Well, the promos for this weekend’s Saturday Night Live hosted by Betty White are out and they are…cute!

Right? Cute. When she was your age milk was delivered to your door each morning in glass bottles by DINOSAURS. She’s so old she doesn’t even know who Jay-Z is! Although, as cute as these are, I really think it would be nice for everyone involved if this was the whole episode. WRAP PARTY! I mean, let’s be honest: she has to sit in a chair to shoot these. Which is entirely reasonable. She is more than 400 years old. But how is she going to hold up for a frenetic hour and a half of rapid costume changes that doesn’t end until 1AM? And these are really cute jokes about how old she is, but how are the jokes about how old she is going to hold up for a frenetic hour and a half of enough jokes about how old she is already? No, these promos are enough. Good work everyone. Get some rest, Betty White.

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  1. “Betty White” –Godsauce

  2. Betty was always my favorite part of Golden Girls, and for that I cannot get on this backlash bandwagon.

  3. ha ha she is old therefore she shouldnt know about rap music. I hope every joke in the episode revolves around this premise.

  4. I can’t wait to see who they write in the Frontline placement ads into all those sketches.

  5. speaking of chairs , whoopie cushions

  6. if the Betty White SNL is half as funny as a prototypical Golden Girls episode, then this SNL is going to be the funniest episode of SNL in like two years.

  7. She calls movies “talkies” and malls “walkies.” That is cute.

  8. Dammit, Gabe! Betty White’s an old pro! She’s been in this industry ten years now. You think a few wardrobe changes are going to throw her off her game?

  9. Look, I realize you like dope jokes on your comedy shows, but when I was raised that was a sure way to get investigated by the House Un-American Activities Committee!

  10. I love Betty White! And of course, Golden Girls remains popular in syndication.

  11. Guys, don’t you realize what this means? If we can get Betty White on SNL, we can get Cloris Leachman on Dancing with the stars!

  12. All this Betty White talk is making me hungry.

  13. cynicalgum!

  14. They will be bringing back Oops I Crapped My Pants, only this time it will be an infomercial

  15. Jay-z is the real fogey here.

  16. Kristin Wiig is the love of my life. And Betty White is my surrogate grandmother.

    Can this clip be my girlfriend?

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  18. I never realized that Betty White pronounces the “h” in her last name. You guys hear that?

  19. I’m looking forward to the kissing family sketch.

  20. As a firm believer that every person of every age should be able to do everything, I support this episode 100 percent! Which is also why I get frustrated that my baby has no idea how to use his iPhone. I mean, what an idiot!

  21. Yeah this seems like it will be fun. They can’t get top-level youth talent like Ryan Phillipe and Gabourey Sidibe EVERY week. At least Betty White is a comedienne instead of a featured cast member of a movie opening this week.

  22. If Betty White was 63(she is lying about her age most likely) when SNL started than she is 99 when she hosts it on Saturday. I say we start a facebook group to have someone host SNL that is older than that. Have Gabe Host SNL Facebook Group.

  23. I just hope that we don’t all have to witness Betty White die live this weekend.

  24. Weren’t “Betty White is so old” jokes basically the animus of last week’s You Can Make It Up?

    • I came in here to say the exact same thing. Age jokes are just as lazy as fat jokes, and criticizing SNL for making old jokes while making only old jokes… it’s kinda weird.

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  26. Betty White Today Show appearance was also hilarious:
    http://bit.ly/c3puQB

  27. Why won’t Gabe let Betty White be great?

  28. I don’t think Gabe is concerned that Betty White is physically not capable of doing this, it’s just that he’s more worried that it’s going to be a dull and repetitive show? So, I think he has a very valid point.

  29. Here is my prediction about this show. There will be a boring cold opening with Fred Armisen. There will be a very funny opening monologue by Betty White. There will be a couple good pre-taped segments with Betty White. There will be maybe two live sketches featuring Betty White, with a couple guest stars from her past sitcoms to punch things up and make her feel comfortable. There will be a bunch of mediocre sketches not featuring Betty White. She will be about a hundred times better than January Jones.

  30. “These haters are pussies so they should love me” Betty White to Gabe old man Delahaye

  31. I have an interesting retort: Shut up.

  32. Cute. Yay, Bettie! She totally deserves it. Looking forward to it!

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