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'Sup, pogs!
Let's all go to the movies, and let's all see the same movie, and let's discuss it here.
Gabe loves fan fiction. You Can Make It Up features his own personal alternate adventures starring some of our favorite characters.
After watching Death Sentence, a terrible movie starring Kevin Bacon as a father in search of vigilante justice directed by Saw's James Wan, Gabe embarked on The Hunt For The Worst Movie of All Time. This is his sad journey.
We’re still ghostriding things? DAMMIT Right as I change my name back!
Scott Baio IS KD Lang
Nick! We’ve been talking about you! You should flesh out your v-gum profile!
pic:
website: http://www.myspace.com/nickmadson
facebook: http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=501937190
Nick! It’s good to see a fellow Denver-ite on Videogum! You have not been doing so well, man. Anyway, I thought I would help you get more involved here by filling out your profile a little bit.
Here’s your website: http://www.myspace.com/nickmadson
… and your facebook: http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=501937190
… your youtube channel: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twW8GgrbWwc
… and a profile pic:
http://m-y-manifesto.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/house_thief.png
Your comments are very welcome here!
Well thanks, incredimarc! I was worried I wouldn’t get a very warm reception here.
I want to show that I have something positive and original to contribute to this blog, so here is a gif I made celebrating the King of Videogum, Topher Grace.
I like that he’s so amped by the end that he sets off to ghost-mow the entire woods (which is harder to do while juggling oranges).
Can he and the dancing old guy from last week be guest judges on America’s Best Dance Crew?
he is clearly right on the forefront of current fashion trends. or he would be if only they were harem pants overalls. he’s so amped that it works though.
I am AMPED up now too. I am going to try to Ghost Ride a Motion for Default Judgment this afternoon.
Great, now I’M amped. And all I’ve got to ghost ride is my diminishing sense of whimsy.
Oh yeah? Get a load of this:
Sigh. Maybe I can ghost ride my nostalgia for the Simpsons circa 1994.
This might help
It’s like you’re ghost riding my heart.
I never thought i’d see a black guy juggling oranges on the hood of a tractor.
A white guy yeah, but a black guy?!
Sure, but now that you have, I ask who wouldn’t want to watch a black guy juggling oranges on the hood of a tractor?
i have a picture of a black guy juggling oranges on the hood of a tractor in my wallet.
If you can get off your vehicle and do a dance routine in front of it before it runs into you, you’re a neden hole.
This would be a hell of a lot better if the audio was “Ridin Dirty” by Chamillionaire… Dude totally dropped the ball.
Looks like someone is J-E-A-L-O-U-S that their Youtube video hasn’t hit 3600 views yet.
It H-U-R-T-S ’cause it’s T-R-U-E: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFaPC9ssMzQ
I love the Weird Al “White n Nerdy” video based on the Ridin Dirty thing
But it’s GUCCI MANE !
Werttrew, put up the gif of Mad Men foot-getting-mowed-off John Deere accident! I don’t know how!
Screw it, here goes nothing:
So. That was easier than I thought. But also a lot more exhilirating.
Hah! You did it!
Gah! I came in here to post this exact reference. That’s what I get for coming in 15 hours later! But seriously, I thought he was gonna pull a mad men when he was dancing alongside the blade there.
Great minds…
Manuel, keep juggling!
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Scraper Bikes Goes Kountry?
Ruff Rydons 4 life
This is actually a really clever commentary on the American Farmer. In general, when people think about farmers, they think about this guy. Dude is just making a modest living from his land. He is honest and hard-working so he deserves to have a bit a fun. We hold these idealistic views as the norm. However, all those farm subsidies and tax breaks we vote for don’t help this guy as much as we want to think. All that stuff is for the benefit of huge agribusinesses. Guys who make millions and millions of dollars and run giant automated farms or hire a bunch of illegals who swam across a diverted death river (everyone watched the first part of 60 Minutes before the Conan interview, right?) for pennies.
The guy in this video is tried of big agribusiness controlling his industry. Obviously, the small and modest tractor represents all the small and modest local farmers around the world and the ghostrider represents big agribusiness. We watch the small farmer plug along doing its thing while the big-time farmers dance around excessively, doing what they please while everyone keeps focused the ideal that we’re keeping the little guy going.
This guy is certainly not just some hoon in a field with a tractor, an ATV, and a gun.
Everyone support your local farmers! Eat local, etc etc.
west’s over-analytical insights are probably the best. I’m a big fan.
Wow. My takeaway was that his Dad was going to be PISSED when he saw the ATV marks up on that field, but you are probably right.
Hoon? I must go off to the Google!
Why have we still not had a Videogum smack down on Jay Leno bombing at the white house correspondent dinner thing yet? Jay Leno is as much a target in these parts as Rapey MacPolanski and yet Gabe-witz has provided nothing. How about we learn to blog, paint, exercise and rip Jay Leno to shreds all at once?
And Conan appeared on 60 minutes last night too. I’m sure all will be addressed in good time, Steve. Patience…
This is pretty great: http://www.bobanddavid.com/2010/05/no_child_left_with_a_big_behin.html
Bob Odenkirk (sp?) is the best. He was hilarious on Breaking Bad last night, his bed side manner with Jesse. I laughed out loud and added said LOLs to my LOL mutual fund.
That’s HILARIOUS! Your links are always incrediawesome, incredimarc. I always feel bad for thinking “Oh, a LINK. Gawd, now I have to click on it and see where it goes.” because they are always rewarding and then reveal how lazy I am at internetting.
Relax, technowinwood! “For everything, there is a season.” —Nick Madson
We hired him to mow the lawn, not to ‘pimp his ride’ like ‘snoopy dog’.
And those oranges were from my sister.
“Ghost ride my lawn for 25 cents.” — Gabe
I AMP UP for my day by ghost riding my office chair! This involves me kicking my chair really hard down the hallway while I dance around it yelling out random DMX lyrics.
I had high hopes that he’d jump from the 4-wheeler to the lawn mower, but no luck.
they should play this video at ellis island when the boats from 1940s Italy show up just so people know they actually made it to america. And so they can see a literal representation of what that dream looks like.