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Awwww. Who’s da cutest widdle mini-cannon? I want to put this mini-cannon in my pocket and carry it around with me everywhere so that I can love it and hug it and never let it go. On weekends, I would take it to the park and just let it shoot around. In the summer, we would go to civil war battlefields, and it could shoot with the big cannons. People would be like “Oh my God, that is the cutest little mini-cannon I’ve ever seen, can I aim it?” And I would be like, “I”m really sorry, but my mini-cannon isn’t friendly.” And then I would shoot them with the mini-cannon and they would be like “hahaha, ow!” Because it would hurt, but it would be sooooo cute. MINI-CANNON! EEEEEEEEEEE!!! (Via BuzzFeed.)
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Mini Nick Cannon better watch out
not a single TWSS?
“entry hole”
“exit hole”
“cannon aimed low to compensate for upward deviation”
Where do you begin….. or end?
The egg was the best victim, it toppled over so dramatically. And I love the fact that this guy lights the fuse with a cigarette every time.
My favorite were the light bulb and mug–because who doesn’t love shards of glass in their computer keyboard.
I know! I was thinking that, too. I showed my son and we were like ” who would test this so close their computer?!”.
And they were all smoked down to the filter too. This guy’s workshop stinks. He also has carny hands.
Don’t let Ashton Kutcher start doing commercials for this…. please.
Finally, we’ve found a way to stop Ryan Seacrest.
Huh? The YouTube title promised destroying Targets.
Mini Ganon? Just parry his energy attack.
it’s not the size of your cannon…it’s how accurately you fire it.
I definately do not agree. Size is everything, baby, YEAH!
It needs little mini wheels on the sides…yes…that would complete its awesomeness.
I was wondering when were going to get a new installment of Joe Rogan’s Hog Watch.
Did anyone else email shamir321@gmail.com?? I’m going to ask him to build me a bigger cannon.
We’re gonna need a bigger mini-cannon.
LOL Shamir can’t help you with your cannon size, baby!
*justteasingyougum
Glad they threw in the balloon. You know, just in case you were considering buying a 2 handed great sword instead…
Yes, but can it shoot a pig’s head in half?
It’s no notsewfast in the cuteness stakes though.
i love this video. this video is my boyfriend. doot doot doot doot doo doot doo
sadly, as i watched this, i realized that this person basically is my boyfriend. if enough weed were presented to him, he’d abandon the electric car engine he’s working on right now and totally build a baby cannon.
Finally, a solution to my lice problem.
Have you already tried mini-napalm?
Yes, but my wife doesn’t like its smell in the morning.
I’m really happy that you saw opportunity my only-okay joke and made a much better joke.
At first, I was all like, “Wait, what about the upward deviation?”
But, as always, Shamir321 was a step ahead.
I’m guessing that guy doesn’t experience too much upward deviation when it comes to the ladiez.
Better.
Great Monsters…
I don’t know, the way he handles those steel balls makes me think he might not be into the ladies so much.
Not to mention his little rod…
Someone gif this please. I have an ex I need to send this to.
“See this? See? That’s you.” — Lulubelle to her ex
So many upvotes for you, my friend! LOLZ
Oh great, just when I think a Two-Handed Great Sword will solve all my balloon popping needs, along comes another option. TOUGH CHOICES.
Or I could have just read whoa!’s comment first.
full disclosure: I bought both.
Could you film the mini cannon vs a pig carcass please in that case? It would really help my decision.
Birdie + Mini Cannon = Cuteness OVERLOAD!
I’d buy one, except they are clearly not kept in a smoke free enviorment. That, and I’m allergic to BB’s lodged in my eyeballs.
Don’t you hate this time of year? All the trees and flowers, shooting off all their BBs.
Every time this cannon’s lit it’s with a cigarette and not, say, a match. The guy is literally always smoking a cigarette, ready to light his stupid mini cannon. I think he just came up with this thing as a fun alternative to an ash tray.
Sarah Vowell’s father is not impressed.
#takethecannoligum
Unless it’s a historically accurate mini-cannon!
Or, Sarah Vowell’s American History Mini-Canon. ok stop.
Well I need a mega cannon for my balls. At least my left one.
The Borrowers take their warfare seriously…
Shamir’s kinda reckless! Smokin Cigarettes and firing cannons indoors, Breaking Glass with said mini cannons indoors, right by HIS COMPUTER SETUPS! ZOMG GLASS KEYBOARD
Derp, bit mans, my bad mans.,
The whole “loading” process looked like an elaborate new way to smoke marijuana. Especially when he lit it with a lit cigarette, like a true engineer.
I bet when his mum comes home from the shops he hastily puts the cigarette out, sprays a ton of Febreze and hides the remains of his dad’s favourite beer mug.
This answers the question, “Is there a miniaturized version of ANYTHING that I wouldn’t love?” NOPE. And I’m a pacifist! More adorable mini weapons, please.
shmoke and a mini cannon!
IT’S JUST LIKE WILL SMITH’S MINI GUN IN MEN IN BLACK, RIGHT YOU GUYS?
I’m keeping this on repeat and minimizing. Shamir’s got sweet jams.
“Oh, mini-cannon. I’m lucky you don’t have retard strength, otherwise my car would be in the tree”
-Nick Madson
Great, now I can finally complete my pirate dollhouse.
I love how the music makes it so much more high tech than it really is. And the gold. That mini-cannon (TWSS) has some class.
i think they have these at PocketCannons.com
hi i am from india where i can buy this canon i love this my email address is rana.singh3768@yahoo.com tell me