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This week’s party game is almost as bad as #oppositemovies. Remember #oppositemovies? What a terrible game! But it’s also spring time and not everything in life has to be hard. So let’s just enjoy ourselves, right? As I pointed out yesterday, we only live once, in the event that you did not know that yet. (“Boom” — your mind.)
So: #worstbiopics
It’s literally just naming an actor/actress and then naming a historical person they’re completely ill-suited to portray in a biopic of the latter. Examples:
- Jamie Foxx IS Benjamin Franklin
- Megan Fox IS Nikola Tesla
- Mo’nique IS Anne Frank
- Pauly Shore IS General George S. Patton
You get it. I mean, you better get it. This one is so dumb that if you don’t get, please just pin a sheet of paper to your chest that says “Hospital” and walk into traffic. Either way, good luck!
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Sacha Baron-Cohen IS Sasha Cohen
I feel really bad that I said this one on Twitter before I posted it here. Self-plagiarization is an EPIDEMIC (and not an actual word!).
I’m kind of over this (eep) because of doing this on twitter already.
Gilbert Gottfried IS Barry White
HEY HEY IGNORE THAT ONE HEY THAT WAS AN ACCIDENTAL REPLY
Well now this just looks awful & my cupcake face is all over the top here. Excuse me while I leave this Internet forever.
Sacha Baron Cohen IS Leonard Cohen
(lets make hallelujah time)
Scott Baio IS KD Lang
if only i could upvote this forever and ever.
Jay Leno IS Conan O’Brien
Gwyneth Paltrow IS Watchable
She is more than watchable…
This summer, Gwyneth Paltrow IS Harriet Tubman in Michael Bay’s UNDERGROUND RAILROAD produced by Jerry Bruckheimer and Michael Bay, featuring Zach Braff as Abraham Lincoln.
To be honest, I think
“Zach Braff IS Abraham Lincoln”
deserves its own entry.
*Baberaham Lincoln
ashton kutcher is vladimir ilyich lenin!
Lets do a whole “That 70′s Show” as Russian intellectuals theme: Danny Masterson IS Tolstoy. Wilmer Valderrama IS Chekhov. Topher Grace IS Trotsky. Laura Prepon IS, uh, Mrs. Tolstoy? Mila Kunis, eh….. Okay, this game doesn’t entirely work.
well, if we extend it to just “famous female badass revolutionaries”, mila kunis IS emma goldman! laura prepon IS simone de beauvoir!
Scott Baio IS a real nice guy!
…Can we just pretend there’s a biopic about Scott Baio?
Jon Hamm is Scott Baio (because scott baio is historically the worst!)
Michael Cera IS Hitler
Michael Cera Photobombing A Nazi Family
Nice photoshop job…wait a minute…that’s a girl!
Finally, another entry for Old Women Who Look Like Michael Cera!
Russell Brand IS Queen Elizabeth I
t.A.T.u. ARE Captain and Tennille
Michael Richards IS Abraham Lincoln
Actually, that works.
Shouldn’t it really be:
Michael Richards IS Martin Luther King Jr.
Sorry West completely missed yours below when I read the comments.
Paul Reubens IS Pope Benedict XVI
Mel Gibson as Anne Frank
shellbomber IS so excited to play a BNPG she doesn’t read the post very well.
Tim James IS President of the United States
Tim James is Caeser Chavez
Nicholas Sparks isJohn Steinbeck
OHHHHHH this has always been my favorite joke
Keanu Reeves IS Nicki Minaj
Gabourey Sidibe is Karen Carpenter (I’m so sorry).
Sinbad IS Gabourey Sidibe!
Gabourey Sidibe IS Christopher Wallace.
Or did Biggie just have a sex change and BECOME Gabourey Sidibe?! Yo Biggie Smalls, who CHOPPED ya?!
Mel Gibson is Moses.
Michael Richards IS Martin Luther King Jr.
Michael Richards IS James Earl Ray
Tim James is Ché Guevara.
Tim James is Rick James, BITCH!
That’s not very nice to call tiredandwired a bitch, Steve. Or either of the Jameses. Or anyone, for that matter.
Kristen Stewart IS Helen Keller.
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Da Cake Eatur IS Steve Winwood
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Da Cake Eatur IS Really A Squirrel
Da Cake Eatur IS Werttrew #worstbiopicEVER
Damn i didnt read yours before posting mine
This wins
I am referring to: “Da Cake Eatur IS Steve Winwood” — to be clear.
You are the winner of my heart!
Amen Stevewinwood
Mark Whalburg IS Einstein
Kirstie Alley IS Karen Carpenter
Howie Mandel IS Winston Churchill
Gabourey Sidibe IS Stephen Hawking
Steven Seagal IS Eleanor Roosevelt
Jim Carrey IS Andy Kaufman
Kelsey Grammer is Johnny Knoxville
In all seriousness, I’ve been trying to think of who could play Fleetwood Mac in a biopic that desperately needs to be made. But I’m at a loss.
Steven Seagal IS Stevie Nicks
Lindsay Lohan IS Lindsey Buckingham.
I seem to remember hearing at one point that they were planning on making a Fleetwood Mac biopic, potentially starring Lindsay Lohan as Stevie Nicks . . . but that was before she started engaging in car chases and stealing all the rolexes.
Or maybe I dreamed it because my brain had cocaine blow into its butt. #fleetwoodmacrelatedurbanlegendsgame
will.i.am IS MC Hammer
Topher Grace IS Tobey Maguire
Yes yes yes, absolutely. Let’s make it happen!
CobberCab DOES have a soul.
Neil Patrick Harris IS CopperCab! #bestbiopics
Lucy Liu IS FDR
Verne Troyer is Yao Ming
Hilary Swank IS Amelia Earhart
(sorry wertrew I know that should be your joke)
whoops. I stole YOUR werttrew stealing joke a couple hours ago! That’s what’s wrong with Twitter games.
http://twitter.com/thisjoeiknow/status/12961420603
robert pattinson IS kurt cobain!
D’oh! Great minds, southern bitch
Robert Pattinson IS Salvador Dali
Zac Efron is Kurt Cobain
Justin Bieber IS Jesus Christ
Adrian Grenier is Pablo Escobar
Sir Ian McKellan IS Shirley Temple
Kanye West IS Pocahontas
Ke$ha IS Thom Yorke
This made me sad. So so sad.
Andy Dick IS George Washington
I would watch this episode of Drunk History.
Dakota Fanning IS Orson Welles
Ann Coulter is Mother Teresa
Dane Cook IS Oscar Wilde
Gabe Liedman IS Gabriel Delahaye
Tim James IS Ghandi.
I read this as Tim Gun IS Ghandi, which while I don’t quite see the direct correlation still made me LOL.
Billy Bob Thornton IS Ian Curtis.
Jeff Goldblum IS Frederick Douglass
Malcolm McDowell IS Royale. Actually, wait, he could probably pull that role off.
Mel Gibson IS Jesus Christ
…wait a minute
Sarah Palin IS Joan of Arc
Jeff Dunham IS the best.
Keenan Thompson IS Rosa Parks
M.I.A. IS Titian
Stephen Baldwin IS Job
This IS the best
I bothered to log-in just so I could up vote this one!
Alec Baldwin IS Stephen Baldwin
Sarah Jessica Parker IS Seabiscuit
Sarah Jessica Parker IS Einstein, the world’s smallest horse
Dr. Phil McGraw IS Sigmund Freud.
Tracy Jordan IS Thomas Jefferson
Jerry Seinfeld IS Abraham Lincoln.
Tracy Jordan IS Tracy Morgan
Wilford Brimley IS Jackie Robinson
Shaggy 2 Dope IS Sir Winston Churchill
Shagg 2 Dope IS Issac Newton
There’s a “y” missing from this comment. Can you guess where it is?
“Fuckin’ gravity, how does it work?” #nevergettingoldgum
Tony Kornheiser IS Alexander Hamilton
Steven Segal IS Phillip Craig Garrido
Jodie Sweetin IS Jaycee Lee Dugard
RT: Tyler Perry IS Mya Angelou
#truth
Keith Sweat IS Lord Kelvin
Einstein, the world’s smallest horse IS Seabiscuit
Gandhi IS the E*Trade baby.
Gabourey Sidibe IS Gabriel Delahaye
Betty White IS James Brown.
Jeff Bridges IS Sojourner Truth
John Hamm is Woody Allen
I would see the shit out of that movie.
carrot top IS conan o’brien
Larry King IS Baby Jessica
I don’t know why this one made me uncontrollably!
Lindsay Lohan IS Eleanor Roosevelt
Lindsay Lohan IS Harriet Beecher Stowe
Katt Williams IS General Douglas MacArthur
Jason Biggs IS Malcolm X
Kid Who Can’t Eat A Cheeseburger Correctly IS Dom DeLuise!
Yahoo Serious IS Stephen Hawking
Ozzy Osbourne is Barack Obama
Carlos Mencia IS Carlos Mencia
Chad Kroeger IS Jeff Mangum
Stockard Channing IS Fred
Jeremy Piven IS Rasputin.
Gabe is too old for this shit: the story of Danny Glover
justin bieber IS R Kelley
Taylor Lautner IS Jim Jones
Topher Grade IS 2Pac
GRACE! Topher Grace!
Raven Symone IS Edgar Allen Poe
That’s so Poe!
This is very large. Sorry.
That IS what she said.
I need this on a T-shirt immediately.
Breckin Meyer IS Edgar Allan Poe! (Party Down? Anyone?)
Adam Scott COULD HAVE BEEN Young Abe Lincoln
Ving Rhames IS Justin Bieber
Well, I’d watch this.
Glenn Beck IS Daniel Webster
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Wait, she’s not?
Ass Dan IS Joan of Arc
Blake Lively IS Joe Biden
IceT is Aimee Man
Off topic, but have you heard Paul F. Tompkins’ Ice-T? So good.
Taylor Swift IS Jonathan Swift
Steve Winwood IS Steve Winwood (I leave it up to you to decide who plays who)
Steve winwood is Werttrew
Griddlebone is Imelda Marcos
Glenn Beck IS Walter Matthau
Hilary Swank IS Amelia Earhart
Sorry, njoy, I looked for it and still missed it. I’ll show myself out.
Amelia IS “A perfectly sound biopic, well directed and acted, about an admirable woman.”-Roger Ebert
Christopher Walken IS John F. Kennedy