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Man, it is slow out there. Come on, celebrities, fall on your dumb faces! Come on, movie trailers, be released! WE HAVE ALL DAY. Anyhow, while we wait for something, ANYTHING, to happen, this is an open thread for you to post your own Bieber-ized movie posters. But, if you don’t feel like doing that, you are also invited to post Photoshops of Harrison Ford giving children advice. Those are the two things.
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I would like to photoshop Harrison Ford going into a time machine and coming out 30 years younger and marrying me but we can’t always get what we want oh and also I cannot photoshop.
This comment means nothing.
I will get things started.
Here is a template.
“Put some shoes on!”
“Get off my plane!”
“Get your shoes off while you walk through the metal detectors before boarding my plane. Then, put some shoes on!”
I like how nobody used the template.
Harrison Ford gives a child advice:
He’s pretty.
Bear with me.
I can’t believe this wasn’t a Vgum party game first! If I weren’t at work and was decent at Photoshop, “Bieber Geniuses” would be my contribution.
I’d have a few:
“What Ever Happened to Bieber Jane?”
“Bieberback Mountain”
“Bieber, Where’s My Car?”
“From Justin to Bieber”
“Biebers Over Broadway”
“Tyler Perry’s I Can Do Bieber All By Myself”
“I Heart Huckabiebers”
“Bieber.” The Bieber-infused “Babel.”
“The Bieberous Case of Bieberman Bieber.”
Bieberdemic: Shock and Terror
The Imaginbiebrum of Doctor Bienassberus.
I’m Gonna Git You Bieba
3 Men and a Bieber
Bieber Lyndon
Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Biebers
Bieber vs. Predator
Justin Bieber in Bruges.
God, Really? Somebody downvoted the two pathetic upvotes on this pathetic comment? What kind of…monsters….
Okay, I get it.
Bieberjuice! It’s Complibieber! Raging Bieber! He’s Justin Not That Into Bieber!
“Rosemary’s Bieber”
Bieberly Hills Cop
“Jungle Bieber”
“28 days bieber”
Don’t touch anything, kid. Just stand against the wall.
“Who? Calista? Oh, no. We’re separated. Yeah, I’m pretty sad about it. Here, let me light that for you.”
So wise. So very wise indeed.
“Smile you little shits!”
I assume, by Photoshop, you mean MS Paint?
That’ll do, Huckabeast. That’ll do.
500 days of Bieber is not enough days of Bieber.
“Give Peas A Chance”
WTF IS DIS REAL?
“hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid. no whining!”
-harrison ford.
“It’s easy, just go to http://www.amazon.com and give ‘Kingdom of the Crystal Skull’ a positive review. Yes, I will buy you an ice cream. Yes, we can go to Baskin Robbins. No, I haven’t watched ‘Jersey Shore.’ Why?”
“I like tigers!”
-Harrison Ford
“You’ll kick more ass than Shia Lawhatshisface.”
No, Shannon, you’re – Jesus Christ, Shannon – you’re supposed to color inside the lines. God dammit!
You are way too good at this.
Here are concepts:
1. Justin Beiber and Tommy Lee Jones star as racist robots on a roadtrip to Idaho. Along the way they discover the meaning of human love and eat lots of fried food. Co-Starring AD ROCK and John Doe.
2. Harrison Ford stars as Andy Rooney a musical about a girls’ school in Sweden facing financial peril, until the day they accept their first male student whose angelic voice and contemporary arrangements of Vera Lynn tunes give the girls hope. Co-Starring Lee Remmick and Kellan Lutz.
3. Violent J and Angelina Jolie team up in a comedy about love, marraige and childbirth–and stem cell research! The soundtrack features unreleased and live songs by Bon Iver, Alterbridge, Radiohead, Paramore, Staind, and Led Zeppelin feat. Ne-Yo and Young Money.
4. Ellen Page stars “Kat,” the story of Kat Stacks. The film chronicles her rise to the top of the internet–the actual physical top of the internet which is located in a grain elevator in Kansas. She is discovered by a Mennonite family who take her in and teacher her what it means to be a family and she teaches them how to set a man’s teeth on fire. Screenplay by Beverley Lewis.
5. Ke$ha and Randy Quid team up for Micheal Heneke’s most disturbing film yet, “Mitt Gott.” Ain’t It Cool News declares the movie: “UNWATCHABLE!”
Is it gross that the first thing that came to my mind when I read your number 1. was the wrong Tommy Lee and that I should photoshop Justin Bieber in place of Pamela Anderson on Pam & Tommy Lee: Stolen Honeymoon
i declared “NEVER AGAIN” to michael heneke after watching the 7th continent recently, but if he made a film where kesha was destroyed once and for all, preferably with a lot of blood and no musical interludes, i would watch it.
That face could convert a lot of malleable youth. JUSTIN BIEBER COMMANDO.
Nice work.
“Protest is when I say this does not please me. Resistance is when I ensure what does not please me occurs no more.” And then he cut the line to the roller coaster without signing any autographs.
This is great. And portends of a future to come.
“No duh, of course finders keepers applies with your bike. Quit being such a baby”
Sorry to do this but the img tags I keep trying are failing. How do I post this magnificent poster I’ve created?
AF: Don’t use tags–just the URL for the image.
Temple of swagger. hilarious
I wish I could upvote this 100 times.
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a72/you_can_call_me_susy_if_it_makes_you_happy/21biebers.jpg?t=1273615198
yes.
Two birds, one stone
This is, quite literally, breathtaking.
Yeah, photoshopping a teen idol’s face onto a 1990 romcom poster while at work is risky business, especially if you’re a 26 year old man. I felt the way Anne Frank must have felt when she was photoshopping Bieber heads onto Sabrina posters.
Ew.
Terrible Paint skills, ho!
Yeah, suck it thesis!
http://tinypic.com/r/2551jyd/5
Featuring Birdie as Tiger
Prospective Bieber titles:
To Kill A Mockingbieber
All Quiet On The Bieber Front
Alfred Hitchcock’s North By Northbieber
Too easy?
“Leave it to Bieber”
“What do you mean you aren’t Fallon? You’re serious. And these aren’t the Roots? You’re serious?!”
Subtle.
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100504054533AAs7ml8
Oh man, I feel like this won’t get the upvoting it deserves since it’s so far down in the thread. I’m going to take my upvote, cook it up with some baking, soda and sell it on the street to help you out.
fuck. *baking soda,* not *baking, soda*
I wish I could upvote this INTO INFINITY
Justin Bieber creeps me out and I normally shun anything that bears his image but this is pretty fucking funny. Upvoted!
Whoops… that was smaller than intended. Oh well, I guess it’s better this way; now you can’t see my subpar editing skills as well!
hope im not to late