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You know what, as long as you guys love each other and aren’t hurting anybody, I support your relationship with the terrifying Christian puppet Lil Marcy a lot more than some of the actual human beings you’ve dated in the past. She seems nice. Creepy, maybe even nightmarish, but nice!
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Is that a euphemism? I WANT YOU FOR A SUNBEAM BABY
This makes no sense at all.
jesus don’t want me for a sunbeam.
Maybe Jesus wants you for a sunbeam
(Alibi, alibi)
Actually The Vaselines debunked Lil Marcy’s theory back in ’87.
“This was written by Lil Marcy, it’s a rendition of an old Christian song, I think, but we do it the Lil Marcy way.” – Kurt Cobain R.I.P.
nirvana. i see your reference, dstar. a round of upvotes for you!
totally! nirvana covering the vaselines! the nirvana unplugged album remains one of my very favourites.
Her voice is so clear and sweet! Why can’t you just let Lil Marcy be great?
Are Marcy and Chucky wearing the same shirt?
She is creepy, yes. But the threesome we had with Chucky was super-hot.
Its like looking in a terrifying mirror…
http://www.carfaxabbey.net/gallery/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=1386&g2_serialNumber=2
Do overs?
I completely support you dating Lil Marcy. Just as long as I get to date Salty the Singing Songbook.
I’m no expert, but I believe that it’s spelled
You have made my day!!!! I knew there were other monsters that would know what I was talking about.
Also you are absolutely correct. I have obviously not been listening to my psalty tapes enough recently.
I feel like somewhere in all of my repressed memories there is a church play based on Psalty. I liked it because I got to sing, but it didn’t show my range like the times I got to play an AIDS victim.
I can’t believe someone else knows about that (although I always spelled it Psalty the Psalmbook.) I bet you also owned Bullfrogs and Butterflies, didn’t you?
I was pretty focused on Psalty. Didn’t have much time in my little child life for other stuff (besides Amy Grant, obvs.)
Bullfrogs and Butterflies. Psalty the Singing Songbook. Colby the Computer. Motherfuckin miracles, every last one of em.
Guys, I don’t mean to brag, but I actually played Psalty in our 3rd grade class chapel presentation.
Also, Music Machine??
Oh God. Music Machine. I’d forgotten the origin of my recurring nightmares.
Music Machine and Bullfrogs & Butterflies were HUGE in my room in the early 80′s. I managed to balance them out with heavy doses of Chipmunk Punk to keep from getting too soft.
Not only had I forgotten about Music Machine, I never realized it was Christian propaganda. Nathaniel the Grublet, anyone?
That’s so cool that you guys had cartoons and stuff at your church. The closest I ever got was getting beaten by a ruler in 3/4 time.
/singing “And so I never went back..”
ben is that you?
This video makes me think that Belle & Sebastian have gone a bit too twee.
Look for “Jesus Wants Me For a Sunbeam” to be used in iPad Color ads circa 2012.
Boo!
(so, wait, am I supposed to give a death threat now or did I miss my chance since this is already posted?)
I’m not sure I follow….
isn’t that supposed to be Jesus? I guess I was playing off the censorship of cartoon portrayals of religious figures. Sorry hemogoblins! failing miserably today.
It is Jesus! I thought you were directing a death threat at me because you posted this on vgum already. I hate Mondays. Cathy knows what I’m talking about:
I thought I couldn’t get any more disturbed after the M.I.A. video. How about some Videogum mascot to lighten the mood Gabe.
Agreed. I take back everything bad I said about Gingers. Put Lil’ Marcy away. You have one. Somebody get that Copper Cab a fruit basket.
one won? you won. gingers won. we all won. #commentfail
At least you caught it before Winwood!
Ugh, like who is this even for? Show me the child that can relate to this, because I have some frowning to do about that child.
jesus told me if i got a tattoo of his face on my back i could make a cameo appearance on his sunbeam
Parker?
It looks like the tattoo artist couldn’t decide what hairstyle to go with for Jesus. “Tradition tells me long and flowing, but my heart tells me tight banana curls.”
It’s just Jesus’s prom look.
Since Jesus and this guy made a tattoo pact when Jesus was in high school, getting ready for his prom.
Certainly. “Sunbeam” being the theme of Jesus’s junior prom. (His senior prom was “Monte Carlo.”)
Whoa there Gabe, no need to hate on my girlfriend just because your girlfriend is so much better.
I this what happened when Colby the Bible computer mated with a real girl? Because it’s terrifying
*Is* this
Colby was busy trying to nail Bibleman. And succeeding, I might add.
Really trying hard not to make a joke about where she lets me put my hand.
Really hope you succeed so I don’t have to make a “second coming” joke.
gross, you guys.
What the hell is she doing with her hands???
Oh, I get it now. She’s digging a grave, my grave, which she will put me in when she murders me. Obvious.
She’s doing a hybrid of the hula and the robot while digging a grave.
Wait, is Jesus saying that he wants her die?
Wait, is Jesus saying that he wants her TO die? Not her die, unless he’s in to D&D or something.
It’s actually German.
DIE, Marcy, DIE.
I don’t care what she says, this girl definitely worships Satan.
AND listens to Nickleback.
“In every way try to please him, At home, at school, at play.”
Now, that’s a dedicated girlfriend!
Thanks for introducing us, Gabe – we have something to show you:
Tony, I’m happy you found someone and all, but I think we need to talk.
This is my girlfriend AND track #7 on my Summer Jamz 2010 mixtape.
I need something in the neighborhood of SPF 1 billion to protect me from this sunbeam.
Guys… I’m going to make the 500-mile trip to my parents’ basement to gather the evidence, but I’m fairly certain that my uncle produced this particular “Lil Marcy” video. I know that Mom and Dad have this tape in their cabinet, but I can’t remember if I’m thinking of this project or another Christian puppet horror show that he worked on.
Don’t worry about me, I grew into a totally normal adult despite early exposure to this type of thing. Now I’ll just go feed the woman I’m keeping in a cage in my shed.
I’m pretty sure this is how Jeff Dunham got his start. The rest is history.
I feel like our relationship has been a bit rocky lately. She’s always going on about Jesus this, and Jesus that and how all she wants to do is please him. I feel like Marcy doesn’t have much time for me anymore. When she comes home from church we barely talk, and when we do it usually results in a fight, in which case she just runs right back to church. I just want things to be like how they used to be, before Marcy went to that Summer Bible Sleepaway Camp. *Sigh*
Women be religious, *sigh*
DAMN, I wanted to find or make a gif from the Khonani episode of 30 Rock where Liz Lemon is miming sweeping up after she Oh-noes!-I-broke-a-glass!’s the fake drink she poured. The way her elbows move remind of Lil Marcy. But in the spirit of 30 Rock and puppets, I’ll post this instead:
I can’t comment for some reason. If this posts, know it’s a test.
Someone needs to post an animated gif of Liz Lemon mime-sweeping from the Khonani episode. That’s what Lil Marcy’s disembodied arm reminds me of.
Thanks for letting everyone know about marcy. Now my live-in gf is mad at me
WATCH OUT LIL MARCY….he’s coming for you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
watch out lil marcy, he’s coming for you!!!!
hey, second devil….you are OUT OF LINE!
get the faaack outta here.
Well now I can never enjoy a sunbeam again.
Is this creepy reatrded unborn man child Lil’ Markie’s sister or something?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDlmUn1kBgA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdyqXSa5Bzc