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I hate the way that human beings treat each other and I hate this video.
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'Sup, pogs!
Let's all go to the movies, and let's all see the same movie, and let's discuss it here.
Gabe loves fan fiction. You Can Make It Up features his own personal alternate adventures starring some of our favorite characters.
After watching Death Sentence, a terrible movie starring Kevin Bacon as a father in search of vigilante justice directed by Saw's James Wan, Gabe embarked on The Hunt For The Worst Movie of All Time. This is his sad journey.
Cool video. Nice to see some fresh faces.
That was really rude of Max Silvestri. Speaking from personal experience, when the trust in a relationship is broken like this, it can be so hard to get it back, maybe even impossi… is he standing behind me? Standing behind me… the old “standing behind you” prank.
Gabe, you should totally pluck Max Weinberg from Leno and start your own Gabe and Max 2: Look Who’s The Boss Now
I nominate this Max!
I can’t see that kid on the right without thinking of that time he died in ‘Mean Creek’. The San Francisco Examiner finds that ‘Laugh Out Loud Funny’.
That girl is giving me too much ‘tude considering she is the one that has music symbols on their pants.
It’s because her Dad just told Max he can’t be a Single Lady.
Max Headroom
So, are we expecting Drunk Gabe and Birdie’s 101 Seconds on Youtube soon? Because I am saying right now, I will watch that three million times on my own.
needs more puppy.
nnoooo Soft Gabe and Hard Gabe can’t meet, everyone knows when matter and anti-matter collide the result is pure energy, this was supposed to happen in 2 years ugh now the whole plan is ruined
-sciencegum
“Well technically the result is annihilation, resulting in ionising radiation (be it alpha or gamma) being emitted from the dominant of the two original particles.”
~ moreaccuratebutslightlysnootyandpretentioussciencegum
LIAR!
annihilation. how does THAT work?
you are lying.
And quite frankly, it’s getting me pissed.
Just don’t get sick on a Wednesday. As much as I love soft Gabe’s Glee Recaps, a LOST recap that had anything but hatred for everything Kate wouldn’t have the same panache.
Automatic upvote for use of the word panache, baby hooked on phonics has served you well
I assume this is a metaphor for the old, tired winter films being replaced by a fresh new summer season of films who wear cool glasses.
Like Marmaduke. You’re talking about Marmaduke, right??
Yay, Soft Gabe!
“Hardandsoftgabe and max’s! one hundred seconds!” is totally as easy to sing and just as likely to get stuck in my head all day, is all I’m saying.
I thought Soft Gabe would be.. you know.. softer. Like Kevin Smith soft.
The one thing Soft Gabe definitely needs is more jorts.
In the next video, Max could give each Gabe a squeeze, so we can compare and contrast.
i get that song stuck in my head all day too! i was so bummed that they just used a couple seconds of it on the last few. thankfully though, i have a sister like pinko who would call and sing it to me to get it stuck in my head, even if gabe and max wouldn’t. sisters are so great!
Radical thought: Gabe & Gabe‘s 100 Seconds.
*blam* <-that's the sound of your mind being blown.
Or how about 100 Seconds with two babes (Notsewfast and the talking E-Trade baby)?
legalize gabe marraige!!!
Oh man I just laughed so hard I almost barfed up coffee.
don’t be sad, gabe! two gabes = too awesome!
plus, you have a puppy to make you feel better. so you pretty much win all the time. [that is how puppies work.]
Fuckin’ puppies, how do they work?
I SWEAR to god if someone makes another bestiality joke I will blow up the ocean.
sorry, i meant to do this:
“fuckin’” was an adjectival modifier for the noun “puppies.” not a description of what that one does to puppies.
at least, it fucking better be.
If that were really a bestiality joke, there would be a “does it” in place of that “do they” following the comma. Come on now, little Napoleon, deep breaths.
*sobs into meaverly’s shoulder*
Or he could mean two puppies who are doing it.
How DO they get any work done, you know?
“fuckin’” was an adjectival modifier for the noun “puppies.” not a description of what that one does to puppies.
at least, it fucking better be.
True. If I was curious about how one sexually assaults a young canine, the correct phrasing would read:
“Fuckin’ puppies, how does that work?”
And if that were in reference to an ICP song, the lyric would probably be “Fuckin’ dead puppies, how does that work?” And they wouldn’t need to ask the question because they know exactly how it works. Because necro-bestiality.
Well thanks for letting me know so late. My $^&*^ puppies diagram was halfway done.
now that it’s all cleared up, we can stop, yeah? even this talk of how it was NOT about sexually assaulting puppies is making me a little uncomfortable.
puppies are our most precious resource.
Hard Max:
uh image post fail. I havent tried to post an image since the site makeover. Have things changed or I am just as bad at the internet as I ever was?
No html, just the link ending in file extension.
Chin up, sorryicecream.
soft gabe remains my favorite field correspondent.
I’m confident in less than100 more seconds this clip could have turned NASTY.
Nasty as in my threesome wetdream. What? gross.
What’s going with Gabe Liedman? I haven’t seen a Jew that effeminate since Harvey Fierstein.
i know, right?!
Can I say HOW HAPPY I am that the Full Intro Song is Back? “Dave and Mags, Mass and Day, wouldn’t have it any other way, James and Macks, One HUNDRED SEC-uuuuuhhhhhnnsss”
I laughed for way too long at this
I used to think Gabe Liedman programmed the posts on this blog and didn’t know who the bearded guy was. Then I thought they were both programming the blog 50/50 as a Gabe team. Then I realized it was just the bearded Gabe. Like MC Hammer once said, “Yo, ring a bell, school is in, pumps and the bumps”.
maybe i’m just really tired, but this comment is not really registering as english to me.
“You’re friend is mad you…” I am now a huge Gabe Liedman fan. Man, that was easy.
That’s “You’re friend is mad at you…” forgot that pesky preposition.
But it’s ok, you made up for it with two extra possessive apostrophes. #overlycriticalgum
When Gabe picked up the 100 at the end, it was so Tron.
Been there, Gabe (Delahaye).
-Alicia Goranson
Unfortunately, I was drinking juice while I watched this video.