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Vulture is reporting that Carrie Bradshaw’s trademark MacBook has been replaced in Sex and the City 2: The Cradle Of Death with an HP laptop. Whaatttttttttt?!?!?!??! But that movie looked so gooooooood!!!!! This changes everythinngggggggg!!!!?!?! I’m assuming, of course, that Carrie Bradshaw will still have her trademark being the worst?
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That whore!
*slore
*snore
* for sure
In Abu Dhabi they call “fabulous fashion forward female role models,” “infidel whores.”
In my grandparent’s house they call “fabulous fashion forward female role models” “self-obsessed, indecisive, floozies”.
*whorse
Fine, she looks like a horse, but let’s be honest, she is definitely one of the prettier horses. Too bad she is a horse competing in a pony world…
I wrote the book. She isn’t in it.
i always thought she looked more like a shoe.
a people shoe? a horse shoe?
a horse shoe?
whaaatt… I don’t believe such blatant product placing would ever occur in such a serious movie. I want my money back.. or a free laptop.
But this is GREAT news! Now that scene where she and Aidan were declared incompatible because she is a Mac and he is a PC is no longer valid, and they can finally be happy together!
Awww.. they look cute together now!
http://animalol.com/wp-content/plugins/h2oMark/cache/e7930f0556e7f8e11f96cf83204f1011
Is there a ban on SJP horse jokes here? If so.. there shouldn’t be!
well that didn’t work… =/
Let me break it down for you nerds. This is the equivalent of Sam Raimi deciding that Peter Parker would have organic webbing. You’re welcome.
nope. still don’t get it. Could you explain it using pseudo-Victorian Steampunk references?
Hmm, I could Try:
Gadzooks!(monocle falls out of left eye)
Has Miss Bradshaw discovered that her frilly pretty dress gets caught in the spokes of her pretty pink pennyfarthing?
Perhaps a spoke-garde covering the nasty entangling spokeness will save the day!
(polishes spats, puts on top-hat, and split-tail coat, runnnnns out the door with spoke-garde underarm)
Of course she could do like the chicks in the day, and just put some damn pants on.
VVG
With all the multi-touch gestures Apple has been integrating into their touch pads the past couple years, Carrie has been having an increasingly poor user experience due to her hooves only having one input point.
You win. I was going to say “They make computers for horses now?” Yours is funnier.
“sex and the city” ruins everything!
I’m just glad she’s finally acting her age; Goodbye Gucci, hello Kohl’s.
maybe she’s in her gilt-stage
“If switching my computer, the one steady relationship in my life, was so easy, why isn’t changing boyfriends/husbands easier? If we upgrade to a computer with more memory does that mean we can carry around all the old documents and baggage from our past? Should we transfer files or will the merging of the old and new make the new HP computer run slower and ultimately crash. Is love even fucking real?
-The beginning of Sex in the City 2.
(I know, It probably needs about 4 more horrible questions to accurately reflect a typical Sex in the City script.)
“Why can’t ending a relationship be as simple as ctrl + alt + delete? Why can’t my vagina have a refresh button?”
To be fair, this is probably important news to crazy people. Let’s be fair here!
Leave my mom out of this.
You nerds better hope that when Lost ends, its stars can find work and aren’t forced into a movie version of their glory days. RIP SATC, the tv show that was good.
The first several seasons were good. It got kind of terrible there near the end, but I agree with you!
That show has been female entourage for its entire existence.
Well, to be fair, Entourage is the male Sex and the City. Timelinegum. E is such a Miranda.
Wait, are you talking about SATC or Lost? Because I’ve always considered Lost to be like a female version of Entourage, that’s how much sense Entourage makes to me.
I have a HP computer, does this mean I can become a famous sex columnist, since those exist and all
Excuse me?
The Dan Savage musical has got to be the perfect antidote to SATC 2.
It’s cause Steve Jobs is trying to keep porn off ipads and macs in general. Carrie Bradshaw watches so much porn.
Lady porn, which is just handsome men standing there and looking like they are interested in what she has to say
lady porn, like 2 guys 1 horse
Well, now I’m not watching it.
SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING
No matter how long I hold down Ctrl Alt Delete I cannot force quit her.
We’re not in Mackansas anymore. (Sorry.)
I’m more worried about the computer that terry bradshaw is gonna be using, in Failure to Launch Too: Again.
“We felt the Sex and the City movie was being over-marketed,” said Apple. “Relentlessly targeting a demographic group to the point of inundation is simply not our style,” also said Apple.