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DJ Pauly D from Jersey Shore is the new spokesperson for Baskin Robbins? DJ Pauly D from Jersey Shore is the new spokesperson for Baskin Robbins. Good spokesperson. Even better ice cream themed DJ Remix Sound Board!
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'Sup, pogs!
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Manuel, keep pedalling (that ice cream!)
When I click “Take it to the club” he says, “ICE CREAM HEADACHE!” and punches me.
Also, this thing is like this other thing:
http://jamminontheone.ytmnd.com/
That other thing is a little like this thing:
http://eeuauaughhhuauaahh.ytmnd.com/
In a move that has caused a major rift in their relationship Snooki is now a Carvel spokesman, she loves that cookiepuss
from Baskin Robbins’ Facebook Wall
Shawn Mcsl Lucas: I have been a long time fan of BR. Been eating it since I was a kid. Thanks to Dj Pauly D.ouche you have lost my business. Take care.
ZINGGGGGG.
+1 point for trying too hard
Burns: “Smithers are they calling Dj Pauly Douche?”
Smithers: “NO NO… no, they’re calling him Pauly Dee-ouche”
Moleman: “I was calling him a douche”
Wow, I just remixed a song, just like real life artist Dj Pauly D!
Marketing FAIL
I hope it comes in BULLETS FLAVOR.
Why does all the ice cream taste like Axe body spray?
We’re going to need a bigger photoshop to be able to trace around that horrible hair.
Good line readings. Even better hand gesturing.
31 flavors of Venerial Disease
*Shot of Pauly walking on the boardwalk* Hi, I’m DJ Pauly D, you might know me from the hit show, Jesrsey Shore. I might not know much about shame or ice cream but I sure do know a lot about variety. At Baskin Robbins, they have 31 flavors of ice cream. that’s a lot, bro! That’s like…
*cut to shot of Pauly’s reflection in the bathroom mirror* I got 31 kinds of hair gel….
*cut to shot of Pauly looking at his cell phone exasperated* 31 kinds of crazy broads blowin up my phone….
*cut to shot of Pauly getting a tattoo of a skull with “GTL” written on its forehead in an Ed Hardy script* 31 kinds of non-ironic tattoos….
*cut to shot of Pauly taking off his shirt (for tha ladiez)* 31 kinds of tanning booths….
*cut to shot of Pauly and a hot nurse in the doctor’s office* and 31 kinds of venereal diseases.
*cut back to Pauly on the boardwalk, now precariously holding a CGI ice cream cone containing 31 scoops* It’s nearly summer and God bless me, I can’t just go with one flavor. So, if you like variety. And I know I do. *many skanks walk by* Choose Baskin Robbins.
I’ve always thought it was funny that Baskin Robbins’ marketing is all about choices, when in reality, it’s a lack of (better) choices that brings people to Baskin Robbins in the first place.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE AND CAKE
John Robbins disagrees.
RRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!
Oh weird. He literally does not blink once while reading those lines. And I think he has a lazy eye. And he thinks you should treat BR nice because it’s a nice ice cream, not some whore ice cream that isn’t even Italian.