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This week’s party game is almost as bad as #oppositemovies. Remember #oppositemovies? What a terrible game! But it’s also spring time and not everything in life has to be hard. So let’s just enjoy ourselves, right? As I pointed out yesterday, we only live once, in the event that you did not know that yet. (“Boom” — your mind.)
So: #worstbiopics
It’s literally just naming an actor/actress and then naming a historical person they’re completely ill-suited to portray in a biopic of the latter. Examples:
- Jamie Foxx IS Benjamin Franklin
- Megan Fox IS Nikola Tesla
- Mo’nique IS Anne Frank
- Pauly Shore IS General George S. Patton
You get it. I mean, you better get it. This one is so dumb that if you don’t get, please just pin a sheet of paper to your chest that says “Hospital” and walk into traffic. Either way, good luck!
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Precious is Ghandi
Jessica Tandy IS Bender from Futurama
Kevin Smith IS Rosa Parks
Kevin Smith Presents: Kevin Smith Is Kevin Smith, based on the novel “Being Kevin Smith” by Kevin Smith
Gwyneth Paltrow IS Mother Theresa
Gwyneth Paltrow IS a good mother
Richard Grieco as the dude from Speed
James Cameron IS Ingmar Bergman
Upvotes for you sir
Mr. Chi City IS Keri Strug
Carlos Mencia is Cheech Marin
Ned Holness is Carlos Mencia
Jessica Alba is my mom (now THAT would be sexually confusing!)
Gabe Delahaye IS both Nick AND Norah
Floyd Mayweather Jr. IS Manny Pacquiao
Jose canseco is manny pacquiao
Martin Lawrence Is Oprah
Dane Cook is George Carlin
Nicholas Cage IS Nikola Tesla
I can see this being a real one…sadly.
Topher Grace is The Terminator
CopperCab is MalcomX
Lady Gaga IS Alexander Graham Bell
Violent J IS Charles Darwin.
Mickey Rourke IS James Dean
Jonas Brothers are The Clash
Dwayne Johnson IS Theodore Roosevelt
Tagline: “He’s walking TALL and carrying a big stick!”
Rob Schneider is A Carrot
Stephanie Meyer is William Shakespeare
The Wayan Brothers as White Chicks, that would be the best comedy ever.
Nicholas Sparks is Ernest Hemingway
Tracy Morgan IS Tracy Morgan
Pauly Shore IS The Prophet Mohammed
Lindsay Lohan as Betty White
Betty White as Lindsay Lohan
That One is This One
Rob Schneider IS Mark Twain
So this is where SNL gets their ideas these days!
ABBA IS Petrarch
(nerrrrrd)
Well, I laughed.
Flavor Flav IS Leonard Cohen.
tracy morgan IS martin luther king jr.
ahhhh ha ha ha
Kei$ha is Tom Waits.
Owen wilson IS Marmaduke. Oh..
Ben Affleck IS Casey Affleck
Lloyd Blankfein is George Bailey
Philip Seymour Hoffman is Glenn Beck
I actually think that would be legitimately awesome
John Krasinski IS Archbishop Desmond Tutu
Marty Feldman IS Alexander The Great
Adam Sandler is James Madison
Scott Baio is Wanda Sykes
Jackie Chan is Genghis Khan
Diablo Cody IS Samuel Beckett
Larry David IS Vidal Sassoon In: “Pretty, Pretty, Pretty Good”
Conan O’Brien IS Mark McGwire
Eli Roth IS Elie Wiesel
Nicole Scherzinger IS Henrik Ibsen
Snooki IS Julia Child
Tim Allen IS Mao
The Situation IS Benjamin Disraeli
Melissa Joan Hart and Tara Reid ARE Virginia Woolf and Vanessa Bell.
Arnold Schwarzenegger IS Gary Gygax
Kat Stacks IS Grace Kelly.
Einstein, the world’s smallest horse, IS Birdie #cutestbiopics
Kristen Stewart is Joan Jett
Dakota Fanning is Cherie Currie
“Hello daddy
Hello mawm
I’m your
ch-ch-ch-ch-cherry bawmb”
Nicholas Cage IS Anyone
Snooki IS John Wilkes Booth
I did this a million years ago on Twitter, but:
Paul Lynde IS Woodrow Wilson
Dane Cook IS Glenn Beck #theWORSTbiopic
Heidi Montag IS Harriet Tubman
That is the funniest thing I have ever read ever.
Josh is Like Germany Ambitious and Misunderstood IS Wesley Clark
Casey Affleck IS Susan B. Anthony
Daniel Day Lewis
IS
Lindsay Lohan
Mel Gibson is Hitler! Oh, wait. I lose. Let me try again. Scott Baio is the Dalai Lama.
Matt LeBlanc IS Atticus Finch
Jean-Claude Van Damme IS Jean-Paul Sartre
Relatedly,
Sarah Palin IS Simone de Bouvoir
Jessica Alba IS Barbara Walters
Eddie Murphy is The Entire Third Reich.
Lindsay Lohan is Susan B. Anthony
Michael Cera IS George Michael
Topher Grace IS The Prophet Mohammad
Blessings be upon him.
Christopher Mintz Plasse IS Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
Robert Deniro IS Dakota Fanning! And vice versa
Dennis Miller IS on television
Rip Taylor IS Jack Kerouac
Hulk Hogan IS GG Allin
Mel Gibson IS Hamlet! oh wait…
One more… sorry… Gabe IS David Duchovny
nicolas cage IS thomas edison.
Joaquin Phoenix IS Joaquin Phoenix
Robin Williams IS Bill Murray.
Lindsay Lohan IS Marilyn Monroe
Diablo Cody IS WRITING Anne Frank
Chris Tucker is Muhammad!
why are Jamie Foxx and Mo’Nique, Oscar winner, put in the same category as Pauly Shore and Megan Fox.
I mean, I know Oscars don’t automatically legitimize things (Martin Scorsese, etc) but I think there’s waaay too much JFoxxxx hate that goes on on the Gum.
He says dumb shit in comedian mode, but as far as movie roles go, he’s consistently made as many inspired and inspiring choices as any mainstream actor over the past decade.
woops, I mean Kirstie Alley IS Marcus Garvey
Madonna IS Mao Zedong.
Miley Cyrus IS Hanna Montana
Ice Cube IS Ghandi.
James Van Der Beek IS John Waters
Claire Danes is Simple Jane: the story of Temple Grandin
brian dennehy is jean michel basquiat
Zach Galifinakis IS Anna Nicole Smith
David Hasselhoff IS an actor
Nicolas Cage IS Santa Claus
Paris Hilton IS Ghengis Khan
Kesha IS sober
Shaggy 2 Dope IS Abe lincoln
Wishbone IS Peter Sellers
Stephen Hawking as Usain Bolt