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Say what you will about this horse, but I think we can all agree that it is very small.
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'Sup, pogs!
Let's all go to the movies, and let's all see the same movie, and let's discuss it here.
Gabe loves fan fiction. You Can Make It Up features his own personal alternate adventures starring some of our favorite characters.
After watching Death Sentence, a terrible movie starring Kevin Bacon as a father in search of vigilante justice directed by Saw's James Wan, Gabe embarked on The Hunt For The Worst Movie of All Time. This is his sad journey.
To bad the worlds smallest man isn’t living to ride around on the worlds smallest horse.
Today videogum is really kimbowee’sdaymaregum. Am I a monster because I’m terrified of little people?
There’s still a world’s smallest man, just not this guy.
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1. i would like to put him in my apartment, because he would fit!
2. i would like to stuff him down my shirt and carry him around like a baby kangaroo, because he would fit!
Apartment Horse! He’s like a Living Stuffed Animal! HE COULD SLEEP IN MY BED AND I’D DRESS HIM UP AND TAKE PICTURES OF HIM WITH MY MY LITTLE PONIES AND THE WORLD WOULD BE ALMOST PERFECT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
…if only they could make minature Giraffes… ::sigh::
Birdie and I are going Twilight Engagement Ring shopping for lil’ Einstein this afternoon.
(Birdie’s proposing, not me.)
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I’m OK with this.
Looks like mfburghoff was up late last night!
Doing a lot of research for the coveted King of Zings competition.
Steve Winwood, I’m comin’ for you!
-mfburghoff
“This little guy is like all horses – he’s almost all leg”
-when Rachel Wagner’s family realized her love for horses was a bit off
Thumbalina has been usurped. Hopefully Einstein will get as roly poly as the previous record holder because the only thing better than tiny animals is fat tiny animals.
Bizzarro Videogum Mascot!
What would the bizzarro Videogum be? Best Week Ever?
bizzaro videogum is the drudge report
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We all love diminutives. I wonder what its racing name would be? Thai-knee.
E = MC AWWWWWW
I think this tiny horse would make for an extra small bag of Mad Men brand dog food
Take a time out, open up ya mind and then peep the tiny horse. Try to appreciate some of these miracles, bitch. If you don’t like that, have a dick for dinner.
Now I won’t be lying when I say my boyfriends hung like a horse.
I would like to see Einstein and Emmanuel Lewis in a production of Equus.
Is this where I type in things I would like?
Off topic: All right congratulations on your little horse Gabe, Ima let you finish but:
Last night as I was doing chores with my GF I realized something
I went into some dark places with my comments yesterday. They were really unnecessarily confusing and contrived. I realize I was wrong.
I needed to clear my head so I went out for a walk:
I realized my first post simply went too far and I chastised 1mitation_crabmeat2 for being a part groupthink, without offering an effective alternative.
On my second post I tricked the monsters by showing you a picture of my two cats. That last pic is not really my cat Tina eating Furrykiss; it’s just some other cat eating some other bunny. I was just trying to marry the two topics Gabe gave us, which were controversial images and cute animals. I apologize to the monsters who thought that Tinabear ate my sister’s bunny.
I apologize to Gabe for hijacking his blog; this blog is not about me. I apologize to uncle Winwood for jacking his stylo. And lastly I want to apologize to Tony1 who I made fun of, because he missed out on his Monster’s ball award (Ballsie? Notsewfastsie?) Two weeks ago. I now know those comments were not in the spirit of Videogum. So without any further ado I present Tony1 the Silver Ballsie I received last week:
“I have been at this for 20 years plus but I have never seen one this tiny or even close to it”
TWSS.
When I hit play on that video I crossed my fingers and prayed a little pray: “Please have footage of him running. PLEASE show him running around.”
And they did! He ran around a little and I was like “AAAAWWWWWWWWWWWE!”
Those little captions I could’ve done with out tho.
“One of these days I’ll graze this field barren, just like my human mommy’s womb!” WOW. That was unnecessary.
This post should have been titled “This is your baby: the world’s smallest horse” because that horse is definitely going to be my baby. I’m going to carry him around in a snuggie and change his name to Bunny. If you guys want to throw me a shower, I’m registering at Art’s Feed & Supply. Hooray!