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You just know that Scott Baio’s agents and managers are talking to Scott Baio’s lawyers, trying to see if there is some way to permanently shut Twitter down for good, because that thing is the worst thing that ever happened to their client.
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'Sup, pogs!
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I’ve tried to comment several times on Jezebel over the last few years and not one of my brilliant remarks was approved. I’m not sure why, I can be a lesbian shitass with the best of them.
A little Chachi in the Crotchy, huh? (Chachi in the Chocha in españolish)
The day they let me comment felt like I had just been let into an exclusive club. Little did I know that club was filled with lesbian shitasses. Thanks for looking out for me, Scott Baio!
What worries me is, ok, so I am a lesbian shitass. But what does that mean for everyone else?? Where, exactly, do they shit?
Shitface is the only other one I’m aware of.
Shit head? I guess that’s good because that makes you, like, the opposite of shit ass? Right?
What about shit for brains? But that doesn’t seem to be shitting from the brain, but rather brains replaced by shit.
I have approval power there! Go comment and post the link!
They’ve never posted my comments either…
Jeez, this guy is more pissed off on twitter than I am.
it’s funny cause it’s true. ♥
Maybe they should just consult Bob Loblaw’s Law Blog.
You sir, are a mouthful.
TWSS?
No, that’s what HE said.
IIRC.
“That Ga Ga is a real Gag Gag.”
Give it up for Chachi, ladies and gentlemen! Chachi. Stick around for the 12:30 set when he tells you he can’t hear you because he has a banana in his ear.
“Pure entertainment!” –Quint
I loved how after going off on race, abortion, social programs and homosexuality, his groundbreaking final gripe was Canadian currency.
Which revealed a questionable understanding of macroeconomics
“You have a questionable understanding of macroeconomics” is my no go-to diss.
Admittedly for half a second I was confused too when I looked at that price tag. Thankfully I am not a celebrity who has already proven himself something of a d-bag, already very hilariously wound up, and with my twit-machine already in my chubby fingers. A few minutes later I understood everything, and nobody knew how slow I was on the uptake until you read this comment.
I’m @Abamonte for the record! =)
I’m assuming he’s never been Japan.
Fuckin exchange rates- how do they work?
Scott and Renee Baio’s wallets are nearly bursting, full of pictures of black people and Republican lesbians who are not shitasses.
WOW – their wallets wake up to that every morning.
We’re going to need a bigger wallet.
-Scott Baio and family
and of people with or without animals.
Scott Baio does not approve of anti-petism.
I have a picture of Scott Baio in my wallet to prove I’m not prejudiced against retarded people.
This reminds me about pitching my new show to VH1, “Scott Baio is 48…and Full of Hate”.
Scott Baio is 48…and Crazy!
Scott Baio is 48 plus Kate plus 8 plus 2012MichaelBayExplosions!
I’m fairly confident that the worst thing to ever happen to Scott Baio is the fact that he actually is Scott Baio.
Just to be fair, he has to work with liberals and jews alllllll day then come home to this shit on twitter. Scotty just needs a break.
If only Buddy hadn’t died…
No matter how undignified he becomes, Scott Baio’s piss will ALWAYS be classy.
IceT needs to tell him to eat a hot bowl of dicks.
it would seem that scott baio is not dead afterall. who knew?
in that case, i propose twitter change its name to baiotwit.com as his living memorial.
NEVER attempt to fight the internet! You will lose every time. He is just angry Nicole Eggert is getting more work than him on that loosing weight for relevancy VH1 show.
I directed 41 episodes of Charles In Charge might be the greatest comeback I have ever seen/heard
I don’t think there’s a person in this room who wouldn’t like to watch Scott Baio direct 41 episodes of Charles in Charge.
“I drive a Dodge Stratus!” “I can do 100 push-ups in 20 minutes!”
If any of my haters need me, I’ll be busy blockin’ em and playin’ golf. You know, the usual!
True story — I replied to Scott Baio’s “WELFARE IS FOR THE LAZY” tweet. It was a moment of weakness, but I was in the middle of an argument about that exact issue, and here comes Scott Baio, a man who plays pretend for a living, telling me about lazy people. So I made some snarky remark in his direction, and didn’t expect much to come of it.
Within two minutes, Scott had “re-tweeted my tweet” (va-va-voom) to his followers with an angry response and I immediately began receiving a stream of DM’s and messages on twitter from Mr. Baio’s fans who, surprisingly, actually exist. Being the relentless self-promoter that I am, I decided to harness the power of ANGRY SCOTT BAIO FANS to get some hits for my little musical project’s facebook page. So I hastily typed something retarded like “PLEASE VISIT ____ FOR MORE BAIO-HATIN’” and went off to lunch.
Upon returning from lunch, my facebook music page had like 55+ comments in the span of half an hour, most of which were angry messages from none other than Renee Baio, who apparently took time out of her busy schedule to stop by the website of a completely unknown independent hip hop artist to post all-caps screeds about “YOU NO-TALENT COAT-RIDING SHIT-STIRRER” and the like. The one insult I specifically remember was that I “couldn’t carry a tune in a Gucci bag”, which is true, because it’s both impossible and non-heteronormative! Not content to simply stop with me, however, she spent the better part of the afternoon hulking out in response to every single negative comment anybody would post in that thread, even when it became overtly obvious that she was being trolled for a reaction.
Eventually she changed her tone — it was at some point after I posted “Hey, Charles in Charge was a show I really liked as a kid but we were on welfare because my mom was disabled and if I knew the star of the show literally didn’t care if I lived or died then I would cry salty tears of real pain” — and went back and deleted all of her comments, hopefully out of embarrassment. Apparently, this was the day before the Jezebel crusade begin.
So, in conclusion, you don’t have to be famous or even remotely successful to start a feud with Scott Baio’s wife. Just make fun of him on twitter. It WILL happen.
This story, like your Avatar, is AMAZING. Hero Points, +13
whoa. that woman really is crazy.
Oh man, someone needs to explain to her that this is not the Internet circa 1997. We’re all much nicer on here now, and we understand Trolls.
Somebody who kept commenting in the thread insisted on referring to her as “Joanie” multiple times and it made me laugh a lot.
non-heteronormative!
ChaChi(ng!)
vocabulary regarding socially-constructed dominant systems FTW!
“The one insult I specifically remember was that I “couldn’t carry a tune in a Gucci bag”, which is true”
wait, are you trying to say that you can’t even hold music? so, is it just there in the air? mind => blown*
*i’m sorry
Apparently it’s not enough for her just to insult people on the Internets:
I’m secretly hoping that in her neverending quest to defend her husband she finds this post.
You’re my hero.
You’re my hero. Also do you have lynx?
yeah, i didn’t want it to look like i was trying to shamelessly promote here, but now that this article has mellowed out, i don’t feel so bad about it.
http://bit.ly/aLtwGp
“Scott Baio is still alive?” -Corbin Bernsen
“Scott Baio IS still alive!” – Ass Dan
Man, ex-celebrities will confuse anything for jealousy these days!
When you’re not working, you watch a lot of daytime TV, including talk shows. According to those overweight, pregnant 14-year-old girls, EVERYONE is jis’ jelus.
Sure, he’s crazy, but isn’t he also exactly like 20% of the internet and 40% of twitter? Certainly not the first time I see someone spout stupid in 140 characters or less.
but how many of those people directed 41 episodes of Charles In Charge?
Isn’t the term “former child star” a little outdated? I think it’s about time we start calling current child stars “future train wreck”.
Or has he actually been one of Jeff Dunham’s puppets all along? Anyone ever seen his lower half?
(Here in Holland there are now posters all over the place for the Jeff Dunham Show; with the dead terrorist puppet and “Most Funny Terrorist” on ‘em. My theory is that they are legally forbidden to use the word “funniest” in their communications. Backup theory: they’re not very smart.)
(Backup Offtopic remark: the fourth Google result for “Jeff Dunham Show” is “The Jeff Dunham Show Is The Worst Thing In The Entire World | Videogum”)
You have definitely seen his lower half many times because he is your boyfriend.
I call him “my better half”.
Charles is in charge (Charles is not in charge).
YES!!! I got to experience his meltdown firsthand through the very first Jezebel re-tweet and I kept thinking you guys would enjoy the slow crumble of an already diminished man (because we monsters are all so terrible inside). I feel so special being involved with something that videogum is now reporting on, even if I only recently got approved to comment on jezebel. #scottbaioruinseverything #videogumeverywhere
PS videogum doesn’t need to approve monster commenters because you all get hugs from me! <3
I for one find it shocking that someone who believes that all people receiving government assistance are lazy could be so filled with vitriol towards the pettiest arguments and most defenseless subjects! Man, what a world.