John McCain for President of Acting!
I prefer the red band version where he guns down a Mexican family crossing the border.
“the best defense is a good dang fence”
- John McCain
This comment on Boing Boing made me die:
Shouldn’t that be “Complete the Ding Danged Diddly Dong Fence”?
What I want to see is John McCain in a remake of Die Hard.
John McCain IS John McClane.
“I’m getting too old for this shit.”
–John McCain, 1883-2012
Dagnabit! Complete the goldurn fence and keep them kids offa my lawn!
Do they have lawns in Arizona?
No. Just sand pits full of monsters.
“Mr. McCain, tear down this wall.”
they were accidentally on the wrong side of the fence. McCain is now in a Mexican prison crapping in a used trash bag. America!
don’t worry, by the time this is all over he gives Mexico his old car
I just went to visit my grandmother in the hospital and had to listen to her talk about how she’s terrified of her doctor because he’s from India and that she can’t talk to him the way she talks to the old white Southern men at her church. My grandmother probably approves this message too.
PS – Love you, Grandmama! Hope Dr. Foreign makes your leg feel better!
I hate the brown man, but I love his women.
Right now, Viper’s probably saying, “Holy shit, it’s Maverick and Goose.”
Machete v. McCain
Get your tickets here, folks.
“They took our jobs”
-Every republican ever
But are there any Mexican Republicans in office?
McCain might not have the acting chops of a Sir Ian McKellen, but blows him away in number of times confused for a bum.
Home invasion murders by more than half of America’s illegal immigrants: a real problem.
(The robot is Mexican.)
Oh, gawd, this made me laugh so hard, I had to change my Depends (because, you know, I’m ten years younger than Gabe). It made my day even though I feebly had to change my own diapers.
Maybe let the right wing whackos have their danged fence and their danged tar pits and whatever other poor people traps they want, really let them go to crazy town on it, and while they’re all busy designing and digging and building some giant retarded Wile E Coyote thing, you might get some important stuff done.
He’s just trying to keep the Mexican cylons out of Arizona.
Oooo! So tiny! I’ve got the perfect weapon for you, Colonel!
Dear Senator McCain,
I’d like you to tell me the exact figure of how many Arizona home invasions can be attributed directly to illegal immigration.
Every American That Refuses to Listen to Bullshit Scare Tactic Buzzwords
I don’t know about you, but I like the image of Mexicans crossing the border and running around in absolute panic, trying to find crimes to commit.
Hey asshole briadru4,
My father was a home-invasion-burglar until an illegal immigrant came and stole his job by stealing less stuff. If McCain were any more of a patriot he’d randomly burst into all caps. Good day to you.
Maybe if there were more restrictions and regulation on employing illegal immigrants, McCain wouldn’t need to use his supreme acting skills to convince everyone that putting up a big wall is the answer. I mean, it MIGHT be the answer… Berlin and China and Israel/Pakistan have employed that logic and THOSE ALL WORKED LIKE A CHARM.
Also, touché… I mostly just wanted to say “Yo whoa!”
Does that make me a bad person?
Yeah, walls ALWAYS solve problems. Mexico’s gonna be all, well there’s a wall there now, let’s solve all our economic problems! Walls cure poverty!
Where there’s a wall there’s a way! (Sorry)
Stop staring into the sun, John McCain!
Also, your rhetoric is whack.
“You’re one of us*, sir”
*Those special kind of actors who are so bad they’re cast in something like this and they never ever live it down.
I live in Arizona, so I have to watch this ad all the time. Let me tell you, as someone who has seen it at least 50 times, the intricacies and subtleties of John McCain’s acting prowess really start to show the more times you watch it.
Just kidding, it’s TERRIBLE!
“John McCain, you’re one of us” in this context made it sound like they were affirming that he’s on the right side of the fence, as in, not Mexican. Which is silly. Why does John McCain need to make this ad to prove to everyone that he’s American? Oh wait. Because he’s in Arizona. Maybe he misplaced his papers, you know, because he’s old.
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