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Oh no! Chan Ho Park, the new pitcher for the New York Yankees, is sick, you guys!
I made you a card, Chan Ho Park!
For your health!
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I think my main goal in life is to have Gabe make me a get well soon card.
Gabe’s cards. Always the best.
I love the guy who is just laughing when he says, “I’ve got a lot of diarrhea”. It hink he should be laughing at all major illness reports.
Haha seriously, what terrible teammates, way to not look out for him.
He was playing a prank on the reporters, apparently, which his teammates were allegedly aware of.
Well that takes all the fun out of it.
Yeah, diarrhea pranks are crappy (hahaha), perhaps only surpassed in terribleness by gonorrhea pranks. Really, the whole “rrhea” category of pranks are the worst (Caroline rRhea pranks being another example).
You try downloading blogs all day with a case of the squirts!
LOL
Those Crazy Asians (Fer Real though, friend of mine told me that in Japan, it is not at all unusual to update people on your stomach/poop situations.
PROOF –
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-4WbjV1Jmo
)
oh my.
ohh man… WOW. that is one of the best things i’ve seen in a long time.
Its hard to believe this is only the third time the vaunted “diarrhea” tag has been used.
http://videogum.com/tag/diarrhea/
Real talk.
The only thing worse than a lot of diarrhea is a lot of diarrhea while wearing white baseball pants.
That’s not a pinstripe.
Videogum Alley-oops are the best!
my childhood best friend was korean, and her parents ran an asian video store/stationary store/makeup store. anyyyyyway i used to have a park chan ho stationary set with matching pencil.
sounds like a fairly shitty gift
I just need everyone here to know that i laughed very loudly in an inappropriate situation because of this card. Expecto Diarrheus? Come on. COME ON.
Always Be Confessing bowel problems.
When you’re slidin’ into first
And your pants are ’bout to burst
Diarrhea cha-cha-cha
Diarrhea cha-cha-cha
When you’re sliding into two
And your pants are filled with goo
That’s diarrhea, diarrhea
When you’re sliding into third
And you feel a greasy turd
That’s diarrhea, diarrhea
When you’re sliding into home
And your pants are filled with foam
That’s diarrhea, diarrhea
Now that you mention it, no, I’m not proud of myself, mom.
Nicely done. I couldn’t remember two. I was trying to think of something gross that rhymed with second and it wasn’t happening.
Why go cardinal instead of ordinal for second base? WE’RE BETTER THAN THAT.
A modest proposal:
When you’re sliding into second
And your pants are feeling fecund
Now get out there and make me proud, you two!
But we are, werttrew. WE ARE!
My irl name is Dyer and that tune was manipulated into versions highlighting my grossness for most of my elementary school years. Even in humorous context, I feel like everyone’s laughing at me.
YOU GUYS STOP IT I’M TELLING A TEACHER
He probably got diarrhea from Nick Swisher’s faux-hawk. You know, because most of that team is just douche bags.
Oh, at first I thought that Chan Wook Park was playing for the Yankees. That just didn’t make sense.
That’s my middle reliever?
I wonder if Derek Jeter politely pulled him off to the side, and explained that poo-poo and doody are hilarious in this country.
I love your avatar. And also, f@ck Jeter.
When the New York Yankees need middle relief from bloating, stomach pains, and diarrhea, they choose Chan Ho Park!
Nicely played.
There’s no diarrhea in baseball.
-Tom Hanks
I run home from class and I get this?
Yeah, I laughed. A lot.
You ran home from class and got diarrhea?
It usually happens the other way around, I think.
In hell reporters will spend eternity asking people to describe their diarrea.
Expecto Diarrheus, indeed.
In Japan, they call diarrhea “lorries”.