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Videogum has always followed the latest Cute Animal Videos News, so it only makes sense that we make the leap from being Cute Animal News Reporters to Cute Animal News Makers. What I’m trying to say is STOP THE PRESSES, VICKI VALE, WHO IS THIS?!
Hi, Birdie! Where do you get such wonderful toys?! (Just kidding, I know where. At the pet store!)
You the mascot now, dog.
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good lord. i’ve never commented before but this warrants it. i’m just so happy videogum iz back. i love this animal and this website just so much
Hi Birdie! WE LOVE YOU
WE LOVE YOU SO MUCH. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. AGHHH!!!!
Viral marketing for John Stamos’ Bye Bye Birdie has gone way too far
aawwwwwwwwww, I hope this is her namesake
Is that Raven Symone?
Please also get a cat and name him the Hamburglar!
I think this is her namesake:
Just kidding, LOVE YOU BIRDIE!!!
Oh sure he’s cute now, but in 15 dog years, he’ll grow a patchy beard, buy flannel shirts at American Apparel, smoke clove cigarettes and tell all his friends how lame your music is.
Looks like someone is j-e-a-l-o-u-s because they are not the cutest member of the family anymore.
Don’t fret — I’ve crushed up some Xanax to put in your formula.
I didn’t mean it baby! Please stop crying! He is just new to the family that’s why we are paying more attention to him now.
Just as Notsewfast finally stops crying, James Carville comes along.
Seems like it’s gonna be a rough week for Videogum babies.
Is it wrong that I think babies that are crying are the cutest!? Don’t stop now Notsewfast! I gave away all your toys, and there won’t be any Christmas this year. Muahaha!
It looks like whatever Jeb put on Notsewfast’s drink gave him nap time. But you can entertain yourself watching this in the meantime.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8zajVJd5po
Also for my Spanish speaking Monster friends you will recognize the lyrics were written by a Señor Stephen Winwoodo.
Maybe this is asking too much, but what kind of dog is she (she? I’m butting money on!)? She looks kind of Shibaish but with a thinner coat. Doggum members, help me out!
I am hoping: ADOPTED! The best kind of dog!
Shiba Inu I think (Japanese for CRAMAZING Dog)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shiba_Inu
Definitely. I know someone with a Shiba Inu, and she is pretty much the best.
butting money on? That is so embarrassing.
Careful, Topher might suxx your comment. Cause of the butt in it.
it’s just a combination of “putting” and “betting.” Way to create synergy with made up words!
I believe that’s called a “portmantopher.” Word-a-day calendar humor! Anyone? No? Ugh.
yes.
Noice.
Oh man. I am so sorry, you guys. I just snorfled Birdie up, and now he’s gone. I was just like “OH MAN SO CUTE” and I started snorfling and when I looked up all there was was a little black nose left. I guess we need a new mascot.
My bad.
Well, all I can say is that dog is god spelled backwards and I now worship at this altar of cute.
I appreciate this cute puppy on a much deeper level than you.
Welcome, Birdie!!
A baby dog! I can’t wait to grow old with you.
He needs to live on mascotgum.com (like the UDub mascot http://huskymascot.blogspot.com/)
Hey! I’m a Husky alumna. Are you a fellow Seattle monster?
Winner, Best in Blog, 2010 Videogum Kennel Club.
Awww….he thinks his foot is food!
It is possible I was going to say something more reasonable but the PUPPY IS TOO CUTE, AND HAS DESTROYED MY BRIAIN. PUPPYPUPPYPUPPYPUPPY.
BRIAN!!! NO!!!!!
My cruel heart just melted.
Now the question becomes: will Birdie melt the cruel heart of Steve Winwood?
Videogum just went from being the best to the bestest!
When can we stop kidding ourselves and start calling this site Birdiegum.com?
I’m dyslexic without coffee. I read this the first time as “Biebergum.com”
MAKE IT STOP. In other news, that puppy is adorable.
let’s imagine little baby Justin Bieber holding the puppy and smiling a gentle, friendly smile. now our heads our exploding with imagined adorability.
hahahah YES
Now we just have to teach him how to duck basketballs off of trampolines like the other mascots, and we’ll be rich! Rich I tell you!
ps I love Birdie.
You can actually take another long weekend, starting now. I’m just gonna refresh this page for the rest of the week, so your work here is basically done.
OMG. ahhh! nothing is quite as awesome as a new puppy, except the infinitely more awesome experience of raising the puppy and loving the puppy and waking up one day and having a super awesome dog! (also please post bathtime videos. sorry i’m a puppy perv.)
And finding a super awesome little brown gift on your carpet!
eh, that’s what boyfriends are for- supporting my loving relationship with the dog by cleaning up after him when he has accidents.
I think that’s what the “Taking One for the Team” segments are now exclusively covering. Sorry, Joe. This is what you signed up for.
‘s funny. My dog has been an ASShole today. I was like: BATHTIME! and he was like FUCK YOU, DAD! So, his bathtime video would end with me getting drenched and giving up. We are trying again tomorrow (don’t tell).
Anyway, I don’t like dogs much right now. Hear that Birdie? You think you are SO cute, but I get cute everyday. You better behave. …i’m watchin you…you adorable little fucker.
my guess was only 19 puppies and a pony off!
Pepsi Bird is by far the best Inu I have ever seen.
Puppy > Baby
lizzing, I love this new avatar. It is a motherfuckin’ miracle.
Another one of Tobias’ misguided efforts to get back into the fold of the blue man group.
We will just give him to Stereogum.
Wow… that was supposed to be a reply to Notsewfast above. I wasn’t even close.
no worries, still funny
and I was thinking the exact same thing. Good thing I read other comments first! Upvote for you for being in my head!
We get a puppy? I know we’ll all be very responsible. PROMISE!
So can I dress her up, I have a tea party at three and I know Birdie would like to come.
I WILL MAKE HER SWEATERS TINY PUPPY SWEATERS.
Please tell me you mean sweaters for tiny puppies and not sweaters made out of tiny puppies. This isn’t CruellaDevillegum
duhhhhhh, FOR tiny puppies. I am trying to prove I HAVE a soul over here.
Whose? Whose soul do you have? I KNOW HOW YOU PEOPLE WORK!
#lies #gingersarepeopletoo #themoreyouknow
I hope this is just an introduction to Birdie’s new weekly column, “Hey, what’s going on with Birdie?”
This week’s You Can Make It Up- bbbbbbbbbaaaaaaaaalllllllllllllllllllll
Awww, Hi Birdie! You are the cutest little dog!
Definitely the cutest.
I did, however, have the craziest subconscious suspicion that this was going to be a VERY different video… based on the Supreme Court ruling today. We were all a little scared of that before we hit play… right guys? Right? Am I the only one? I don’t know if I’ll be able to comment from jail…
so I’ll see you guys in 5-10.
I don’t feel like this gets said enough
but Gabe, you are killing it today. Like Spacetronauts krumping behind ke$Ha who is playing with laser beams in a USA cape sorts of LOLk investments. Just the greatest at jokes.
So thanks!
Now, can we bring back friday fight, only it’s more like friday tug o war amirite?
i think we need Mascot’s Choice in all the Monster’s Balls from now on.
Amirite, BIRDIE?
Now Birdie remember this isn’t a bribe, I just happened to be at Petco and I saw this chewtoy and I figured I don’t have a dog so I’ll give it to you
OMG I chew on my foot just like that.
Way to figure out how to write-off your pet expenses, Gabe. Well played.
DId you get him from the cute farm?
Unrelated to Birdie…oh, who am I kidding, everything is related to Birdie now…did you guys see this? Our BNPG’s are famous!
http://blogs.villagevoice.com/runninscared/archives/2010/04/if_you______it.php
Seriously. When the Library of Congress is done archiving all of the tweets, they should move on to Videogum comments.
This is the same breed of mascot I would get!!
This guy thought he had the mascot thing in the bag:
I guess he just came on too strong.
and this guy is PIIIIIIIIISSED
Not to be a hater, but both of the above-posted dog species are generally considered cute because of the horrible things that breeding did to their sad, twisted bodies.
Now Birdie, Birdie is clearly what God intended when he first said “Hm. I guess something should have my name, but backwards. So it should be really, really cute. Meh. I’ll just give people wolves and see if they can work it out.”
Sweet Jesus! I’m so sorry!
I don’t comment much anymore, but I felt it necessary to pay my respects as a representative of the Utah monster tribe, to Birdie, videogum mascot. Long live Birdie! May a shiba inu grin grace your face as long as your puppy feet grace this earth.
this breed can smile, sometimes, right? isn’t that something they can do?
FACT: just look at this goober
I am not sold on Bridie. Sure he is cute but how the hell does he go from unknown to mascot? He looks like he’s pretty high maintenance in the poop sticking to his ass fur department too.
Puppy Pro Tip: Before they get used to collars puppies look ADORABLY emasculated whenever anything is around their neck.
“why do you hate me?”
how long until we see Birdie on http://hipsterpuppies.tumblr.com ?
Hi, Birdie! My puppy would like to invite you to a Video Puppy Party! We will have puppy pizza and puppy toys and soft comfy puppy beds for puppy nap time. Please RSVP to omgpuppy!!!!!!!!1!@puppygum.com
1. naming a dog another animal is always comedic gold. gabe really is a professional, after all.
2. looks like there’s going to be treats at the next nerdup. i mean, meetup. i mean party?
i have nothing to add but, “AWWWWWWWWWWWW”
Cute puppy! Roman Polanski’s dog just got a bright red lipstick boner.
we call that a “peanut” here:
“What’s that?” a small child asked while pointing to my dog’s rocketship.
“That’s his penis,” I explain.
The child looks at me with a look of quizzicalness: “His Peanut?”
“Yes. His Pee-nis. Oh! No thank you pal, we don’t touch it.”
I have watched this video five times already today! That’s all I have to say. I’m in love, I’m in love, and I don’t care who knows it!
Aw. Who’s a puppy? (For some reason, this is what I say to all dogs.)
UUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG!!!! Can s/he come over and play? omgogmogmgomgomgomgomg. love! but seriously, get back to us when Birdie can give a full fledged thumbs up/thumbs down.
“I have hardwood floors in my apartment.” -Gabe
shiba inu’s look like little foxes. and i’m sure its high-strung temperment will nothing if not complementary to its owner. jk. kind of. love and happiness to you kids.