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After Carly Fiornia accused her opponent of being a laser-eyed demon-sheep, the democrats have responded back by accusing Carly Fiorina of being…a laser-eyed demon-sheep? No wonder the voters of California are frustrated! They are tired of having to choose between the lesser of two evil laser-eyed demon-sheep!
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As a resident of California, I can tell you we should be more worried about the flying robot sharks and the poison-spitting revenant ferrets. I will vote for the first candidate to talk tough on these concerns.
It really feels like they’re just artlessly fleecing the franchise with that third installment.
I have no idea how I’m going to work Topher Grace into this…
I’m confused are the sheep just chilling in yachts, or are they operating them? I can deal with demon sheep but not sheep that can pilot boats
After my parents have basically told me to fuck off, I have taken all my pills! HAVE A WONDERFUL LIFE EVERYONE!
No! Don’t do that!
nakedpainter, call for help, please. there’s still time
Please, call for help. I will go to chat right now, and I can call someone for you if you need me to. Please, please don’t.
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How about lets all Not treat this like that.
I thought she might be a troll last week, but she is been posting stuff about therapy since August KP. I think it’s real.
I am going to look like a huge asshole when this airs on the news tonight. I apologize, America.
It’s hard to know things if things are real or not on the Internet KP. No need to apologize to us, you can email Naked Painter if you feel bad about it.
I hate how the Internet has conditioned me to be cynical. If there’s one thing Videogum should have taught me, it’s that there are safe havens out there. You just gotta look for them
Hey. Sorry to be talking to you through this quasi-real account, but I wanted to tell you right away to please, please call an ambulance. I know you want to do this. No one else wants you to do this. There isn’t a person who wants you to do this, so reverse this action now. Right now.
Sweetheart, you can fix this. I’ll personally adopt you if you’ll just call 911 and get some help.
Please, please call 911 immediately. You are too important to your son. Even if your parents don’t understand what being a parent means, you do. You are a sensitive soul and you get it. There is no substitute for you in the world.
I am really enjoying your online company. You can’t wish us a wonderful life and leave us here — please don’t.
You will find wonderful days ahead of you. I know that feels impossible. But please take that chance.
I’m way more of a lurker than a poster so you wont have a fuckin clue who I am. But take it from a stranger call for help, please!!
NP, please call 911! I promise you I know what you’re going through and I know what you’re going to miss out on. And that your son is going to miss you so much. Please call 911 for him! He needs you
My heart sank as soon as I read this. I’m praying for you right now, and I’m not even sure if I believe in any religion. Nakedpainter, I hope with all my heart you are alright and did not do anything. We’re all here for you.
we are all thinking of you, nakedpainter. please call and get help right now.
No matter how bad you feel now you need to know that things can change, you just have to make the choice to take action, whatever that means, to make your life better. Coming from someone who’s brother took his own life, I can tell you, I understand why people commit suicide and they’ve all forgotten one very important thing: people CAN change.
Hey man I’m praying for you.
call for help, please! Just because your parents just don’t understand doesn’t mean that’s the only solution. Sometimes parents suck, no matter how hard it is to come to that realization, but please, for the sake of your son, get some help, call an ambulance
Your parents–however much they may be angry with you or disappointed–likely do not want this! Please call for help. Please stay with us. Please stay with your son! He needs you. No one can replace you. Please please call for help immediately.
NP, it is REALLY, REALLY important for you to call 911 right now. Please get help, for your sake and your son’s sake. I’ll be praying for you until we hear from you again.
Does someone have her phone number or name? Anything that could lead to an address.
Her profile doesn’t list a facebook or twitter.
In Machete, she linked to her art site:
http://sites.google.com/site/bowergallery/
I don’t see any info there about where she is. But her name is there. Maybe someone else has more info and can piece this together.
I found her facebook page:
http://www.facebook.com/people/Angela-Bower/1280821478#!/profile.php?id=1244105967&v=info&ref=search
There’s no contact info, but there’s a school in Wisconsin, they might have her contact info, calling now.
Didn’t she say something about living near Shaboygan? Sheboygin? Shaboigen?
I don’t think d-pizza found the right facebook page (based on the photo). I called up this list of names, phone numbers, and addresses — maybe someone who has part of that info will be able to figure out the rest:
http://www.zabasearch.com/query1_zaba.php?sname=ANGELA%20BOWER&state=ALL&ref=&se=&doby=&city=&name_style=1&tm=&tmr=
No it’s the right one, you have to copy and paste the whole thing, I called the school and it’s closed for the day I think, she lives in Sheboygan Wisconsin, I called the Sherriff’s department, no answer.
I belive this is correct.
Yes, now I see — the full C&P gets you there. Has anyone been able to definitely get her address and send help?
There are two WI addresses on that list I posted; they both are in a town about 80 minutes from Sheboygan. I have not called for help. Does anyone feel confident of where to send help? What’s going on?
on her facebook page I found a Gerald Metalsky, which led me to an anxiety and depression center number but that was a dead end, I’m now on hold with the dean of faculty at Lawrence university where Metalsky teaches, we’re trying to track him down…
Metalsky is a dead end, he’s on sabbatical, no one picking up on his home phone…
So I got her name from her art page: Angela Bower. I used that and Altavista people search in WI to find an address in Lodi, WI and a telephone number. I called the police and asked them to send someone by. I don’t know if it is a right address or even the right person. I hope it is.
I took a chance and sent a message to one of her friends at facebook just asking that he email me asap; I mentioned her name but gave no details. I picked Sam Lococo. My hope is that he can confirm her address.
I am very uncomfortable involving total strangers but more uncomfortable with the potential alternative?
I literally have no idea what to do here. If someone has made some progress please post a general “stand down.” Thank you.
Thank you all for everything you are doing.
According to Facebook the majority of her friends are listed as currently in Milwaukee. There were a few Hartfords.
There are two Hartford WI addressed listed in the address list I linked to, and that Angela Bower living at them was born 1974 — she said she was in her 30s — which means one of those addresses stands a decent chance of being current?
If anyone wants to do something about this lead, because I’m afraid to, the friend Janette Higginbotham is listed as being the child of Joyce Bowen. She hails from Hartford, and is currently in Williamsburg, Virginia.
I just got off the phone with Joyce Bowen, Angela’s mom, she told me that Angela is at her sons house off highway 60, I called the number, no answer. She told me the place has no address so I’m a little confused as to where to send the ambulance…
So I talked to Joyce again, I asked for a more specific address, she said that Angela has a habit of dramatic suicide attempts and then basically hung up on me.
In any case, I have the phone number of the house she’s at, I’m going to reverse look up the address and have an ambulance sent over…
I just got off the phone with Hartford Police. They are sending an officer to 419 Loos and then to 685 Timberline to take a look. Neither of these addresses is guaranteed to be hers.
Thank god for deliciouspizza.
Thank god you monsters are regular Sherlock Holmes(es). Keep us posted.
Hotspur and Delicious Pizza–great work.
hotspur, have the hartford police call Joyce Bower at [redacted], she says that Angela is at Justin’s place but Justin’s house doesn’t have an address, all she said is that it’s off of Highway 60, I also have Angela’s cell number and Justin’s house phone if that helps, I wasn’t able to find an exact address for Justin…
d-pizza, Hartford PD better get this info first-hand from you, not 2nd-hand from me. Please call them at 262-673-2600.
On the phone with them now…
Officer just arrived on scene, they’ll call me back soon…
I’m just in awe of all of you right now. I can’t thank you enough for trying to help nakedpainter. I’ve been so worried all afternoon.
Seriously, hotspur and deliciouspizza, you guys are seriously incredible. Keep us posted.
Herotown. Population: Heroes.
Just got off the phone with the cops, she appears to be okay, no ambulance necessary, cops are evaluating the situation.
Phew.
THANK GOD.
Thank God. You have done excellent work today, monsters. I love all of you.
Oh wow. Congratulations, cops, monsters, and especially Naked Painter.
You guys are the best, just totally awesome. Come to NC and I’ll treat you all to pizza and a beer (unless you’re underage; there are some good local root beers here though). That includes you, NP.
I’m actually tearful right now. I can’t believe how great you all are. I am so happy that NP is okay and I am so happy that we have such beautiful people in our midst. I love you all.
Tardy to the rescue party, but Monsters are amazing people. This is what we we talk about when we talk about online community.
You guys kick ass. You are our Monster A-team.
What you feel, is what a Juggalo feels every day, okay?
I hope you can get help in time NP, just adding my voice to the chorus. I know how hard it can be, my pills aren’t doing much either (not to presume, my problems are pathetic in comparison really), just please keep trying, there are so many people who care about you.
Hey just so you know we love you too. Your problems aren’t pathetic, they’re something you have to deal with, and I hope you know that the support given to NP goes out to you too.
I had a family member recently remove themselves from this world, leaving behind children. I can assure you that no matter how much you hurt and how much you think people do not appreciate your presence, they do. Please do not do anything drastic and please think of your child.
Do you live in NY? I have an exam from 6-9 in Brooklyn, but if you’re still up and about in a few hours, I’d be down for meeting over a coffee or a beer or something. I doubt I’ll change your world view, but I’m curious to hear what’s got you feeling so desperate. I’ve felt desperate in the past, and I’ve had grand suicidal fantasies, so I kind of understand the vague attraction to suicide… I guess I’m saying I’m not really judgmental about that course of action. It’s your life. I am curious to understand you a little better while you’re still here, though.
Please call 911 and get some help. We are all here for you and I know that any of us will help you in any way that you need. Please just get in touch with some one, or even let us know where you are so we can get help for you.
We care about you and are thinking about you.
I hope you see all these comments and know that we really do care, NP. Please get whatever help you need. We don’t want the world to lose you.
This thread pretty much gives me back my faith in humanity. (Or at least the internetz.) No sarcasmo.
I’m waiting to hear which laser-eyed demon-sheep is endorsed by Dan Aykroyd.
NP, for every monster commenting, trust me, there are TONS more lurkers, readers and part-time monsters out there who you have touched, who care about you and who want you around. PLEASE CALL 911.
Battlecat is right NP we are all here for you. I was in the Machete thread last week and was in complete awe of the Monsters on that day. Today I am in tears, we aren’t just a blogging community we are a family and I am truly honered to be a part of it.
I sent a message to someone who shares her last name through Facebook, asking him to get in touch with her. Shot in the dark, but gotta do something.
Now I think I shouldn’t have done that. I’m worried that was her son! I just said that I was worried she may be in trouble.
I thought her son was like five or something? Would he have a FB at that age?
Yes, you’re right. Never mind. This kid looked to be in his late teens.
NP, I am really hoping and praying that you are okay. I wish I knew how to say comforting things, but I’m really terrible at it. Everyone one here is thinking of you, so please be well.
Monsters, this was incredible. I’m amazed that this happened; it was like watching a tv show unfold in front of me but way way way seriouser.
This, truly, is the best place on the internet and I think you all have proved it today.
I just got here and am in absolute awe at all of you. This is completely amazing, and I hope that I have the drive to accomplish half of what you guys just accomplished here in my life when the time comes.
I have been thinking of this thread since I read it, last night, and trying to envision what I could say. Naked Painter, here is something for you. It’s a poem my mother clipped out of the Washington Post Book World and sent me, when I had first moved away from home and felt like I was (seriously) going crazy:
Try
By Jennifer Grotz
“Try to praise the mutilated world.” — Adam Zagajewski
To love the world is what you try to do,
describe the trash, the bombs, the fisted greed –
when it does not love back, does not love you.
There are still breezes, kisses, and a few
more pleasures between gratitude and need.
To love the world is what you try to do
after seeing the slow old man pursue
in the parking lot a cart that gathers speed.
When it does not love back, does not love you,
the world seems like a hammer and a screw.
Aside from watch and act, can one succeed
to love the world? What they say’s untrue,
that what you do won’t matter. View
the world as a book that needs to be reread
when it does not love back, does not love you.
Or, watch it like a candle troubled into blue
under a fan, a candle filigreed
to love the world. It’s what you try to do
when it does not love back, does not love you.