I find a tripping stick finger in gray underpants raving to Crystal Castles in his grandmother’s house with a weird ass St. Vincent shrine attractive. Oh well, at least I’m not the one posting my pants-off dance-off on youtube.

  35. This is so not what happens when I take half an ambien.

  36. Genre shirt means its fake.

  37. I’m a few credits shy of my drugologist degree, but I’m pretty sure he was either already rolling or exaggerating. Impact is not that hard (or I’ve been getting wackness….)

  38. Tidbit 1: That’s half of a Blue Ace (perhaps more commonly known as a triple stack), which is 150mg of pure MDMA. Even if he hadn’t eaten all day and even if he is feverishly thin, that would take a minimum of 20 to 30 minutes to kick in. Maybe that’s the second half. Otherwise, he’s just another asshole dancing in his underwear on YouTube.

    Tidbit 2: This guy is the absolute worst. Google “my threads are doing iron man numbers and i don’t care anymore.” It’s an 8 minute video of him trolling his mentally unstable exgirlfriend in the most terrible (but hilarious) way. He calls himself RYAN DICKS (Remember all caps when you spell the man’s name). He was a semi-meme on 4chan for a while.

    This is his blog: http://lovetopost.blogspot.com/

  39. I am prejudiced towards people that like this band.

  40. This was totally hilarious… until I felt the need to cover up my gut with my bathrobe and cried.

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