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It’s actually kind of what you look like, too. You should definitely Bing “hospital.” And I will be over here, Asking Jeeves about “nightmare medicine.” (Thanks for the tip, magna carta.)
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'Sup, pogs!
Let's all go to the movies, and let's all see the same movie, and let's discuss it here.
Gabe loves fan fiction. You Can Make It Up features his own personal alternate adventures starring some of our favorite characters.
After watching Death Sentence, a terrible movie starring Kevin Bacon as a father in search of vigilante justice directed by Saw's James Wan, Gabe embarked on The Hunt For The Worst Movie of All Time. This is his sad journey.
I have a headache now.
Halfway through it started to sound like this song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cklb7L0OA1c
Or maybe that was just me.
No. I also began to jam to that tune.
Actually, that IS sort of what I sound like when I talk. If by “talk,” you mean “shriek in uncontrollable fits of pure terror.”
Something makes me think, this wasn’t designed for communication with the mouth.
I feel better knowing I wasn’t the only one thinking that…
Ke$ha’s new song will surely be our next summer jam 2010
All day I’m watching the videos you post here to whatever is playing on the R&B love songs genius playlist on my ipod. This time it was D’Angelo and it was PERFECT.
Now you know what was going on in the bottom of that “untitled (how does it feel video).
Ding ding ding!
Is this a behind-the-scenes sneak peak? I’ve been saying all along that making a live action charlie brown movie was a bad idea. leave the cartoons alone.
I kept waiting for it to tell me to give it back it’s Filet o Fish, give it that fish.
Apostrophe fail. That’s gonna gnaw at me.
Is it safe to say that the mouth for this thing is definitely one of those portable blow job things.
Portable blow job things?
I know we make fun of Gwyneth Paltrow, but damn that’s taking things too far
Professor Stephen Hawking 2.0
The sound isn’t working on my laptop right now, so I assume it’s talking about THE FANTASTIC NEW DEAL AT DAIRY QUEEN – BUY TWO BLIZZARDS, GET ONE FOR 25 CENTS!
it’s saying RRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNN!!!!!!!!!
This is the worst “Jaywalking” I’ve ever seen.
It’s actually the BEST Jaywalking I’ve ever seen.
Do you guys remember the geo-cities page from 1998 or so with the boy who said “Hello, my future girlfriend. This is what I sound like…” That is what the headline of this blog post reminded me of. Ha ha ha that boy was the David at the Dentist of his time.
You mean the greatest meme of all time? kidblount now manblount! And looking for his future BOYfriend! http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/blzgb/i_was_an_internet_meme_the_hello_my_future/
hey I was just reading that after I googled hello my future girlfriend
Oh gosh, all the comments to the meme are gold!
I think I’m crying a little.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ge7mozA-ptI
You’ve done it again uncle Winwood. Good job.
Some nerd is going to figure out how to attach this to a RealDoll and then the human race is finished.
Is this an appropriate forum to propose a new movie game? If not, forgive me. I’m just trying to make it through another Friday. This http://www.buzzfeed.com/awesomer/jim-carey-meets-steven-hawking inspired a friend and I to think of physics and cosmology puns for Jim Carrey movies (surprisingly hard for titles with Earth, Sunshine, and Moon in them. Best I could do was Me, Myself & Isotopes. Sorry!) Anyway, expanding it to all movies, it’s a little easier. #physicsmovies
Mask
Ace Ventura PHYSICS Detective
There Will Be Hemoglobin
The Number 23
Lemony Snicket’s A Series of Unfortunate PHYSICS
No Galaxy For Old Men
Schrodinger’s Cats & Dogs
Glu-on: The Grudge
Can I get some awards over here for “Glu-On: The Grudge”?
Thanks!
I will keep this with my other awards, in the bathroom, as a conversation piece
Sorry. We may have to shut this one down already. Schrodinger’s Cats & Dogs. Brilliant.
Other awful ones include: Alpha Centauri: When Neptune Calls, The Nebula 23, & The TrueMoon Show. OK, I’m done now.
How the Golgi Stole the Apparatus
Guys the rule is it has to be a Jim Carrey movie. Get with the program, people!
“Anyway, expanding it to all movies, it’s a little easier. #physicsmovies”
~ Abacus Finch: 19?? – 2012
Tables Turned
Lessons Learned
You Get Burned
For Playing By The Rules
A brief history of Dumb & Dumber.
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
The Turbidity Show
So they’re making an autistic robot?
Galileo Almighty
Science Almighty
I meant to reply to the Jim Carrey thing, but I think it works for the main post also, how ’bout that!
One small step for man, one giant leap for the ventriloquism industry.
I can’t believe that nobody else thought it sounded like this at 0:56. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDKhZ8l1n8A
Fun Mouth!*
*Nose sold separately.
i don’t understand why this thing has a nose? the mouth itself is scary enough, then they went and added that nose…