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Oh, look, photos and basic information on the contestants for the upcoming Washington DC season of Top Chef. Make it work! Right? Make it work!
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'Sup, pogs!
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Unfortunately they didn’t cast my favorite chef:
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Maybe next season.
Let me try that again:
These chefs LOVE asparagus! There’s gonna be some weird-smelling bathrooms in those apartments.
Asparagus and peas. This is five-year old me’s version of hell.
Are asparagus and peas going to be this season’s scallop?
Yeah, I’m rather surprised there are two PEOPLE IN THE WORLD whose favorite recipes are “anything with peas” much less two chefs on the same season of Top Chef.
So is Eric Ripert replacing that unfunny douche Toby? Presumably Toby is already hard at work writing his “off the cuff” response to the news.
Also, Gail Simmons FTW.
He wrote a column in the Guardian not long ago about Americans only like 3 British people and he wasn’t one of them because he’s too blunt. Or some bullshit. He was promptly called out in the comments section.
By Jay Rayner, no less! A British food critic NOT generally reviled by the “Top Chef”-watching public! It was pretty sweet.
Oh, I just read that! Thanks for the tip. That’s some good stuff there.
I hope Bourdain makes a few appearances too. He could make fun of John Somerville’s dreadlocks.
“I’m pretty sure, judging by the vestigial ectoplasm on my jacket that I was sideswiped by pure evil.”
-Anthony Bourdain (aka The Best) on meeting Human Nightmare Sandra Lee
Why does a 42 year old man have dreads? Why?
That bro is a Juggalo.
This is like Bill Murray’s appearance in Zombieland…. an unexpected treat.
I’m not sure which ones aren’t on the show to make friends. It’s too hard to tell without seeing the tattoos that were so prevalent in Season 6.
DC, yo!
I’m looking forward to seeing the challenge they did at Nat’s Park. I’m just imagining them freaking out about having to serve an entire major league baseball stadium full of fans with whatever locally sourced proteins they were given only to find out that there are only 17 fans at the game and 15 of them got Ben’s Chili Bowl instead.
I hope there are teddy Graham people.
Also, i hope the writers proofread the words they put on screen. Unprofessional!
Too bad Michaela Watkins is no longer on Saturday Night Live. Wait — did she quit comedy, get a sex change and become a chef?
John Somerville’s hair looks unsanitary.
It doesn’t LOOK like Tracey Bloom’s favorite recipe is English pea salad! What’s the secret ingredient? Pig lard?
I was hoping to find a way to get on the show as a taster for restaurant wars, but after much stalking I had no luck.