He just got JACKMAN’D! (Coming to MTV, Summer 2012.)
I don’t know what’s worse: her hair, her face, gross piss hand washing, or the fact that it was (of course) some redneck-y looking american dip shit. Why can’t we go anywhere nice?
This is EXACTLY why we can’t have nice things!
What is this, Real Housewives of Videogum?
whatever that guy was loving it
Pflugshaupt would’ve gotten the whole story. And in English!
Dutch is a wacky-sounding language, right? I try to follow it, because it’s so close to German and English that I feel like it SHOULD make sense to me, but it never does. O NEDERLANDS.
First the Mickey Rourke commercial, now this thing? We the Dutch are claiming the Internets (but will let Betty White have her own space). Actually, the worst part is that I have seen BOTH previously mentioned clips on TV and had not submitted any one of them, while the story I did submit of a German man marrying his cat did not get published. I’ll never learn. Quick question: we also have a terrible commercial here for a coffemaker, starring both George Clooney and John Malkovich, would that qualify?
But to shed some light on whatever the hell was going on in the clip, it was Liberation Day and a local TV station was reporting backstage from a free festival about what goes into organizing such an event. Whatever the hell that guy was thinking, I do not know. Maybe it was one of the aliens Dan Ayckroyd was going on about?
If ya ain’t Dutch ya ain’t much.
I love how a dutch guy shows up to explain this but we never had an Australian show up to explain why they pee their pants.
Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? No, but I do it anyway because it’s sterile and I like the taste.
I thought you were killed by two tons of irony? Nice to see you scooting around
How did Larry the Cable Guy get into Roskilde?
“Socialists wash their hands in urine!”
1 guy, a girl, and a urine trough.
“More.” -The People
Story of my NEVER.
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So, poublic urination is A-OK, but you can’t wash your hands in the product without a tinge of scorn…. hypercritical (or is it hypo). Hyper-hypocritical.
We’re back at zero.
Like Steve Winwood. (If we all work together!)
So, what was that guy doing in The Netherlands? I’m sure he just got sidetracked trying to purify himself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka.
Reset Button all up in here
To be fair, he washed his hands in piss.
I wish I spoke that magical language just so I could figure out why the lady was so intent on showing the urinals on camera.
“What always annoys me at festivals are the long lines for the toilets. I’m gonna look inside to see how clean they are.”
I once saw a tourist leaning on one of these, with his hand on the very worst part:
That’s a public urinal, recognizable by the lack of a giant sign that says “URINAL”.
It’s a little ironic that I just peed a little from laughing at this.
That was supposed to be a reply to Steve Wynwould. My pee-pants distracted me from hitting reply.
Pee-pants do a lot of things. You have my blessing.
That guy stole that gag from The League.
That dude is in Fleet Foxes.
She should take some style tips from Yolandi on how to rock a bad haircut.
Later, his roommate was like, “Why do your hands smell like asparagus?”
I have to admit, I’ve seen sinks that look like that, but not urinals. But you’d think he would have been tipped off by the fact that there is PISS in it, not water. It’s actually very heartbreaking, the way he’s fishing around for soap. Poor guy.
Evah been to Fenway Paaaaahk?
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