If we’re going to achieve our goals, you guys, we have to try harder EVERY DAY. We can and will do it all, but we can’t ever let up. Never ever. Remember: ABPEADSEIA (Always Be Painting Exercising And Doing Something Else In Addition). Admittedly, the hash browns are slowing us down A LITTLE, we are a little SLUGGISH because of the hash browns, but let’s just push through these hash browns and DO IT ALL!

Now, let’s take some calls.

Comments (46)
  1. See the Painting Treadmill Chef in 3D on April 30th!

  2. But why does he wear a suit?

  3. I like that he considers hash browns healthy, it’s like how I convinced myself that apple cobbler is healthy since apples are healthy

  4. Jim Kramer’s career has really taken a nosedive

  5. Oh how I had missed Let’s Paint, Exercise and Do Something Else.

  6. “it’s intuitive, guys, its the UNKNOWN” – Max Ernst

  7. “it’s intuitive, guys, it’s the UNKNOWN” – Max Ernst

  8. Bob Ross for the ADD generation

  9. This IS an Idiocracy TV channel.

    • you know, i really thought that putting those fake cherries on there like that cherry battle skit was kind of silly and gummy. it even looks like his self portrait is cherry battling his real life self, and nothing says let’s paint and exercise like “Paint and Get Out of the Way Before Your Painting Cherry Battles You!”

      but it currently has one big fat -1 downvote.

      where did i go wrong?

      • i thought they looked like lipstick kisses and it was some kind of comment on the runaways? the band, not the movie. i didn’t downvote you, though. i just didn’t get it. i’m still not really sure i do.

  10. this is very weird. I watched too much of this video not to have figured out what was going on. I think I need to go back to the animals eating cake.

  11. Best Line:
    They’re called Hash Browns. They’re not called Hash Whities. They’re not called Hash Blackies.

  12. “Uncooked hashbrowns are the worst” – this guy

    that’s just on point

  13. I have a feeling this guy occasionally checks into a $22 motel room and just sits on the edge of the bed in his underwear with a bottle of Captain Morgan staring blankly at infomercials and contemplating suicide until 5am. But I hope he lives forever.

  14. If I had a public access tv show about combining my hobbies, it would be called Let’s Watch TV, Eat Burritos, and Drink Beer.

  15. I love getting my crate-tivity on. Sometimes I’m just all about doing things with all my crates, of which I have MANY! Today I just may fill up a couple with all of these hashbrowns I’ve just made. (also, you have no idea how useful treadmills can be when attempting to maneuver a crate full of piping hot hash browns)

    Let’s hack away, guys! Uncooked hashbrowns are THE WORST!

  16. I’m pretty sure the full name of this show should be “Let’s Paint, Exercise, Make Hash Browns and Stay More Than 200 Yards Away From Schools and Parks.”

  17. This clip really could have used some huge obnoxious hard house track in the background.

  18. when you try to do too many things at once, everything you do ends up being crap. i think this an experiment proving that?

  19. He proves (again) that there is a direct link between 1) being a sociopath, and 2) speaking phone numbers way too fast to be comprehensible. He’s like, “Call right now at 8-1-8-blabla3schwup1bleh.” Let’s paint, exercise, and say our phone number slowly enough for someone (me!) to write it down. Otherwise why bother?

  20. A friend of mine who lives in SoCal is eerily obsessed with this guy and his videos. Evidently, when he takes calls, the vast majority of the people who call in are L.A. gang members talking shit about other gangs. Awesome stuff!

  21. Before I pushed play I thought they were Mormon missionaries. Because that is something they would do.

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