Photos
Traditionally, of course, the Porno Switcheroo comes without warning. That is the beauty of a Porno Switcheroo. Almost all of the entertainment value of the Porno Switcheroo would disappear if you were expecting one. There is almost no joy in watching a businessman presenting a PowerPoint Slideshow who says “And this next slide is going to accidentally be a Quicktime movie of two women peeing in each other’s mouths that I thought I had hidden on my desktop in a folder marked ‘NPR Podcasts,’ which was inside another folder marked ‘Old Stuff’.” And very few outraged parents would write in to their local cable provider in violent protest if every Saturday morning, at 10AM, as listed in TV Guide, that day’s episode of Dora the Explorer was replaced with a repeat viewing of Dora She Explore Her: Asstralia.
Today’s entry in the Official United States Porno Switcheroo Archives Housed In The Videogum Library, however, is a rare forewarned Porno Switcheroo, in which a DVR description of Sesame Street informs potential viewers and engaged parents of the program’s nudity and sexual violence:
One assumes that this was simply a programming error, and that the actual Sesame Street aired rape-free. In which case, this Porno Switcheroo had no victims and went virtually unnoticed by the anti-Porno Switcheroo activists. Unless this was a double Porno Switcheroo in which Sesame Street was accidentally replaced with Sex-a-me Butt Street, but we have no evidence of that. For now, FILE UNDER: Inactive Porno Switcheroo, or IPS. (Via FAILblog.)
 |
 |
Wow Oscar must have been really grouchy that day.
Don’t ask how but I got an exclusive screencap
She’s pretty.
UHOH
why is cookie monster grabbing tyra’s ass? that is so not okay.
He’s Trying to get Them COOKIES!!! OHHH
(also Test, come on new face)
yesssssss
what?
TWSS
I set em up, you knock em down
no, seriously, what the fuck just happened at DS3M’s end?
dude, I’m not lending you any more of my puppets. for any more “tests”
He changed his avatar, hence “come on new face.”
They try to air ONE socially conscious episode regarding sex offenders and everyone gets all uppity.
Yeah, nobody liked the “very special episode” of Captain Kangaroo that I was on in ’78, part of my plea deal that goddam Judge Rittenband backed out of.
Guys, I’m an old-timey sick monster, I just haven’t been around for a while!
John Locke is the old timey SMOKE monster. Am I right, LOST fans?
No, you are not right.
Show your work, “QuakeShow”
How do I get channel WXXXIHD? I bet they play Emmanuelle reruns too.
Bert finally went off on Ernie then, eh?
They were a domestic abuse case just waiting to happen.
All those DAMNED COOKIES IN THE BED!
He finally snapped.
Plus Ernie cares more about his rubber duckie than Bert
In Ernie’s defense, he asked Bert to use the duckie plenty of times to let him feel more included. Bert just wasn’t that into it.
Sexxxy days
Chasing your pants away
On our way to where the ass is sweet
Can you tell me how to get
How to get to Sex-a-me Street
Brought to you by the letters “S” “T” “D”
And the number 69.
Aren’t the muppets nude all the time? Do they even HAVE clothes on Sesame Street?
I’ll bet the rapist is Mr. Noodle. Or Mr. Noodle’s brother Mr. Noodle?
Is it “rape rape” or “puppet rape”?
That must be the episode that Jeff Dunham guest stars in.
“WOMAN! WOMAN!”
There is only one place this can go and it isn’t pretty.
Gabe, how did you know I keep my porn in folder labeled “Old Stuff”?
A college friend of mine kept his in a folder titled “3rd Quarter Fiscal Reports”
For me, “Old Stuff” is an accurate description.
This made me realize I should rename my folder.
Whoopi was there to explain the difference between rape and rape-rape.
More like Sesame Skeet, amirite?
yes…. yes you are.
I thought it was a little innapropriate for the count to explain to the kids the “hidden meaning of the number 69.”
More photos of shocked, ethnic families watching television!!!
Or is it the first time they’ve seen Elmo?
Everyone else is horrified, but the daughter is totally into it.
Where is her other hand?
As shocked as the grandma, grandpa and mom are, they’re still more concerned with satiating their popcorn craving than with grabbing the remote and changing the channel.
The dad looks like he just had an epiphany–as if he had a really existential moment during the porno switcheroo.
Maybe Gaspar Noe is the celebrity guest!
Clearly, some people just aren’t ready for the newest “Sesame Street” character, the Human Centipede.
“Sesame Street” starring Ben Roethlisberger
Hold on, I recognize that “NPR” porn hidden folder from an old Unethicist! (I really REALLY liked The Unethicist.) This can only mean one thing. This NPR hidden porn folder is REAL.
Polanski is so unemployed that he was forced to write for Sesame Street?