Oh man, moms, you guys. The best. I love moms. Hi, mom! I love you! Hi, everyone else’s mom! I love you, too! Not as much as I love my mom, but I love you a little bit! “But, Gabe, this video is funny enough, I guess, or whatever, and you are not lying when you say that Mother’s Day is coming this Sunday, but we’re not idiots, we know that already, and besides, we already wore ourselves out having an intense and sensitive mom discussion in that other thread.” Well, have another one. She’s your mom! She’s not worth two Internet comment threads a year? She is. And this is the best way to honor her. Probably. Good morning!