What do you mean he used to prank call him? What do you mean that’s not even the weird part?!
If only Joaquin Phoenix spit mad fire like this, perhaps his rap career would’ve taken off.
“Woof-woof, hear the demon dog bark. He’s got a 12-inch wanger and it glows in the dark.”
There’s no reason a wanger that long would ever glow in the dark. The only wangers that glow are the very small ones, so they don’t go missing. I call shenanigans.
I mean, what is even the point of psychotic rambling if it doesn’t adhere to some internal logic. Really.
The phone call Russell got last June 25 must have been HILARIOUS!!
Longmont Potion Jacko.
Celebrities: They’re Just Like Ugh
Who is it? Is it a friend of mine?
Who is it? Is it my brother?
Who is it? Somebody hurt my soul, now.
Who is it? I can’t take this stuff no mo– Hahahaha. Just kidding, Russ. It’s Mike.
I bet this is really funny to people who live in 1991.
We know you’ve been a smooth criminal Russell, so you better beat it, scream
I don’t know which is more interesting, that he is full of poetry or that he displays it publicly.
“Crowe admits he hasn’t always been the victim of prank phone calls – he has also made some in the past.”
whoops that was not supposed to be in reply to you. i guess I’m about as good at commenting as Russell Crowe is at poetry.
Haha, I was about to post that. Why don’t you try that sentence again ScreenJunkies?
I can totally relate to this. Carol Channing used to toilet paper my house.
i wish russell crowe would move to arizona so somebody could arizona immigration law sb1070 his ass back to australia.
Yes, hello. Do you sell the artist formerly known as Prince in a can?
I just imagine Michael Scott’s impression of Michael Jackson when he’s prank calling Ryan as Michael Jackson’s real prank call voice
“This is Michael Jackson, calling from Wonderland.”
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