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Last night, Will Ferrell pretended to be a minor league pitcher at an actual minor league baseball game in Texas. Because he fucking felt like it, that’s why.
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Will Ferrel’s life– weed on the reg, yatchs on the reg, minor league baseball on the reg…
He does have an arm like a damn cannon, a dick like a burmese python, and the mind of a fucking scientist.
The one thing that would make this funnier is if it were Danny McBride doing it.
hold on, I’ve got something in my throat. yatch, yacth yacth. ahem, better.
I would watch 90 minutes of Danny McBride pitching to Will Ferrell.
And then maybe afterwards they could go and play baseball.
Great! This happened like 30 minutes away from me, and I was blissfully unaware! Now I am un-blissfully aware!
I know! I’m like 10 minutes from there, I just found out about it this morning. Opportunity: missed!
Now both of your faces are sad.
Oh yeah? Well I’m, like, 5 minutes from there! (I’m not. I’m really 30 minutes from there.)
I really grew up 3 minutes from the Dell Diamond.
I even lived there before there was a Dell Diamond.
So many Texan monsters! My face is happy!
He actually did this for a charity event at Round Rock Express game.
Was the other player seriously going to kick his ass? He just needs to take it down a few notches.
I feel like a t-shirt cannon just went off in my brain.
baseball would be so much better if every pitcher drank beer on the mound. I’m sure Randy Johnson would have been down, if he wasn’t too busy exploding birds.
A good friend of mine is a huge baseball nerd and once had a conversation with the (a?) pitcher for the Detroit Tigers. He asked him about his pitching method, and the guy said something like “I don’t know, when I’m drunk, it slides to the left and when I’m not, it slides right.”