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BuzzFeed has put together a collection of “The Best Larry King at Dodgers Games Photos.” I didn’t even know that was a thing! There are some pretty solid photos in there, including his ex-wife feeding him pizza like a little baby Benjamin Button bird (gross), and also him sitting near Rihanna (haha, why?). But this photo, which they rightly placed at #1, is the best. What a hero. Of course, it would be even better if, you know, you captioned it.
Winner will receive special placement in this week’s Monsters’ Ball. SCORE!
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Oh, I see – with Weekend at Bernie’s 3 they are reversing it: the OLD guy has to fake like he DIDN’T kill the kid.
Weekend at Larry’s!
Had this same though.
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Please stop.
MLISIJTDSWSP: My Life Is Signing In Just To Downvote Steve Winwood’s Spelling Pedantry
Maybe Steve has OCD and really CAN’T stop.
Maybe he was saying he Tried to Smuggle a Dead Body for a While, Winnie!
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“Whoa Nelly, I just found wife #9!”
Ew. The preview option would have prevented that. I pine for the olden days.
Larry King draws his power by sucking the life out of the young.
Triple Jinx!
Well, at least now I don’t have to waste time thinking up a witty troll-from-Cat’sEye-reference.
This actually made me snort. Kateness wins!
Next week, on an all-new Fringe…
WITH SOUL I WILL LIVE ANOTHER 40 YEARS!!
Triple Jinx!!
Good Job us! At least you and Katness didn’t OMIT WORDS! ugh. ***THIS*** SOUL……sometimes…y’know you get so excited…and then you fail. and I hate correcting errors but whatevs. I’m over it. I’m going to go walk my dog on this beautiful day.
Also: Please Downvote me so I can make Monster’s ball. ♥ Hausfrau out.
High five, team!
I like it better without the “this.” More vampiric.
Vampires.. They’re so hot right now!
TEAM LARRY
Larry King restores his youth by sucking the life of a young Dodgers fan, living to interview another day.
Kali Ma!
“I’ve been coming to these games for thirty years and this is the first time I’ve ever caught a foul KID! WOOHOO!!”
This photo confirms that Larry King is the Grim Reaper, as anyone he makes physical contact with dies instantly.
“LOST sucks!” – Larry King
Completely irrelevant, but, you followed your meme!
I remember when baseball players used to look like
This warms my heart
The assumption here is that the child is asleep due to the length of the baseball game.
The truth is that she had just been interviewed by Larry King for 20 minutes, which would put anybody to sleep.
It looks to me that they are standing up though
In the gif of this Larry is just punching the kid over and over
Eternal Leader Larry clutches one of his awestruck followers, while a worshipful crowd cheers behind him.
“Not even this dying child can keep me from the joy of finally seeing Hole live!”
Upon touching him, their souls were switched. The young boy, not yet aware of what had just happened, continued to cheer; Larry, exhausted from a day spent drinking Gin and eating Wherther’s candies, took a nap.
JUUUUUSTIIIIN BIIIEEEEEBEEEEERRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!
Larry King finishes his annual energy feed, allowing for another year of irrelevance.
Larry King faith-healings sometimes “accidentally” go “wrong”.
I don’t know who this Twilight spin-off is supposed to appeal to.
“Go Brooklyn!”
If only I could upvote this for all eternity.
Bachelorhood, hello!
BOYS’ NIGHT OUT!
“By Grabthar’s hammer, by the suns of Warvan, you shall be avenged!”
We made a touchdown!
“She said yes!!!!”
“Hey everybody I’m getting married!”
“Larry King celebrates nearly catching a ricochet foul ball off the head of a young by-stander.”
…at the old, old, old, old, old, old ballgame!
-Because Larry King is considered old in many circles
“I see near dead people” – the kid
“Baseball!”
A young Emperor Palpatine practices his skills.
“Hey, wake up! We’re on the kiss cam!”
“The roofies worked!”
LOL at this currently having negative eleven votes compared to the post above it, even though it’s almost the same joke but with a extra pinch of “too far, bro.”
The knife is invisi-bule…
“I feel 70!”
Ade due damballa. Give me the power, I beg of you.
Agamemnon tries to help his team win:
I am upvoting you to secure the blessings of the goddess Diana.
Diana is the Roman name of the goddess of the hunt. Greek equivalent: Artemis.
SHE IS DISAPPOINTED.
Not be to be obnoxiouspedantgum, but there are a few different versions of the story that are told, that are all pretty much legitimate because this is all pretty much a fairy tale. The one I’m most familiar with is Goethe’s adaptation of the Euripides, in which “Diana” is the name everybody tosses around.
I don’t mind following Goethe’s lead on this, because he is a well-respected writer of novels and plays and I am a penniless slob with microwave buffalo chicken stuck in my teeth.
“I’m well read.” – You
Haha, I’m the worst.
Wasn’t it Orestes that killed Clytamnestra? Just saying….
I think the little kid is standing in for Iphigenia, not Clytemnestra, covered in bees.
Oh thank you, clearly I was drunk when I read that part.
“I have a stain on my shirt!”
“Kid right next to me, you’re on the air….hello? NEXT CALLER, PLEASE!”
ghostdad, you are KILLING me!
This reminds me of this:
For that, I thank you.
“The sacrifice, she is complete! Four more years! Four more years!”
“The overpowering scent of impending death and decay was too much for little Billy to handle”
A celebration of how little he spilled on that striped blouse. Normally his clothes are Dodger Dog-themed Pollocks.
That’s what happens every time a kid gets too close to Larry King. That old man smell is a killer.
It’s the mung beans.
All of America’s great pastimes in one picture: baseball, Larry King, and child molestation.
Larry King, pictured with the latest victim of his Fatty Arbuckle-Douglas Fairbanks bass fishing anecdote.
Apparently Mannywood has senior housing.
It’s nice that Larry King’s clothes tell him exactly where the suspenders are supposed to go. Seems that he forgot them that day. Something something pants fell down kid’s dead.
KHAAAAAAAAAAN!
Larry King got a little too into the newest Twilight film.
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One of these days, I’m going to find a grammatical error in one of YOUR comments, and I’m going to be really proud… One of these days.
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Larry King would never say any of this stuff, guys.
This is why I will never be lowest voted comment in monster’s ball. Because that’s Steve Winwood’s meme…and how dare I step on his meme.
Steve Winwood, you are great. I don’t even have to let you.
It is the ultimate irony to begin a blog comment with “get a life, loser.” Let’s not cast e-stones in blog houses or whatever.
*Adolf
Why does this have so many downvotes? Did everybody miss the joke?
Forget it ILAST, it’s WinwoodTown.
Man, skinny tie has his own acronym? Baller!
You forgot to correct “sons” should be “son’s.” You’re bad at correcting people.
Now that’s not nice, BUT you were commenting to an equally un nice comment. So I appreciate this, Stevie!
Desperate to obtain visual proof about Pamela’s under-wearing ways, King was mortified to find out he had kidnapped the wrong kid.
It wasn’t all Kodak moments for King and wife number 11 as TMZ reveals King was also spotted drugging and taking the girls sister to Dodgers games behind her back.
Larry king, pictured left, attends a historic Brooklyn Dodgers game on April 15, 1947 when second baseman Jackie Robinson becomes the first african american to play professional baseball.
“THE DODGERS = GREAT SUCCESS (Borat Voice)”
Bingo! Wait, where am I?
“Knowing that there was no chance of calling for help in the roaring crowd, the kidnapped boy recalled a bear survival tip he learned in Boy Scouts. Swallowing his panic, he began to play dead, hoping the distracted Larry King would lose interest and move on to more enticing prey.”
How has this only been upvoted to a +4? It’s Gary Larson good.
“Move over, Jeff Dunham! Ventriloquist comedy just got more subversive!”
woah, that’s funny
This is a generally appealing comment, Very nice!
“Look into the reflector, Podling.”– Larry King
I vote this one as the best
Hey… who is downvoting rajma? Do you guys not get the joke? it’s about the Dark Crystal movie by Jim Henson from the 80s
Mr. Winwood, I appreciate what you are trying to do here. But I fear you are– as the English say– making lorries worse.
NO ONE GOT THAT FUCKING JOKE FUCKING ROBOT PIZZA SHIT MONSTER
(Sorry, A little Roided out – I meant to say)
VERY NICE COMMENT WINWOOD I LIKE YOUR PRESENCE ON THIS WEBSITE
Not everyone needs to hear a rationalization every time you post, but I appreciate your enthusiasm for life, Showbiz Pizza Robot!
Rihanna is dating Dodgers center fielder Matt Kemp.
that’s not a caption. just clarifying things.
-your resident Videogum sports geek/Dodgers fan
“I got 99 problems but a bitch ain’t one”
Huh. Apparently Jay-Z lyrics don’t fair well. Duly noted.
I liked it. You got MY upvote.
Stay classy, Ice Hole Nation.
“You can spell this scandal S-E-X” – Larry King
“You know, it seems to me they give these ball players now-a-days very peculiar names…”
Not to be outdone by another bald Jewish guy named Larry, King 1 upped Mr. David by bringing undocumented child labor, as opposed to a prostitute, to a Dodger game just to use the carpool lane.
larry king: still 50% less undead than tommy lasorda.
“CURSES! I have stained not only my good name but also my delightfully appropriate dress shirt from Men’s Warehouse! Where are my suspenders?!”
Damnit, that’s what I get for not reading the other comments carefully enough. This just proves we’re all a bunch of sheeple.
Mr. King arrived troublesomely tardy to his Make a Wish Foundation obligation.
This is the final shot in an alternate universe’s “Angels in the Outfield”
I believe that was an episode of Sliders.
Larry gives a weak fist pump, delighted he has successfully outlived another younger, more vibrant soul.
Mr. King, like his wife, entertains his son’s interest in baseball with human contact and screams. (I am so sorry)
“Crowd cheers on as Larry King performs back to back exorcisms”
WHAZZAAAAAAAAAP?!?!?!?!
An entire nation rises to its feet. Children, overcome with emotion, pass out from sheer excitement.
Even stoic Larry King clenches his fist in the air, barely able to contain his exhilaration.
What once was GIFs was now a reality.
Gabe has selected Amelia as next week’s WMOAT.
You’re the upvote champion of my heart.
I CAN COMMENT AGAIN!!!
Little known fact about Dodgers Stadium – when a Los Angeles baseballer hits a grand slam everyone in attendance gets a pair of suspenders and 50% off their next divorce.
If I had my security Larry King with me, I’d fall right to sleep, too.
After all of these years, Larry finally shares what it really looked like when Abraham took Isaac to the mountain for sacrifice. Guess his memory about how it ended is a little rusty.
Tell me rude boy boy is you big enough?
“Family update, folks: Holding my baby son, Chance King makes me realize how much more I love him than my other children. ”
This has been USA Today’s News and Views with Larry King.
And I declare you SAVED in the name of the Dodgers! Cocomoco, TX you’re on the air.
“This thread…..It is terrible” -everyone reading
Old man look at my life, I’m a lot like you were. . .
have a dick for dinner
Are you sure you didn’t mean to put this one in last week’s Betty White contest?
no way. I’m quoting ICP. I knew I should have went with “Fucking magnets…how do they work!”
After a successful exorcism the demon known as Larry King is pictured leaving the body of a victim.
I like that this thread was basically only two themes: Larry King as an evil demon soul stealer, and Larry King as a child rapist. Great job, everyone.
“Thanks!” – everyone
I’d like to point out that I portrayed him as a pastor and that is certainly not a child ra……….oh nevermind. sorry.
this isn’t so much a caption, but is it just me or has Larry King become a tanned Asian turtle?
“Never, never, never, never, never!”
King Larry Lear.
Yay! Someone got the reference!
#Shakespearegum
My Larry King beat up your honor student.
My Larry King doesn’t give a FUCK!
Free Mouthwash Day at Dodgers Stadium
PLUS
EQUALS
—Sincerely, arthistorygum
wow i took up more space than i meant to…
“Somebody get this kid another beer!”
“Madame, I can make you the future ex-Mrs. Larry King!”
skeletor?
“Hey cool cat…I’ve got my dead kid AND my hat!”
Larry King just narrowly misses the chance to save a poor child from yet another high-stakes Cherry Battle.
That’s rad.
“Swing away Merrill. Merrill… swing away.”
*Adolf Hitler, surely?
oh god can’t even reply right, should not be correcting – this was meant for SteveWinwood
HA ha you failed!
You can pretend this isn’t a date all you want, kid.
Rage, rage against the dying of the light!
“hey, where did my foam finger go?”
3D PHISH!!!!! It’s like I’m in an aquarium!!!!