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Yo dogs. Today I want to rap at all of you about something that is pretty dope: staying in school. “Oh man, we already heard all that jive, cat. Don’t be a squresville.” That’s what you’re probably saying. But you are the squaresville if that’s what you think, I promise you that, broheim. Sure, maybe your friend who does cigarettes thinks that staying in school is for nerd dweebs, but he’s going to have another thing coming when he is pumping the gas into your luxury car that you got from the money you made by being a graduate of school!
But don’t take my word for it. Check out this clip of Justin Bieber being interviewed on a New Zealand talk show where he reminds everyone to stay in school by example:
Admittedly, Justin Bieber is incredibly successful and has already made more money by the age of 230 than most people will ever make, regardless of their diplomas. But I appreciate the work he is doing for the Scared Smart program to get kids off the streets (where they are busking) and back in school. You might not think that it is important to know what Germany is now, but I promise you that it will be very important some day. Probably.
And that’s fresh. (Via Vulture.)
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Bieber knows that the “Germans” refer to themselves as Deutsche, not Germans. He refuses to acknowledge the Kiwi reporters tactless way of using non-preferred nomenclature and he refuses to play along with the marginalizing terminology.
Source(s): Common Sense
Justin Bieber: Gentleman, and scholar
Justin Bieber: What An Idiot!
“non-preferred nomenclature.”
This guy knows.
What the fuck is a nomenclature?
Nomenclatures, how do they work?
Good save.
i agree, it does make perfect sense that Germans refer to themselves as Deutsche, in German, as opposed to Germans, which is in English. you’d imagine someone with that use of vocabulary would have thought of that.
To be fair, the card said “Jemaine.”
Justin Bieber, being immortal and divine, refers to what is known as modern day Germany as ‘Prussia’.
To be fair, the interviewer is wearing a Justin Bieber t-shirt. He is definitely trying too hard. Now excuse me while I spend the rest of the day trying to find the same shirt online. LUV YA BIEBER!
He thinks “German” is the name of the Next Breakout Character in a Guy Ritchie Flick (probz not, but maybe, IDK)
“We don’t say that in America.”
I gotta say, having never heard a Biebs song, based on this and his Funny or Die thing, I sort of love the kid.
Isn’t he Canadian? Clearly he is preparing for our life together and has already fully accepted my country as his own.
Yep. He’s from a small town outside of Toronto. CANADAGUM FOREVER!
Um…Canada is IN AMERICA Loz. North America? y’know? right?
LET ME HAVE MY FANTASY
Yes, if you haven’t heard of something, that MUST mean it doesn’t exist in America. It’s just pure logic, plain and simple.
Woah woah woah. Hold Up! Bieber, we are bros and all but you need to check your shit. As a proud, life long, American citizen I take offense with your comments on this television show from that hobbit island. There are enough ignorant fucks in our country already and we’re doing a kick-ass job of making ourselves look like backward buffoons to the world everyday. We don’t need you help! So next time your Canadian ass wants to sound like a total idiot on teevee, do not drag America in to it. Okay? Thanks, pal.
Ooops. Sorry, Steve. I meant: “we don’t need your help.” (We don’t need your help either, Bieber)
Agreed. We’s dumb, but he’s Canadian, and I’m not apologizing to New Zealand for this one. If he won’t/doesn’t recognize that his homeland and their homeland are part of the same commonwealth, he can pretend to be Mexican or something. I don’t want him.
Best New Party Game: What Celebrities Last Names Really Mean
Bieber = Unbelievably Stupid
James Franco = So Good
Nicholas Sparks = La Grande Douche
Oooh what’s Paltrow?
Paltrow = Pretty
Oswalt = Madson
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Bieber = Babby
Justin = Lorries
I think Justin Beiber is on the pot (My friend that does cigarettes told me that)
I heard he fornicates it.
You get higher that way.
Wait… so you’re saying he wasn’t asking him if he liked basketball? I’m sorry but I’m from America and this went right over my head.
Yea, I don’t get it either. Maybe I’m as dumb as a Bieber, but how the hell does the question “Is German for Basketball?” make any sense?
I don’t know about you guys, but I am totally german for basketball.
he meant, “…is the german word for basketball?”
dumb as a Bieber, I love it.
Can we make a thing?
Damn it! …make THAT a thing…. obvs!
I’m as dumb as a Bieber!
(Did you see what I did there?)
All he had to say was True or False. Did it really matter if he knew what the words meant? NO. It required absolutely zero brain functioning and this segment still didn’t work.
Or he could have even done a cross between a T and an F in hopes of possibly confusing his teacher into giving him the benefit of the doubt: ƒ
I don’t mean to brag but that’s how I got a 78 in Geology in 8th grade.
I am so glad to see that Gabe is riding the Yahoo wagon train. It is an endless source of enjoyment! When I send in tips, I always send the Yahoo version of the article, even if it is available from legit news sources. (Sorry, Yahoo.) Semi-recently, Yahoo opened up commenting on all of its news articles, and it is HILARIOUS. You get the usual stable of right-wing nutjob Obama conspiracy theorists and Birthers (even on articles that have nothing to do with government or politics), along with yOutUBe tEEnz, quasi-literate gun enthusiasts and so many more! It’s occasionally really depressing, when you consider that these are, like, The People Having Their Say, but I use it as a palate cleanser before I come back here.
Example: The following comment was made in response to an article about Philly banning flash mobs.
“This clearly shows how stupid kids are today. This must stop! If it spreads across the country gangs will join in, people will die its just a bad deal all the way around.
If the kids want to have a flash gathering make it at a football field any place away from businesses. And have the cops show up to maintain order. Kids these days have no respect for others nor their property. It up to parents and the law to drive this into their thick skulls; actions have consequences. You play you pay.”
And it had 135 upvotes. Professor Teen Life was killing it. For real, guys, Yahoo News is a Best Buy for your LOLk portfolio. Check it out.
LOLOLOLOLOL This Yahoo commenter is totes my uncle.
The biebz gets all his vocabulary from Youtube transcriptions. That’s right Justin, they don’t say that in America.
That’s actually what it sounded like to me. Damn Kiwis, with your little flightless birds and impenetrable accents!
“No, Australians are like Weez the cah and we’re like WEEZ the cah.” -Jemaine
The best (worst) part of the video was his shit eating grin when a guy in a Justin Bieber shirt is laughing at him. The look on J-Biebs face suggests “I don’t know what a German is, but I could probably fuck it without even trying.” Which is true.
Can you blame him? He’s sick from Bieber fever,
You see what I did there?
It’s pretty bad when you can manage to look dumber than a grown man wearing a Justin Bieber T-shirt.
I hope (for Germany) that they don’t know who Justin Bieber is either!
Beiber knows what German is when his beautiful hair flows free. Like Sampson it is the source of his strength. Some traitorous Delilah is trying to cap his ass! With that cap!
I think he just got thrown off by the accent and weirdly thought that “German for basketball” is like the New Zealand equivalent of “Cookoo for Coco Puffs” hence his “I like basketball if that’s what you’re asking.”
Justin Bieber is New Zealand’s fourth most popular folk parody band – True or False?
We don’t say folk in America.
to be fair, he’s from canada (im so sad that i know that)
Canada? Sorry I’m not familiar with that word.
Canada is American for invisible.
We don’t say invisible here in America.
Wow. Monsters, I’m sorry that I have to do this, but I gotta take the Biebs side on this one. (Yeah, I call him the Biebs.)
Clearly, the Biebs just didn’t hear the beginning of the question, “Justin, sorry, Bieber, is German for basketball?” Faced with that thick Kiwi accent on live TV, I know I would be lucky to come up with a line as good as “I like basketball, if that’s what you’re asking.” – True or Flase?
Also, if I was drunk posting ,I would be lucky to not post anything this stupid….
Apparently I have an even shorter attention span than the Bieb. Exhibit 1. trying the teen-speak outloud “BLINGBLINGpffff”/failing; 2. reading “squresville” as squirrelville. And dying. Don’t fix it!