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“This is where I have to apologize (one ‘p’!) to Nick Madson. I’m sorry I merely called you a ‘thief.’ You are also an asshole, sociopath and liar.” ZINGATOUILLE!
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'Sup, pogs!
Let's all go to the movies, and let's all see the same movie, and let's discuss it here.
Gabe loves fan fiction. You Can Make It Up features his own personal alternate adventures starring some of our favorite characters.
After watching Death Sentence, a terrible movie starring Kevin Bacon as a father in search of vigilante justice directed by Saw's James Wan, Gabe embarked on The Hunt For The Worst Movie of All Time. This is his sad journey.
If this is anyone but Patton Oswald, you’re stealing my bit
-Nick Madson
Patton Oswalt IS Napoleon Bonaparte. LE ZING!!
This is a supporting character in ZING of Queens!
I also got a reply recently that followed the same exact formula:
1. Lied to me. And not even well.
2. Clumsily tried to make me the villain.
3. Threw other people under the bus.
Douchebaggery 101 apparently!
I hope this escalates to the point where Patton’s behavior mirrors his character’s in Big Fan, and he hunts Nick Madsen down, corners him in a men’s bathroom in a bar, and DOES SOMETHING I DO NOT WANT TO SPOIL SO JUST GO WATCH THE MOVIE.
“Giants rule. Nick Madson sucks.”
- Paul Aufiero
Oof. “you craven, pudding-spined clitoris of a man.” K.O. for Patton Oswald. Seems like getting screwed and lied to does bring out the best in comics. #jaylenoisstillworsethannickmadson
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Dear Videogum Staff: I once again nominate the 2009 film Amelia, the biopic about aviatrix Amelia Earhart starring Hilary Swank and Richard Gere, for The Worst Movie of All Time. This is a truly awful film.
So. Here we are: at the end of the films for this round. Before too long, the next batch of films will be named. So my heart is filled with a dreadful anticipation, a hope I fear only because it will hurt so much if it is squashed. We shall know with the new list if this film—my nemesis, my archrival, the Gwyneth Paltrow to my Gabe Delahaye—will be eviscerated in WMOAT in the next session. I am elated yet fearful, wary that the giddy, fiery hope I feel at the moment will last for two seconds only to come to a quick, painful end.
But even if it doesn’t—and I sincerely hope it does, but if it doesn’t—I shall soldier on past the disappointment to continue my dogged crusade to have this film exposed in this forum for the pretentious, windy, plotless, intelligence-insulting drivel it is. I shall continue undaunted despite the lump on my head and my life-long fear of broomsticks, toy cars, and fashionable outdoor tables. I shall be here next week and every week with a similar message till this film’s inclusion is secure. Good day and thank you for your time.
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~ Nick Madson
(With apologies to werttrew)
If I were really invested in this joke, I would set up a second account under the name “Nick Madson”, and then only post comments that have appeared in recent Monsters’ Balls.
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Hold that thought.
Nick Madson will somehow end up on reality TV because of this, and stealing jokes will end up being his best possible career move.
It’s hard to get behind Patton’s ‘appology’ zing when he claims his comedy clips were ‘complied.’
Steve Winwood is everywhere.
I’m impressed Nick Madson hasn’t tried the ‘imitation it the sincerest form of flattery’ angle yet.
In this case, would he be flattering Dane Cook?
OK, Patton Oswalt, OK. But is “clitoris” really an insult?
I don’t know why anyone would downvote this question. It’s extremely valid. Vaginas are super-tough. Balls are fragile, weak things. “Scrotum” would be more of an insult.
What’s that? Dan Savage called and he wants his observation back? Ok.
A clitoris is not a vagina. It’s the little bump that gives us women pleasure and it is oh, so sensative.
I’m aware. I was wondering if someone was going to get me on that distinction.
Fake.
Sure it is! In this brave new world where one of the most taboo insults is just another name for a vagina.
“Muffy cooter na-na”?
I was thinking about that, and I really think it’s more that he means he’s a “clitoris of a man,” which means he’s not a man at all. Also, he’s super sensitive? Which is also not manly? Masculinity jokes, how do they work?
I’m not sure Patton Oswalt knows.
It seems like Patton Oswalt isn’t such a BIG FAN.
(kill me)
I would, but your wailing will notify the local authorities too quickly, not giving me the chance to make a successful getaway..
Shake the crime stick!
Saw Patton Oswalt on a Seinfeld rerun the other night. He was the cashier at the video store when George needed to rent Breakfast at Tiffany’s. They really didnt give him anything funny to work with or do or say.
“WHAT is the DEAL with these Famous Bowls?”
While he tells a joke, George pees on Kramer’s leg and then leaves
“These Famous Bowls are making me thirsty.”
Meanwhile, Nick Swardson is attempting to change is name…
Well, if PO is going to use a “special computer that is connected to other computers,” then who here is really the cheat?
where’s the clitoris?